Charlize Robbie

Home
Charlize Robbie

Upload daily standup comedy
follow for more

30/12/2024

At 65 years old, I realized that my life had come to a standstill. I spent all my younger years working to sustain my kids. It hadn't been in vain — I helped them buy homes, set up their lives. But I was left with hardly any savings.

So, even at my age, I took a job as a cleaner in a furniture store. I don't see anything shameful in this — there's nothing wrong with working to put food on the table, especially right before Christmas. I wanted to buy gifts for my kids and grandkids, and it all gets more expensive.

Days ago, by chance, my son Matthew came into the store where I work. I walked over to greet him with a hug, but he turned and ran away in horror. It made me feel awful — had I really failed to teach my children basic respect?

I tried calling him, but he declined, as did my daughter. On Christmas Eve, my children left me completely alone just because I am a cleaner.

I cried all night. The next day, I heard a knock at the door — surely, it was my neighbor who didn't want to leave me by myself.

But, as it turned out, it wasn't her.

30/12/2024

It seems to be easy, but most people have failed miserably!!

Check the 1st comment👇

30/12/2024

Cannot believe I never knew this!

30/12/2024

🎂Legendary Barbara Eden, who JUST TURNED 93, sparks a heated stir with THESE PICS in the comments.😰👇

30/12/2024

She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hollywood. Today at 85, she is unrecognizable
Check the 1st comment👇

30/12/2024

Sleeping on your left side affects your health in ways you would have never thought.....

30/12/2024

MAN FINDS A BABY BOY WRAPPED IN BLANKETS IN A BASKET ON HIS DOORSTEP

Lucas, 54, lived a quiet, solitary life, having lost his wife and without family nearby. One cold night, while warming himself by the fire, he heard a soft, insistent sound outside his door. He hesitated, then opened it to find a tiny baby, wrapped in blankets, crying in a basket on his doorstep.

Looking around in shock, he saw no one. His heart filled with an unexpected warmth, so he brought the baby inside. Naming him Matias, Lucas raised the boy as his own, finding purpose in the laughter and joy the boy brought. Over the years, their modest home was filled with love, and Lucas felt whole again.

But Lucas always feared the day when their peaceful life might be disrupted.

When Matias turned 17, a sleek red car pulled up to their house, a sight completely out of place in their neighborhood. Lucas watched, tense, as a man in an expensive suit stepped out and approached the door.

With his heart pounding, Lucas opened it.

The man's expression was firm as he introduced himself, "I'm Elijah. I've come to take Matias."

Lucas's world stopped.

"Who on earth are you?!" ⬇️

30/12/2024

”Wife found this in our toddler’s hair. Anything we should worry about? He goes to daycare 3 times a week.😳 check the first c0mment👇”

30/12/2024

It's been a rough few years for Simon Cowell, but he's now confirmed what we all suspected about his son. I don't care what you think about the man himself, but this must have been an extremely hard decision. Check the comments 👇🏻

30/12/2024

The name of this cute girl's superstar dad and her tragic story are in the comments below.💔👇

30/12/2024

Apparently, if you can see a tree, you're left-brained, and if you see two people holding hands, you're right-brained. 🤔

And if you see an ostrich... well check the comments👇

30/12/2024

A MILLIONAIRE GIFTED ME, A MOTHER OF 5, A HOUSE – THE NEXT MORNING, I FOUND A NOTE ON THE BED IN THE NEW HOME
I never expected my life to change that day.
Raising five kids alone has been tough since Mark passed away from a heart attack two years ago. The night I got the call is etched in my mind; the paramedics tried everything, but he was gone, leaving me with our children and a house full of memories.
Since then, I've barely kept up with school runs, cooking, cleaning, and comforting my kids. I had no time to grieve—only to survive. Bills piled up, and despite my best efforts, an eviction notice arrived. I had no way to pay, and we had one month to move out.
Then, just days before our deadline, an envelope appeared. Inside was an invitation to a gala hosted by a millionaire named Lucas. Desperate, I went, unsure of what to expect. The event was dazzling, but when Lucas himself announced he'd be gifting homes to those in need, I froze. Then he called my name.
"Sarah Williams. A mother of five, doing her best to provide for her family. I want to give you a house."
Stunned, I accepted the keys to a beautiful, quiet mansion—one I thought only existed in dreams. How could I possibly deserve this?
But the next morning, when I entered the master bedroom of the new house, something caught my eye. A small envelope, carefully placed on the bed. I opened it, and froze in shock.
It was a note from the millionaire.⬇️

30/12/2024

Taylor Swift was joined by friends & family at a special celebration party thrown by her boyfriend, Travis Kelce. 😮 PICS in the comments. 👇

30/12/2024

This original Oscars photo from 1972 is not edited. Observe it closely and try not to gasp when you see it in the first comment below😱⬇

30/12/2024

You have no idea of what is that.
Details in the 1st comment below

30/12/2024

MY HUSBAND CREATED A NEW SCHEDULE FOR ME TO 'BECOME A BETTER WIFE'

So, Jake and I had a pretty solid marriage for the first few years—until he started hanging out with this guy from work, Steve. Steve was this loudmouth from Jake's work, with no girlfriend, no wife, but he somehow knew everything about marriage. And Jake? He started listening. Suddenly, he's coming home with all these "tips" Steve gave him.

Then one day, Jake walks in with this stack of papers, grinning like he just cracked the code to life. He hands it to me, I look down and see the title: "Lisa's Weekly Routine for Becoming a Better Wife." My jaw just about hit the floor. Jake had actually gone ahead and written down a whole schedule for me, based on Steve’s "brilliant" ideas.

The list was INSANE. I'm supposed to wake up at 5 AM every day, make Jake breakfast, then head to the gym to "stay in shape." After that, I'm supposed to clean the house, do laundry, cook dinner, and make snacks for him and his friends when they come over. I was beyond mad, but I didn't let it show. Instead, I smiled and said, "Sure, babe, I'll get right on it."

Little did he know, I was already plotting my payback.⬇️

30/12/2024

Sean Penn, 64, makes red carpet debut with much young girlfriend and everyone noticed the same thing...

30/12/2024

WE CAME HOME FROM VACATION TO FIND A HUGE HOLE DUG IN OUR BACKYARD — I WAS SHOCKED TO LEARN WHO DID IT AND HIS REASON.
So, we came back from our vacation a bit earlier than planned because my wife got sick during our trip to the ocean, and we decided to head home a few days early.
The first thing I did when we got home was to check the backyard to make sure everything was okay while we were gone. And OMG, I was shocked to find a huge hole dug in our yard!
I was about to call the cops, but then I noticed a shovel, a new bottle of water, and some other stuff left in the hole. I thought, “What if this person is digging at night to avoid being seen and knows we're supposed to be on vacation?” So, I decided to make it look like we hadn't come back yet and parked the car in the garage. My plan worked.
That night, I saw a silhouette jump over the fence and head towards the hole.
When the guy jumped into the hole, I came out of the house and approached. But I couldn’t believe who I saw in there, because it was ⬇️

Address

Website

facebook.com

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Charlize Robbie posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.