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Have you noticed that reality seems a little off recently?Maybe you have experienced odd glitches in your reality? Such ...
08/12/2024

Have you noticed that reality seems a little off recently?
Maybe you have experienced odd glitches in your reality? Such as time dilation, mandala effect, alternate reality slips, shared dreams, seeing men in black, extreme deja vu, seeing shadow people, hearing children crying in the woods late at night?

If you have experienced any of these phenomenon, we want to hear from you!
Comment your experience or share it with us in a DM!

28/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving!
The corpses of the turkey you consume can feel every agonizing thing 🤣
🦃🦃🦃💀💀💀👻👻

So you want to escape your mundane life? Escape your taxes, bills, expectations, and responsibilities?There is a way out...
25/11/2024

So you want to escape your mundane life? Escape your taxes, bills, expectations, and responsibilities?
There is a way out, if you just go searching and don't care for where you end up.
If you go looking, you can find the door.
The door is not always the same. Sometimes it is the door to an abandoned house. Sometimes it is a discarded door sitting upon a pile of garbage. Sometimes it is a door embedded where it shouldn't be.
What matters is that the door is forgotten, abandoned, and in disuse.
Search for the door and pray that you find it. The door will be listening to your prayers and will judge if you are worthy.
When you find the door, you will notice that all signs of life have disappeared.
Birds no longer sing, traffic has gone quiet, the wind has frozen in its tracks.
Color will seem to drain from reality, leaving everything muted. If you were to eat anything here, you would note that food has no flavor, no smell, and no texture.
These are signs that the door has accepted you and is ready to play its game.
Approach the door.
Knock at the door 3 times and wait. You should feel a whisper behind your eyes. It is now safe to open the door.
If you open the door to the grinning man, the game is over and you will forever be his meat puppet. Your existence will be nothing but agony and you will fade from the memory of all in this world.
If you open the door to the writhing void, congratulations, you may travel to a new world. There is no telling where you may end up once you step through the doorway. There are countless other realities. Some of which you will not be compatible with and will simply be remade or unravel into nothingness. If you are lucky enough to not be atomized upon arrival, you may explore this new world to your hearts content.
The door will remain open for a short time for you to attempt to traverse back you your home world, though that is no guarantee. The door may find it more amusing to leave you stranded in a world who's rules you don't understand. Letting you be driven mad by it.
The door may also find it amusing to keep you passing through itself, trying to get back home, yet only leading you to more and more nightmarish worlds until the journey breaks you.

If you decide to go in search of the doorway, abandon all hope, it will only make you suffer more.

Thul’Rai'keth has seen you. You can no longer hide yourself.
08/11/2024

Thul’Rai'keth has seen you. You can no longer hide yourself.

Happy Halloween my fellow Bluffians! The season of unsanctified spirits is upon us! The world of the unseen and the unkn...
31/10/2024

Happy Halloween my fellow Bluffians! The season of unsanctified spirits is upon us! The world of the unseen and the unknowable draws ever closer!
In preparation for the night of horrors, I come to you with a safe way to contact אימת הייסורים הלוחשים or Thul’Rai'keth, the Shattered Veil.
We know you crazy kids will get up to your usual shenanigans, but you can at least do it safely.

Setting:
Choose an abandoned site steeped in local legend, such as an old cemetery or a secluded forest clearing near the rivers. The ritual should take place during a waining crescent moon, when light weakens and gives way to the abyssal realms.

Materials Needed:

1. Circle of Bone: Gather animal or human bones to create a circular boundary.

2. Candles: Black and crimson candles to represent life and death.

3. Offerings: A living sacrifice—such as a small animal or outsider, unfamiliar with our ways —alongside personal items imbued with emotional significance or a person of great importance.

4. Blood of the Summoner: Blood drawn from multiple participants to amplify the ritual's potency.

5. Sigils: Carve sigils of binding and summoning into the ground using a sharp object or bone.

6. Eldritch Text: An ancient tome containing the forbidden rites associated with Thul’Rai'keth.
(This can be found at the Poplar Bluff Library )

Steps of the Ritual:

1. Preparation:

Arrive at the site before midnight, ensuring no interruptions. Set up a small altar with the sigils drawn in a circle.

2. Creating the Circle:

Arrange the animal bones in a tight circle, creating a protective barrier that resonates with the energy of the earth and old trapped souls.

3. Lighting the Candles:

Place the black and crimson candles at the cardinal points of the circle. Light them starting from the South and moving counterclockwise, reciting a mantra that calls for the veil between worlds to thin.

4. Offering the Sacrifice:

At the center of the circle, prepare the living sacrifice. As you chant the incantations from the eldritch text, perform the offering ritual, ensuring the blood spills onto the ground within the circle.

5. Blood Bonding:

Each participant should draw a small amount of blood and drip it into the center, mixing it with the sacrifice’s blood. This binds your essences to the ritual and strengthens the connection to Thul’Rai'keth.

6. Chanting the Invocation:

Recite the lengthy invocation that details Thul’Rai'keth’s attributes and your desire for communion. Focus on the themes of madness and despair, inviting the being into your realm and your mind.

7. Awakening the Horror:

As the energy builds, the candles may flicker violently. At this point, direct your intention to call Thul’Rai'keth forth. Expect visions or sensations of shifting realities. You may also feel physical sensations such as your flesh rending, maggots in your brain, unending flames consuming your eyes from within, the condensed infinity experienced all in a single moment.
If you experience time dilation, lost time, memories of a separate life, or that you never existed, DO NOT PANIC!!!!!!!!!

8. Final Offering:

In a climactic moment, offer a significant personal item or person, symbolizing your willingness to sacrifice your sanity for knowledge. This act deepens the connection and may invoke a response.
This act cannot be undone. You will suffer the consequences of your actions.

9. Closing the Ritual:

Once the summoning has been made, thank Thul’Rai'keth for its attention. Begin extinguishing the candles in reverse order. As you close the circle, ensure that the animal remains in place until the first light of dawn, marking the ritual's completion.

Aftermath and Consequences

Distorted Reality: Expect a lingering presence, marked by warped perceptions and unshakable dread. The boundaries of sanity may begin to blur.

Psychic Echoes: You might hear whispers or experience visions of the otherworldly realms Thul’Rai'keth inhabits, drawing you into its madness.

Unwanted Attention: Should the ritual fail, you risk attracting lesser horrors or even the ire of Thul’Rai'keth, leading to horrifying manifestations in your life.

Consequences of a Failed Summoning of Thul’Rai'keth

1. Psychic Backlash:

The ritual may unleash a violent surge of chaotic energy, causing intense migraines, auditory hallucinations, or visual distortions. You could experience moments where reality itself seems to shatter, revealing glimpses of the eldritch realm.

2. Manifestation of Lesser Horrors:

Instead of Thul’Rai'keth, you might attract lesser entities—aberrations or spirits that are drawn to the chaotic energy. These beings could haunt you, leading to night terrors or unexpected physical manifestations in your home, such as shadows that move independently.

3. Loss of Time and Memory:

Time may become fluid. You might lose hours or even days, waking up disoriented with gaps in your memory. Each loss could correlate with strange behaviors or impulses you cannot explain, possibly leading you to engage in dangerous or self-destructive acts.

4. Psychological Deterioration:

The experience of failure can warp your psyche. Paranoia may set in, making you distrustful of those around you. You might develop obsessive thoughts about the ritual and Thul’Rai'keth, leading to isolation and madness.

5. Physical Afflictions:

You could develop inexplicable physical ailments—skin lesions, unshakeable fatigue, or bizarre patterns appearing on your body that mirror eldritch symbols. These manifestations could worsen over time, indicating a deeper, sinister connection to the ritual.

6. Echoes of the Eldritch:

Following the failed summoning, you may find yourself haunted by “echoes” of Thul’Rai'keth—nightmares that seep into your waking life. You might hear whispers calling your name or experience sudden, overwhelming feelings of dread and despair.

7. Compulsion to Repeat the Ritual:

Failing the summoning could create a compulsive need to try again, leading you down a spiral of obsession. Each attempt might grow more reckless, pulling you deeper into the horrors of the unknown.

8. Spiritual Corruption:

The very act of failing to summon Thul’Rai'keth may taint your soul. You might feel a gnawing emptiness or a dark presence within you, as if part of your essence has been marked by the entity's influence. This could manifest as a loss of empathy or a desire to harm.

9. Inescapable Guilt:

If the sacrifice was not honored or was poorly executed, feelings of guilt may overwhelm you. This could be accompanied by a belief that the sacrifice’s spirit is seeking retribution, resulting in vivid hallucinations and desire to self-harm.

Conclusion

Engaging with Thul’Rai'keth, especially through a failed ritual, brings significant psychological and physical repercussions. The horror of the unknown, coupled with the potential for lasting madness, makes it imperative to approach such dark rituals with extreme caution and awareness of the potential consequences. Once you invite the eldritch into your life, severing that bond may prove to be a far greater challenge than the ritual itself.

Precautions

Mental Fortitude: Prepare psychologically for the ritual, understanding the risk of severe mental and emotional disturbance.

Emergency Banishing: Have a plan in place to sever ties with the entity should things go awry, including protective charms or counter-rituals.
These rarely work and more often serve to provoke Thul’Rai'keth.

This ritual requires an unwavering commitment to the darkness, as the price of knowledge from Thul’Rai'keth may be more than you are willing to pay.

Have a fun and safe Halloween! Also remember to check your candy before you consume it!

Listen to the earth.She laments your birth.You suckle at her tit for sustenance, but only the sickly puss of her abused ...
24/10/2024

Listen to the earth.
She laments your birth.
You suckle at her tit for sustenance, but only the sickly puss of her abused melancholy seeps out.
You lap it up greedily.

Drugs are bad. Don't do drugs.
Instead, gamble all your worldly possessions away 😀
Force your family to carry the weight of crippling debt born from your own incompetence and inability to reflect on your own demons.

Love you Bluffians!

We are making new friends in this wonderful city!This is Gertrude, she wants to remind you that methamphetamine is bad f...
23/07/2024

We are making new friends in this wonderful city!
This is Gertrude, she wants to remind you that methamphetamine is bad for you and disappoints your parents. So, yeah, you should maybe stop.

The sun never rises here.The moon forever burns our skin.Those who live here lie to themselves. They don't see the rot.T...
07/06/2024

The sun never rises here.
The moon forever burns our skin.
Those who live here lie to themselves.
They don't see the rot.
They don't feel the hate.
They don't hear the suffering.

The sun never rises here.

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24/05/2024

Where are you?

How quickly you forget your past, Poplar Bluff, Missouri.We will not forget.We will not forgive.We remember. We will alw...
22/05/2024

How quickly you forget your past, Poplar Bluff, Missouri.
We will not forget.
We will not forgive.
We remember.
We will always remember.
We smell your rot.
The sun cannot bleach your bones clean.
Judgment comes.

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07/05/2024
Finally made it out of that cold tunnel. Not quite sure where I ended up at.This place is pretty quiet and fairly dusty....
02/05/2024

Finally made it out of that cold tunnel. Not quite sure where I ended up at.
This place is pretty quiet and fairly dusty. Not sure but I don't think people come here much. I just want to get back to spot. If I leave him alone for too long he ruins the furniture and keeps the neighbors up by screaming uncomfortable truths at them.

We are filled with dread and elation at the break in cold, damp, darkness. We fear the sun. What horrors will it show us...
30/04/2024

We are filled with dread and elation at the break in cold, damp, darkness. We fear the sun. What horrors will it show us?
We hope we can soon return under the earth, but we are called to the surface yet again.

26/04/2024

It's so humbling, listening to the dead speak.

24/04/2024

🚨URGENT 🚨
The Poplar Bluff Regional Medical Center has issued the following warning!

"We were wrong! So very wrong! Stop doing that thing we told you to do! It will not save you, only lead to death by excruciating pain! For those who have already done the thing, please forgive us! Please forgive us! Please forgive us!"

Silly Doctors. We all will need forgiveness for the things we've done and the things we've yet to do, and the things we will never do. The only thing to be done is to allow the dull roar of empty space to comfort you as your own body kills your soul.

Good morning my dear Bluffians!Yesterday was so eventful and I'm ready to get back out into the community!Just gotta loc...
23/04/2024

Good morning my dear Bluffians!
Yesterday was so eventful and I'm ready to get back out into the community!
Just gotta lock the office down before I head out. Can't let spot out.
He's bad about wondering off and not keeping his government issued and mandated cellular device on him at all times.

Remember citizens, the government isn't watching you, and if they were, it would be for your own good.

We just wrapped up a short interview with Poplar Bluff Chamber!They were so welcoming!Not very helpful, but welcoming. O...
22/04/2024

We just wrapped up a short interview with Poplar Bluff Chamber!
They were so welcoming!
Not very helpful, but welcoming.
Once they saw us approaching they drew up their long black hoods and flew out of their dark sanctuary to gibber unrepeatable words in a language I or anyone else was meant to understand.
I felt the corners of reality folding in on themselves as my vision was overtaken by fractals within fractals. Then they offered me unsweetened tea and soggy biscuits.

My dear Bluffians, I don't think those in the Chamber are like us, dare I say, even not from this realm.

Who genuinely offers someone unsweetened tea??? The nerve.

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