Don't Quit Your Daycast

18/07/2024

It’s been a fun day of being attacked by ultra feminists that didn’t like a joke I made to a fellow (female) comedian friend…it’s almost like I’m still married to ‘The Creature’™️

Thankfully I spent a bundle on therapy during the divorce so I know how to deal with narcissists. 😬

23/06/2024

Do you know what’s green & smells like Miss Piggy?….

Kermit’s finger. 🥸

21/05/2024

Currently watching ‘The Outlaw Josey Wales’; still my favorite Eastwood film. (The Unforgiven & Pale Rider are still fighting it out for second in my head pan.)

20/05/2024

Seeing people pray for Trump (especially women) really makes me wonder about reading comprehension in this country…

03/05/2024

But I like making the cream of tomato soup & grilled cheese separate.

Don’t get me wrong, it sounds good but I don’t think I’ll try it.

I want the physical 🥪, not just the sensation…..now that I think about it this soup kind of sounds like the film ‘Her’ as a condensEd soup. 🍜 🥸😬😉

24/04/2024

This beautiful young Dude is going to be 28 on 5/1.

I miss hugging you in person B-man.

08/04/2024

Need to stop by the plant store otw home…

08/04/2024

How do I list my Eclipse glasses on FB marketplace? 🥸😬

08/04/2024

Hope you were able to buy a Powerball ticket during the eclipse….that’s gotta be lucky right?!

08/04/2024

28/03/2024

Relationships suck, they’re wonderful yet they also suck…

It’s a balance; how much suck do you get for what you give.

I personally don’t suck too much; so if I’m with a person who really sucks (depending on the general areas of course) it’s not gonna work…but I have my own rules on suckage…🥸

22/03/2024

20/03/2024

I keep thinking; I can relaunch my old show rebranded as a video podcast on YouTube but then people will see just me…not the people I’m talking to on the show….but then I think about my friends I would have on the show…they’re funny, yet not as attractive as me…then I think, this will work in my favor. 😬🥸🤓🙄

01/03/2024

It makes sense Richard Lewis would die on a leap day,…Jews don’t like to inconvenience people so you only have to mourn him every 4 years…🥸

27/02/2024

Ahh, that time I got Mark Hamill to notice a post from 4 years previous thanks to FB Memories….so much better than the ones with my Ex-wife….🥸🤓😬

27/02/2024

I heard a Muzak version of 7 Nation Army on an elevator in NYC about 5 years ago….it made me tear up for several different conflicting reasons. 🤓

20/02/2024

I recently datEd a woman that said she did not like Indian cuisine….we are no longer dating.

14/02/2024

Single peoples; new thought.

Keep a small tool kit in your bedroom closet for emergency escape scenarios (for the love of Odin never mention it!!!) she’ll be impressed when you need it but never mentioned it….guys already talk too much about their tools…

08/02/2024

Sadly, the guy Colorado sent to the Supreme Court (& his team of who knows how many other lawyers & paralegals) never considerEd responding; “When he was sworn in as President he became the Commander of all US Military forces.”?!

Trumps lawyer whole argument was basEd on he was never sworn into the Congress or Senate so was not included under Section 3….

Yeah, I listenEd live while I workEd today 🤓😏

A definitive ruling for Trump, the leading Republican candidate for president, would largely end efforts in Colorado, Maine and elsewhere.

03/02/2024

Dating in the MidWest in your 50s after a California divorce that took 2.5 years to get finalizEd…

Raising Arizona OK then.

31/01/2024

I’m not sure who to tag on this; Wc or Rob!!! It’s like Sophie’s Choice!

I’m just really, really hoping they wash the spoons.

21/01/2024

This takes me back….& I still know where my towel is.

09/01/2024

I like to p*e my neighbors names in the snow; it’s about respect & just saying “Happy Holidays” to me….oh wait, I’m starting to think they may not see it that way…😜

09/07/2023

Went to the family reunion today. Apropos of myself I went to the place we had these functions 40yrs ago…luckily the right place was just a couple blocks away.

But I did notice something different about the sign than I did in my youth.

Rising Sun, Indiana “hangin’ it out there since 1814”.

I need to talk to the city council about adopting this slogan. 🥸😉😬