21/04/2024
HOW TO SURVIVE IN MOMBASA
1) Avoid Bamburi & Mtwapa Women
2) Buy Vegetables from Kongowea
3)Live in Likoni it's cheaper
4) Cross the ferry early , cross back late to avoid traffic
5) First dates are at Mama Ngina
6) Do not go down on Digo women. Utalishwa limbwata usahau kwenu k**a
7) Tuk Tuk Short distance fare is 50/=
8) Matatu Short Distance fare is 30/= stage to stage
9) Tudor,kisauni & Bamburi javs have the highest number of phone thieves & pickpockets
10) Mikindani is a great alternative to Likoni
11) Kumamaye is a greeting in Mvita
12) Do not drink street water during the rainy season. Drink bottled water
13) SGR to town is 200/=
14) Best Madafu is sold at Chondochondo Mama ngima pale Gorilla
15) Buy and Build in likoni at the shelly beach side. Area not affected by flood
