Nataloua

01/01/2023

Happy New Year everyone!!!

31/12/2022

I finally have enough money to last me for the year!

29/12/2022

Time for new year's resolution I guess 🤣

24/12/2022

Dear Floridians,

You are going to be ok!
I have put together some quick tips for those who aren’t sure how they are supposed to navigate this weekend’s beautiful - I mean unholy - cold weather.

- Wear real shoes. Your flip flops will have to fend for themselves for a few days. They will be okay.
- Socks! Wear them. Preferably with real shoes. Still a no on the flip flops.
- Put the doors back on your jeeps, FFS.
- Consider pants. The extra fabric may feel a tad foreign at first, but you gotta power through.
- Stock your fridge now. Publix will be closed. Assume a record number of employees will Call In Dead. They’ve never been this cold before, and will believe they have passed.
- There is a setting on your HVAC (Heating, ventilation, air conditioning) unit that makes it blow out warm air. Use it. Look for a little fire symbol or the word H E A T
- There is also a similar function for the ac in your car…
- Umbrella. Use an umbrella if you do venture outside. Not for rain, it will help you avoid head injuries caused by frozen iguanas 🦎 falling from trees. Those suckers are heavy.
- Wash your hair now. You’re not going to this weekend. Perhaps pick up some dry shampoo on your way to pick up the last pub sub of the week.
- Take deep breaths, you got this. No deep breaths on Saturday though. You’re lungs aren’t used to air that cold. They will collapse… best hold your breath until Monday

Florida, may the odds be ever in your.. 🤣🤣🤣.
Much Love
(Copied from another post)

21/12/2022

Happy Hump Day!

20/12/2022

Todays Elf on the Shelf!

19/12/2022

Great Morning Everyone! I kept this to myself for a bit 🤐 I have been working on setting and achieving personal goals. Finally, HERE IT IS! HAPPINESS BEYOND WORDS, I have tears from my personal excitement 😥 This is such a glorious and beautiful moment. When we are determined to reach our goals in life with enthusiasm, we will reach it! I am more than proud!! Yesterday, after so much effort & at times, wanting to give up, and overcoming so many obstacles & negative people in the world telling me I CAN'T. I am proud to announce...
that I have now successfully completed my course on Decorating Bows for New Cars! The sky is the limit! 😎
YESSSSSSSS!!!!
#αθηνα #αγαπη

18/12/2022

Well deserved Messi!
Well done Mbappe!

18/12/2022

Who's it gonna be... Argentina or France?

27/11/2022

In search of an adult version of Elf on the Shelf that moves around at night leaning the house and doing laundry.
Any recommendations? 📢📢
👀👀👀

25/11/2022

Facts upon facts! Lol

16/11/2022

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I about fell out my chair with this one!!!!!

14/11/2022

Good morning to all that thought that was my b***y 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the rest of you still got work and some esssplaining to do!!!
😛😜🤪😝

24/10/2022

Powerful woman! Wow... 👏👏👏

When Allyson Felix became pregnant, Nike was prepared to cut the terms of Felix's endorsement by as much as 70% due to the pregnancy, and told her to “know your place and just run.” 🤯

Amid all of this, she was forced to have an emergency c-section seven months into her pregnancy because of a potentially life-threatening condition and her baby had to live for more than a month in the NICU. But two years later she’s qualified for her fifth Olympics with her daughter watching.

Felix dropped Nike and created her own brand of running shoes, the Saysh One. She is currently running in the Olympics in Japan wearing them under the banner “I Know My Place”. 😏

With 11 medals now, she passed Carl Lewis this summer for the most track and field medals by an American in history!

"I used my voice and built this company for you. So that you never have to train at 4:30am while you're 5 months pregnant to hide your pregnancy from your sponsor.”

07/10/2022

If you could quit your job this second and do what you love... what would it be?

03/10/2022

Happy Monday! Make it a great week!

02/10/2022