UDAKU teens and youths

03/06/2024

WHen man get h***y 💦

The 🍆rises and gets hard

WHEN A WOMAN IS HORÑY.

Her puššy swells..

Clitøris enlarges and tickled..

Añus dilates..

Heart beats faster..

Temperature rises...

Pvssy gets wet

Nipplês gets thicker and hardened....

Emotions gushes through her face..

Countenance seems needy...

She forgets heavenly race..

She forgets she is a choir in the church..

She looses her home training..

Her father's warnings doesn't count anymore...

Her mothers pleadings falls on deaf ears..

She is ready to be rammed and slaughtered

Her wómb calls for puncturing...

Her bræst wants to be dealt with..

Her vag*na walls begs for healing...

She is about to die...

In the next 5minutes, if no one answers...

The gate man would loose his job..

The plumber becomes attractive...

Her laundry man is in the detail..

Her colleague at work becomes attractive...

Her landlords son is her ideal man...

She can't hold it anymore...

No one is coming through...

Cucumber is winking at her..

Even bottle becomes sedüctive...

Hmmmmmm Women 🙄😒🚶🚶🚶

Fear Women
🙆🙆😂😂??🏼‍♀️??🏼‍♀️

30/05/2024

A woman's s*x organ is dry but when a man touches it it gets wet.
Conclusion: Man refreshes a woman's life..
Man's s*x organ is soft.When a woman touches it, it gets hard.
Conclusion: Woman makes a man's life hard..

My wisdom has reached another Level.

Anyway Forever Love am just kidding, hugs 🫂🤗😂😂🧘🧘🧘🧘🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

26/05/2024

The things I dated uuuuuwwwweeeeeehhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

25/05/2024

Next relationship nayo nitaanza na maombi hii nayo lazima imalize wiki mbili

24/05/2024

TIPS OF HOW TO SURVIVE IN NAIROBI CITY.

1. Don't go to downtown if you don't have to.

2. If you move into a new house, use two padlocks no matter how of good quality they are.

3. Ukitembea tao uskie mtu amesema "oya oya" don't turn, just move to the side.

4. When boarding a matatu, check the condition of your window...that's where your phone might exit from.

5. No one should pray for you on the streets regardless of your situation in life.

6. Chapati will always be 20 bob, smokie 30 bob, mayai 25 bob.

7. Afya Center, don't even stop to swallow your saliva, pita ukikimbia. Walk mercilessly, and if you have hips, use them to pave the way for yourself. Elbows pia ni weapons. Unapita ukienda bila kuangalia nyuma. If someone hits you as you walk along the streets, hit them back because no one apologizes for such mistakes in this ciry.

8. If you feel lost just go to Archives, you will pick your bearing from there.

9. In case someone drops anything in front of you, don't pick, run like your life depends on it. Hata ukiitwa siste siste, achana nayo.

10. Instead of going to kanjo washrooms, just get into Ushirika house, tell the guards you are going to office 24, it is actually a washroom labeled by mistake or if you are pressed, ingia Hilton, Stanley, Norwich union etc. Confidence is key here. Kuna free parking Serena...play like yourself though.

11. Wakati wa mvua usinyeshewe K**a mimea hapo kwa corridors, get in Supermarkets watch news from 85" Samsung Screen. Fanya window shopping hata k**a hununui kitu. Confidence ndio muhimu. Be smart nani.

12. Don't bargain on everything...the trick is, the quality will keep reducing as the price goes down.

13. Avoid eye contact na hawker especially ukiwa traffic jam. Otherwise you've already signed a purchase contract.

14. When tired under scorching sun in town, don't go to Archives or Hilton. Just go to KCB KENCOM, pick a bank ticket and sit there the whole day. You will have a great rest.

15. Whatever you buy, must

22/05/2024

Breaking News: Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 Returns After 10-Year Mystery, 239 Passengers’ Journey.
Read more: https://buff.ly/4dMUr1R

22/05/2024

15/05/2024

Neighbors"'-uko sure haukusikia kitu
Me""-nilisikia nanikasema acha woofer iende tupunguziwe na kelele

14/05/2024

Hapa sielewi but father praying for her daughter 😂😂😂😂