The Plumber's Faucet

02/02/2023

Hello Faucet page enjoyers,

The new "Whatever Issue" has dropped around McGill's campus, so go pick it up! Otherwise, find it online here: https://issuu.com/plumbersfaucet/docs/whatever_issue

If you're a fan of the Faucet, please join our Facebook group pinned on our page! You don't have to write to join! All of your favourite Faucet info and cool messages can be found there!

Best,
Wade

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31/08/2022

Attention all McGillians!

Physical copies of the Plumber’s Faucet are NOW available at various locations across the campus! Find them in Trottier! Find them in McConnell! And yes, even find them in the Arts building on one of the McGill Daily’s stands! Better pick up those Arts building ones quick before the Daily burns them at the stake!

Plus, if you don’t support the death of billions of trees, please check out the digital copies here: https://issuu.com/plumbersfaucet/docs/welcome_issue

Happy reading, Plumbers!

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21/03/2022

TOMORROW NIGHT! THE GREATEST LIVE VARIETY SHOW OF THIS GENERATION TAKES PLACE IN THE MCCONNELL ENGINEERING BUILDING BASEMENT! 8PM! PAY-WHAT-YOU-CAN! YOU WILL HAVE THE GREATEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE!

15/11/2021

Hey all,

We’re holding our pitches meeting at 7 PM!

Zoom link below, come say hi, hang out, and discuss the next issue 🙂

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11/11/2021

Catch The Week-After Halloween issue of The Plumber's Faucet available on newspaper stands around McConnell and Trottier! It's spooky, scary and somehow also funny?!

The issue is also available to download on our website and readable on this Issuu link!

https://issuu.com/plumbersfaucet/docs/week_after_halloween_issue_eda66eaae72aef

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11/11/2021

The printer goes brrrr as The Faucet’s first paper issue of the year comes out warm and fuzzy!

11/11/2021

The McGill Comedy R***e is coming to your local college campus next Wednesday the 17th in the EUS basement at 8pm! Stand-up! Improv! Live Music! It's a variety show for the modern age! A FREE show comprised of talented McGill students who will die to entertain! The Faucet and McGill Improv are putting this show on and have sold their souls to make the whole thing worthwhile. Be there or be square!

01/11/2021

Hey everyone!

Just a reminder that we will be tabling at Activities Night TOMORROW, NOVEMBER 2!!! We will be at TABLE 7.

Come say hi, flip through some issues, and chat with us :)

xoxo,
the faucets with the most drip

28/10/2021

CALL FOR ILLUSTRATORS!

See details below, and message/email us if you have any questions!

27/10/2021

21/09/2021

Hey Awesome People!

We're tabling at the Trottier Eng Building (2nd floor) for EUS Involvement day. Come check us out before the Liberals win the election again!

Edit: I've just been informed that the Liberals did win the election again, in this case you may come and go as you please (till 6:00pm today!)

02/09/2021

MY HISTORY PROF IS CANCELLED??!?!? *NOT CLICKBAIT*

In his thrilling exposé, Mason Persaud joins students in their outrage at Professor Wexford, McGill history professor and no. 1 fan of the BCU (Borat Cinematic Universe). Read all about this professor's eyebrow-raising antics at the link below!

https://www.theplumbersfaucet.com/post/students-outrage-at-professor-who-conducts-entire-class-in-poorly-planned-borat-impression

Many students are calling for the resignation of Faculty of Arts Professor Mark Wexford after a lecture on Richard Nixon in his HIST 341 class on Modern American history where he did an impression of a fictional character “Borat”. This is apparently not the first time Wexford has done something ...

22/08/2021

Buenos dias babes 😎

Our newest issue is out NOW! Check out the link below to read all about it. It's some pretty funny stuff if we do say so ourselves.

XOXO,
Your favourite part of a sink

https://issuu.com/plumbersfaucet/docs/miss_you_mcgill_margin_updated

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28/04/2021

We're hirin' folks!

The EUS' only humour magazine is looking for an EIC for next year! You would oversee the entire publication, schedule pitch meetings, and put together the monthly articles. It's a fun time and pre-COVID we were able to do comedy shows in the EUS common room!

If you're interested, fill out the form below:

https://forms.gle/MiFQXwd19dtyj9pK7

For more information, visit:

https://eus.wiki/index.php?title=JobRedirect&curid=10961

27/01/2021

This one goes out to our antivaxxer reader base