31/07/2022
Dialogue between russia and Western democracies:
- What’s up, you Western world, we are barbarians, and you are our enemies.
- Oh dear, we don’t think so. We are civilised and surely you are civilised as well. Let's communicate!
- Look, we occupied Crimea and shot down a Malaysian plane with civilians.
- Well, you are still a part of civilisation & we don't want to push you away, because then things would be even worse.
- Come on, look, we do poison and kill our political opponents and support terrorism all over the world, we hate g**s and we create russian fascism! We are barbarians!
- We tend to disagree with this. You have amazing art and culture. We do seriously consider you as a part of our civilization. Would you like to host the World Cup? Please consider this!
- Come on, West, look, we're going to attack Ukraine because we feel like it.
- We regret to hear this, but we still don't want to alienate you. Hence we are leaving room for a dialogue with you...
- What the f***ing dialogue? We enjoy castrating and chopping balls of Ukrainians and we do organize concentration camps!!! We are also killing Azov soldiers because we want to!!!
- No, no, no, please. We can not completely alienate you. Not all of you are like this...
- Everyone, we are all like this, we will be killing as many people as we like. And also, you will be freezing in the winter without our gas. We repeat: that’s because you are our enemies! How many more times do we have to tell you and do all this stuff?
- Well, we're figuring this out. It’s really hard to understand those russians... Oh well, maybe they'll change their minds...
(During this dialogue many people are dying every day. Thanks to the russians, the important thing is that there is a dialogue).
Oleg Surajev
