17/04/2024
HAHA
Phil, the office prankster, couldn't resist. His target this time: the office coffee machine, notorious for dispensing lukewarm disappointment. He rigged it with a simple whoopee cushion attachment. The first unsuspecting victim, Mildred the accountant, let out a shriek as the machine sputtered, coughed, and then unleashed a loud, resounding BRRRRRP! Coffee sprayed everywhere, painting Mildred a fetching shade of beige. The office erupted in laughter, even Mildred, sputtering and wiping coffee grounds from her hair, couldn't help but crack a smile. Phil, basking in the chaos, knew one thing for sure: Monday mornings were definitely more fun with a little whoopee cushion action.
