04/04/2024
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ME AND MY WIFE ❤️ PART 1😂🙆♂️
Five days after I married my wife, we were both making out in the sitting room. I decided to play the rough and hungry guy.
My wife loved it.
She kept laughing and calling me a lion.
"Act like a lion baby. Do like a dog. Come on baby, I love it when you are a bulldog. Rough and dangerous. Pick me and eat me."
Everything was getting into my head. I unbuckled my belt in split seconds, unzipped my pants, removed my trouser, and tore my shirt.
My wife screamed in excitement.
"Yeah Baby. Eat me. I am your wife. You are a lion. Lion of Judah. Yeaaaa!"
Without wasting time, I lifted my wife on my shoulders like a bag of cement and carried her to the bedroom.
She kept laughing.
"Baby I love it when you are this way. I love it." She screamed.
I took her to the bed and threw her on the bed without looking.
I heard an exploding noise, but the lion in me was in a hurry to close the door.
I didn't pay attention.
When I turned, I found my wife lying on the bed like a co**se.
The woman was not laughing anymore.
Her eyes were closed.
I tapped her. She didn't wake.
"Baby stop this play o." I mumbled.
My wife did not answer.
I lifted her head and realized that it had become swollen from the back. My wife had hit her head on the bed when I flung her like a bag of rice.
My heart started beating.
New wife that I just married o.
What will people say?
Only five days of marriage.
What will I tell the police?
I ran out and returned with a bowl of water and poured emptied it on her face.
She gasped and started coughing.
That was how romance for that day ended.
A week later, while kissing in the parlor, she asked me to carry her to the bedroom. She said I don't act like a lion anymore and that I had now become too calm and cold.
I nodded my head.
"Yes. I like to act like a snail. Acting like Lion nearly put m