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01/11/2025

Woman Claims Her Blender Speaks in Parables, Refuses to Use It Without Fasting First”


A woman in Makurdi, Benue State, has caused a stir in her neighborhood after claiming her kitchen blender “speaks in parables” and only functions when she fasts and prays beforehand.

Fifty-year-old Mama Ruth, a caterer and deaconess, said she first noticed the strange behavior when she tried to blend tomatoes for stew one Sunday afternoon.

“I plugged it in, and instead of the usual sound, it made a deep humming like someone groaning in the spirit,” she told RantHQ Media. “Then it stopped and started again—three times. I knew it was not ordinary.”

According to Mama Ruth, the blender only works when she has fasted for at least six hours and played worship music in the kitchen.

“If I try to use it after eating akara, it won’t start,” she said. “But if I pray and sing ‘You Are Yahweh,’ it blends smoothly. That’s not mechanics—that’s message.”

Her children initially thought the blender was faulty, but after witnessing the pattern, they now refer to it as “Prophet Blendus.”

“I tried to use it to make smoothie one morning,” said her daughter, Peace. “It refused. Mummy said, ‘You didn’t pray.’ I thought she was joking. She laid hands on it, and it started. I ran.”

Mama Ruth has since stopped using the blender for “ordinary” tasks, reserving it only for “spirit-led cooking,” such as Sunday stew, vigil chin chin, and jollof rice for church programs.

“I don’t use it for pepper soup,” she said. “That one is too worldly.”

The story has gone viral, with the hashtag trending on X (formerly Twitter). Reactions have ranged from laughter to speculation.

“Only in Naija can a blender be anointed,” one user wrote. “Next thing, someone will say their microwave is a prophet.”

Some commenters have suggested the blender may have a wiring issue or overheating motor. Mama Ruth disagrees.

“Mechanics can’t explain the spirit,” she said. “This blender is a vessel. I treat it with respect.”

She now covers the blender with a white cloth when not in use and occasionally anoints it with olive oil.

“I’m not worshipping it,” she clarified. “I’m just acknowledging its calling.”

31/10/2025

“Woman Claims Her Cat Is Fasting With Her, Refuses to Eat Until Prayer Ends”


In a quiet neighborhood in Calabar, Cross River State, a woman has sparked online buzz after claiming her pet cat is “spiritually sensitive” and has joined her in a 21-day fast.

Forty-two-year-old Sister Juliet, a school administrator and prayer enthusiast, said she noticed her cat, Miracle, stopped eating the moment she began her annual October fast.

“I didn’t force him,” Juliet told RantHQ Media. “I just declared the fast and started praying. Miracle walked to his food bowl, sniffed it, and walked away. That’s not ordinary.”

Juliet says Miracle has since been sitting beside her during morning devotions, occasionally meowing during worship songs and curling up near her Bible.

“He meowed when I said ‘Amen,’” she said. “I believe he’s in agreement. Even animals can be vessels.”

Neighbors initially thought the cat was sick, but Juliet insists it’s a spiritual alignment.

“He’s not weak,” she said. “He’s alert, peaceful, and somehow more discerning. He even hissed at someone who came to borrow money. That’s prophetic.”

Veterinary experts have cautioned against interpreting animal behavior as spiritual, suggesting Miracle may simply be reacting to environmental changes or stress.

But Juliet remains convinced.

“I’ve had this cat for three years,” she said. “He’s never missed a meal. Now he’s fasting. That’s divine.”

The story gained traction after Juliet posted a video of Miracle sitting quietly during her prayer session, with the caption: “Even my cat knows the season.” The video has over 300,000 views and sparked the hashtag on X (formerly Twitter).

Reactions have ranged from admiration to amusement.

“Naija cats are now prayer warriors,” one user wrote. “Next thing, we’ll have altar dogs.”

Some commenters have asked Juliet to monitor Miracle’s health, while others say she should start a YouTube channel titled “Meow & Amen.”

Juliet says she’s considering it.

“If God is using Miracle to teach obedience, who am I to stop it?” she said. “We’ll break the fast together—with fish and thanksgiving.”

30/10/2025

Woman Claims Angel Gave Her Plantain Chips Recipe in a Dream, Now Sells Out Daily”


A woman in Ibadan has become a local sensation after claiming that her booming plantain chips business was inspired by an angelic visitation in her dream.

Thirty-four-year-old Mummy Peace, a single mother of two, said she had been struggling to make ends meet when she had a vivid dream in which a glowing figure handed her a golden plantain and whispered, “Slice it thin, fry it slow, season with favor.”

“I woke up sweating,” she told RantHQ Media. “I didn’t even have plantain in the house. But I knew it was a divine recipe.”

The next morning, she borrowed ₦3,000 from her neighbor, bought four fingers of ripe plantain, and followed the dream instructions to the letter. She fried them slowly, added a pinch of salt, and sprinkled a secret blend of pepper and ginger.

“I didn’t even taste it,” she said. “I just packed it and went to the junction. Within 30 minutes, everything sold out. One man even asked if I used imported oil.”

Word spread quickly. Within a week, Mummy Peace was selling out daily. She branded her chips “Heavenly Crunch” and began packaging them in transparent nylon with a sticker that reads: “Inspired by Grace, Fried with Faith.”

Locals say the chips have a unique taste—crispy, slightly sweet, and “somehow comforting.”

“I don’t know what she puts in it,” said one customer. “But after eating it, I slept like a baby and woke up with job offers.”

Mummy Peace insists she doesn’t use any additives—just the dream recipe and prayer.

“I pray over every batch,” she said. “Sometimes I play worship music while frying. The oil responds.”

The story has since gone viral, with the hashtag trending on X (formerly Twitter). Reactions have ranged from admiration to amusement.

“God is now giving snack ideas,” one user wrote. “I’m sleeping early tonight. I need puff-puff inspiration.”

Some skeptics have questioned the story, suggesting it’s a marketing gimmick. Mummy Peace remains unbothered.

“Believe or not, I’m feeding my children,” she said. “And I’m planning to open a kiosk soon. If angels bring recipes, who am I to argue?”

She’s now considering expanding into chin chin and coconut candy—pending further dreams.

“I’m waiting for the next visitation,” she added. “Maybe this time, it’ll be a recipe for suya.”

29/10/2025

Woman Accuses Neighbour’s Perfume of Causing Spiritual Attacks, Demands Eviction”


A woman in Surulere, Lagos, has sparked estate-wide drama after accusing her neighbour’s perfume of “attracting spiritual attacks” and demanding that the landlord evict her.

Fifty-one-year-old Madam Agnes, a retired school teacher and self-proclaimed intercessor, said she began experiencing “strange dreams and chest tightness” shortly after her new neighbour, Sandra, moved in and began using a particular designer fragrance.

“It smells like temptation and confusion,” Madam Agnes told RantHQ Media. “Every time she sprays it, I feel dizzy. I dream of snakes and masquerades. That perfume is not ordinary.”

Sandra, 29, a fashion influencer and makeup artist, said she was stunned by the accusation.

“It’s just perfume,” she said. “It’s called ‘Midnight Bloom’ by a UK brand. I bought it during Black Friday. I didn’t know it would cause spiritual warfare.”

According to other tenants, the scent is strong but pleasant—described as “floral with a hint of vanilla.” However, Madam Agnes insists it carries “a seductive spirit.”

“She wears it at night,” Agnes said. “Who perfumes themselves to sleep? That’s not sleep—that’s initiation.”

The matter escalated when Madam Agnes confronted Sandra during a compound meeting, waving a bottle of anointing oil and declaring, “This compound shall not be turned into Sodom!”

Sandra reportedly responded by spraying the perfume in the air and saying, “Let the fragrance of favor speak.”

The landlord, caught in the middle, has refused to evict Sandra but has asked both women to “respect each other’s spiritual boundaries.”

“I don’t want to be dragged into perfume politics,” he said. “Let peace reign.”

The story has since gone viral, with the hashtag trending on X (formerly Twitter). Reactions have ranged from laughter to concern.

“Only in Nigeria can perfume cause deliverance,” one user wrote. “Next thing, someone will bind body spray.”

Some commenters have sided with Madam Agnes, warning about “spiritual sensitivity,” while others say she’s overreacting.

Sandra, meanwhile, has leaned into the moment—posting a TikTok video titled “Midnight Bloom vs Midnight Binding” that has already hit 200k views.

“I’m not fighting anyone,” she said. “I just want to smell nice and mind my business.”

Madam Agnes says she’s now sleeping with a bowl of salt under her bed and has started a 7-day fast.

“I’m not afraid,” she said. “But I won’t be perfumed into bondage.”

28/10/2025

“Man Tries to Cast Out Demons from His Generator After It Refuses to Start During Prayer Time”


A man in Ilorin, Kwara State, has gone viral after attempting to perform deliverance on his generator—claiming it was “possessed” and intentionally disrupting his prayer life.

Forty-year-old Brother Solomon, a tailor and part-time evangelist, said his generator had been working perfectly until he began hosting nightly prayer sessions in his compound. According to him, the moment he starts praying, the generator either refuses to start or begins making “strange noises.”

“I know spiritual warfare when I see it,” Solomon told RantHQ Media. “This generator is not ordinary. It starts during football matches and cooking time, but once I say ‘Let us pray,’ it begins to cough like a demon.”

After three nights of interruptions, Solomon decided to take action. He poured anointing oil on the generator, laid hands on it, and began praying in tongues.

“I said, ‘Every spirit of delay, come out!’” he recalled. “I even sprinkled holy water on the fuel tank. My neighbour thought I was blessing the compound. I was casting out spirits.”

Eyewitnesses say Solomon spent nearly 45 minutes praying over the machine, rebuking “mechanical principalities” and commanding “every bolt and screw” to align with divine purpose.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Mama Kemi, a neighbour. “He was sweating. The generator was silent. Then it started humming softly. People clapped.”

Solomon claims the generator started “smoothly” after the prayer and ran for the full duration of the night’s worship session.

“I don’t care what mechanics say,” he said. “This was spiritual. Even my torchlight flickered in agreement.”

The story has since gone viral, with the hashtag trending on X (formerly Twitter). Reactions have ranged from laughter to theological debate.

“Only in Nigeria can a generator receive deliverance,” one user wrote. “Next thing, someone will baptize their blender.”

Some skeptics suggested the issue was fuel-related or due to a faulty plug. Solomon remains firm.

“I know what I saw,” he said. “This was not fuel. It was warfare. And I won.”

He now plans to host a monthly “Power & Power” vigil—combining prayer and generator maintenance.

“I believe in light,” he added. “Both spiritual and NEPA-resistant.”

27/10/2025

“Man Launches Okra Soup Business After Dreaming It Would End His Poverty”


A 33-year-old man in Aba, Abia State, has become a local sensation after launching a successful okra soup business—based entirely on a dream he claims was “divinely inspired.”

Chibuzor, a former phone repair technician, said he had been struggling financially for months. One night, after a long prayer session, he dreamt that he was stirring a giant pot of okra soup while people lined up to eat. In the dream, a voice reportedly said, “This soup will open doors.”

“I woke up sweating,” Chibuzor told RantHQ Media. “I didn’t even like okra before. But the dream was clear. I saw myself wearing apron and cap. I knew it was God.”

The next morning, he borrowed ₦5,000 from his cousin and bought okra, crayfish, palm oil, and seasoning. With no formal cooking experience, he watched three YouTube videos and began selling from a small table outside his compound.

“I called it ‘Prophetic Okra,’” he said. “I told customers, ‘This soup is not just food—it’s favor.’”

Within two weeks, Chibuzor had regular customers, including a local pastor who claimed the soup “tasted like breakthrough.” He expanded to deliveries, added semo and fufu options, and even printed flyers with the slogan: “Eat and Elevate.”

“I don’t know what he puts in it,” said one customer. “But after I ate it, I got two job interviews.”

The story gained traction when a video of Chibuzor praying over his soup pot went viral. In the clip, he declares, “Father, let this okra bring open doors!” while stirring with intensity.

“I don’t joke with prayer,” he said. “Even my pepper is anointed.”

Social media reactions have been wild, with the hashtag trending on X (formerly Twitter). Some praised his faith and hustle, while others joked about launching their own “prophetic egusi” or “deliverance jollof.”

“Naija is wild,” one user wrote. “Next thing, someone will open ‘Holy Suya.’”

Chibuzor says he’s now saving to open a proper restaurant and hopes to expand to other states.

“I want to franchise it,” he said. “Prophetic Okra in Lagos, Abuja, even London. Why not?”

He’s also considering writing a book titled “From Dream to Dish: My Okra Journey.”

“I’m not just selling soup,” he added. “I’m selling hope. If God can use okra, He can use anything.”

26/10/2025

Mother Mistakes Toddler’s Babbling for Speaking in Tongues, Starts Daily Prayer Broadcast”


A young mother in Owerri has gone viral after launching a daily prayer broadcast—based entirely on her toddler’s babbling, which she believes is “Holy Spirit utterance.”

Twenty-eight-year-old Chioma, a hair stylist and devoted member of her local Pentecostal church, said her 18-month-old son, Ebube, began making unusual sounds during her morning devotion. She initially thought he was mimicking her prayers, but then noticed “a rhythm and spiritual weight” in his voice.

“He said ‘shababa’ and ‘kekeke’ with conviction,” Chioma told RantHQ Media. “I felt something shift in the atmosphere. I knew it wasn’t ordinary.”

Convinced that Ebube was speaking in tongues, Chioma began recording his morning babbles and streaming them live on Facebook under the title “Ebube Speaks: Baby Tongues for Breakthrough.”

“I don’t interpret,” she said. “I just let the Spirit move. People can receive healing, direction, or even marital settlement through his utterance.”

The broadcast, which airs daily at 6:30 AM, has attracted hundreds of viewers—some tuning in for prayer, others for curiosity. Comments range from “I felt peace today” to “This baby is deeper than most adults.”

Chioma says she doesn’t force Ebube to speak. She simply places him on a prayer mat, plays soft worship music, and waits.

“Sometimes he says ‘gaga’ and ‘mama’—but when he says ‘shababa,’ I know it’s time to sow a seed,” she said.

Her pastor, when contacted, offered cautious support.

“God can use anyone,” he said. “Even a child. But let’s be guided. Not every babble is Bible.”

Chioma insists she’s not exploiting her son, and that the broadcasts are purely spiritual.

“I don’t collect offering,” she said. “I just share what God is doing. If Ebube is a vessel, let him pour.”

The story has since gone viral, with the hashtag trending on X (formerly Twitter). Reactions have ranged from admiration to amusement.

“Naija mothers don’t play,” one user wrote. “If your baby says ‘gugu,’ it might be prophecy.”

Some skeptics have questioned the authenticity, suggesting Ebube is simply mimicking sounds. Chioma remains unfazed.

“Even Samuel was called as a child,” she said. “Let the doubters doubt. My son is speaking mysteries.”

Ebube, meanwhile, continues to babble happily—now with a ring light and microphone setup.

“I just want him to grow in grace,” Chioma added. “And maybe release an album one day.”

25/10/2025

25/10/2025

“Woman Mistakes Neighbour’s Ringtone for Divine Warning, Moves Out in 24 Hours”


A woman in Enugu has sparked local buzz after abruptly relocating from her apartment—claiming her neighbour’s ringtone was a “spiritual warning” from God.

Thirty-nine-year-old Sister Ngozi, a devout prayer warrior and part-time caterer, said she began hearing a strange sound every morning around 5:30 AM. The sound, which turned out to be her neighbour’s phone ringtone, featured a dramatic trumpet blast followed by a voice shouting, “Judgment is near!”

“I thought it was the rapture,” Ngozi told RantHQ Media. “Every morning, the trumpet would blow. I’d jump out of bed, grab my Bible, and start repenting.”

The ringtone belonged to her neighbour, Mr. Chuka, a gospel DJ who customized his alarm tone to match his brand. He said he had no idea it was causing spiritual panic.

“It’s just my wake-up tone,” Chuka explained. “I like dramatic sounds. It helps me get up. I didn’t know someone was packing bags over it.”

Ngozi said she endured the sound for two weeks, believing it was a divine signal. She even began fasting and praying daily, convinced that her building was under spiritual surveillance.

“I stopped cooking egusi,” she said. “I switched to only white rice and water. I didn’t want to offend heaven.”

The situation escalated when Ngozi reportedly had a dream where a trumpet chased her through a market. She woke up, packed her belongings, and moved out the same day—leaving behind a paid rent balance and two unopened cartons of Indomie.

“I couldn’t take chances,” she said. “When God warns you, you move. I didn’t want to be the last person left behind.”

Chuka, upon learning the reason for her departure, offered to change his ringtone.

“I feel bad,” he said. “I’ve switched to ‘Great Is Thy Faithfulness.’ Hopefully, no one runs away from that.”

The story has since gone viral, with the hashtag trending on X (formerly Twitter). Reactions have ranged from laughter to sympathy.

“Only in Nigeria can a ringtone cause relocation,” one user wrote. “Next time, use ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’ Less panic.”

Ngozi says she’s now living with her cousin in Nsukka and sleeps with earplugs.

“I’m still praying,” she said. “But now I confirm all sounds before reacting. Not every trumpet is divine.”

24/10/2025

“Woman Tries to Pay for Jollof Rice with Prophecy at Lagos Party”


A birthday party in Ikeja, Lagos, turned into a spiritual standoff last weekend when a guest attempted to pay for her plate of jollof rice—not with cash, but with a prophecy.

Thirty-six-year-old Sister Becky, known in her church circle for her “prophetic gift,” reportedly approached the food vendor at the event and requested a large plate of jollof rice, plantain, and peppered chicken. When asked to pay the ₦2,500 fee, she responded, “I don’t have money, but I have a word from the Lord.”

“I thought she was joking,” said the vendor, Mama T**i. “She said, ‘God told me you will open three restaurants in 2026. This rice is a seed.’ I said, ‘Madam, God didn’t tell me that. He told me to collect my money.’”

Guests nearby paused mid-chew as the exchange grew louder. Sister Becky reportedly began speaking in tongues and declared, “This rice shall multiply in your hands. You will feed nations!”

Mama T**i, unimpressed, replied, “I just want to feed my children tonight. Please pay.”

The situation escalated when Sister Becky attempted to lay hands on the cooler of rice, prompting Mama T**i to call the party host.

“I didn’t invite drama,” the celebrant, Mr. Femi, told RantHQ Media. “I invited guests. I don’t know if she came for food or for ministry.”

Eventually, another guest paid for Sister Becky’s plate to calm the situation. She accepted the food, blessed the vendor, and sat down to eat—still declaring prophetic words between bites.

“She said the chicken was anointed,” one witness said. “I just wanted peace.”

The story has since gone viral, with the hashtag trending on X (formerly Twitter). Reactions have ranged from laughter to theological debate.

“Can I pay my NEPA bill with prophecy too?” one user joked. “Let me try next month.”

Sister Becky later defended her actions in a Facebook post, saying, “I operate in a different economy. Heaven’s currency is faith.”

Mama T**i, meanwhile, says she’s considering adding a “No prophecy, cash only” sign to her food stand.

“I believe in God,” she said. “But I also believe in POS.”