Toxic Thoughts

11/06/2024

imagine we go on a date and i catch you a raccoon

10/06/2024

so thankful my brother doesn’t rap, i ain’t got time for that

09/06/2024

don’t flirt with the girls on my posts, these are my girlfriends, get your own

08/06/2024

i cannot afford a single thing i do, but i just do it anyway

07/06/2024

i will pull my leggings up to my eyelashes before i let them be baggy

06/06/2024

i’m basically an unpaid comedian

05/06/2024

i’m still shocked i got pregnant, had a baby, and now i’m a mom 😂

04/06/2024

the fact that i exist irritates me a couple times a day

03/06/2024

i’m always craving sushi, never will i not want or turn down sushi

02/06/2024

i’m still mad this is my full grown height

01/06/2024

i just be knowing. my intuition is crazy.

31/05/2024

someone go to work for me, just walk in and act like you me

30/05/2024

coworker: how come you never smile at work

me: they don’t pay me for that

29/05/2024

‘til paul do us blart

28/05/2024

“i thought you had a man” no a man thought he had me, wyd tho

27/05/2024

whoever decided to put 4 muffins in da “Little Bites” come outside i just wanna talk

26/05/2024

i’m officially off the market!

i’m still single, i’m just giving up 😂😂😂

25/05/2024

2 delusional homegirls telling each other “exactlyyyy”

24/05/2024

you cannot “he got money” me

girl idc, i do too

23/05/2024

i be texting my friends like “we got this”

and we actually need ✨✨therapy✨✨

22/05/2024

my bestfriend: ima call you back

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

21/05/2024

another day being the prettiest girl he’s ever dated

20/05/2024

someone’s mama out in the world rn on level 1,305,654 on candy crush

19/05/2024

“i’m just a girl” is a perfectly valid excuse for anything and everything

18/05/2024

he deserves the best… so me

17/05/2024

hanging out with ur friends is like group therapy where nobody gets better

16/05/2024

15/05/2024

if you miss me, just text me

showing up in my dreams is crazy