Oz-9

Oz-9 Welcome to Oz 9, one of 400 ships currently hanging out in space, hoping to bump into a terraformable planet before our crappy ship falls apart completely.

06/11/2024

Hey, space monkeys! We aren't terribly active on this page (I know, I know, greatest understatement since "Leet is kinda chunky, innit") but just wanted to let you know we've removed our Oz9Podcast and Oz9Olivia accounts from the blue bird of unhappiness. It's just too toxic over there. Find us on Bluesky and Threads. Also here. Just ... not very often. I mean, we're busy, give us a break!

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Oz 9, tell me a story

It’s 2142, some random Tuesday, and Gated Galaxies, a corporation rich with cash but light on ethics is about to launch a whole lot of sleeping rich people into space. The Oz fleet has no particular destination in mind, and not enough provisions to waste time; they’re flying ships on the verge of a massive recall with crews best described as “challenged,” but hey, that’s what adventure’s all about, right?

Join Captain Madeline and her crew of Joe the Janitor who really needs to wear a bell, Colin the rich guy who’s in the worst disguise EVER because he thinks someone’s trying to kill him, Leet, big dumb lug with epic abs, perfect symmetry, and a gift for guessing passwords, and Olivia, snarky AI with the voice of a Dickensian street urchin and the morals of a Borgia, aboard the Oz 9.

If you make it to Wednesday, it’ll be a miracle.