08/10/2024
Ok y'all. After five games, I'm about to sum up each NFL team in four words or less. Keep in mind that this is as they are TODAY, not where they may end up at the end of the season. Got it? Okay, let's go.
Arizona - Trust in Kyler.
Atlanta - Kirk Swag Surfin!
Baltimore - Lamar can't play defense.
Buffalo - Superman down to earth.
Carolina - Why, Jesus?
Chicago - Kaleb's getting better.
Cincinnati - Chickens coming home.
Cleveland - Dushaun is DONE!
Dallas - All Dak. No D.
Denver - Coach controls QB.
Detroit - Have a chance.
Green Bay - Love is Farve, Jr.
Houston - Run the ball better.
Indianapolis - QB always hurt.
Jacksonville - Trevor no show.
Kansas City - Undefeated? How Sway?
Las Vegas - Bad owner. Bad team.
LAC - The Harbaugh effect.
LAR - Stafford is great.
Miami - No QB? Hawk Tua!
Minnesota - Don't trust D'Arnold.
New England - "And the first pick..."
New Orleans - Carr is soft.
NYG - Better than expected.
NYJ - Aaron is OLD!
Philadelphia - Coach gotta go!
Pittsburgh - Dallas loss was bad.
San Fran - Purdy ain't pretty.
Seattle - Good, but who's watching?
Tampa Bay - Is Baker enough?
Tennessee - Coach hates QB.
Washington - Jayden is DYNO-MITE!