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30/04/2019

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01/02/2014

28/09/2013

ASUU Executives Were Called For A Meeting In
The UK... So They All Met At The Murtala
Muhammed
International Airport In Lagos...
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The
Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was
Built By A Group Of Students From Nigeria's
Universities And The Plane Was On Its First
Experimental Trip...
They All Ran Out Of The Plane, Except One
Person, When He Was Asked By The Other Staff,
His Reason For Remaining, He Said "If It Is
Made By Our Students, It Will Not Even Start...
Good night

28/09/2013

In a chemistry class, the teacher asked the students
to name the atmospheric gases:
musa: oxygen.
Teacher: Good. Chidi: Nitrogen.
Teacher: That's my boy!!!!
Kemi: Hydrogen.
Teacher: Wonderful!!!!!! !
Akpos: Tear gas.
Teacher: Akpos, you have one more chance, else
you will be punished.
Akpos thinks hard and says: Fabregas

24/07/2013

Nigerian movie star and singer Stella Damasus expresses her anger over the issue of underaged marriage being discussed in the Nigerian senate. Watch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_knQ-XpR3s

18/07/2013

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION: between a Yahoo Yahoo boy and potential Maga (Akpos)...

Griiinn! Grrrin.

Akpos: Hello? Who am I speaking with Pls?

Yahoo boy: Ah, don't u know who is calling?

Akpos: No I don't, the number is restricted.

Yahoo boy: How is Ligeria?

Akpos: Nigeria is fine but who am I speaking with?

Yahoo boy: It's your friend from London.

Akpos: I have a couple of friends in London
which of them is this?

Yahoo boy: Just guess.

Akpos: Em, is it Fatai?

Yahoo boy: Yes! It's me Fatai!

Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how now? How is London?

Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is Ligeria?

Akpos: Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen! The other day I saw ur mother, she is very sick o, dat was two weeks ago, I am sure she should be dead by now....

Yahoo boy: Ah!

Akpos: Yes o, your father's house in the village rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans legs and shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently ......

Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O!

Akpos: ....yes o, the bone mender says it will not heal because he has diabetes, later they said tetanus has entered already, the man is quarter to go, your younger brother went to smoke Igbo with those bad boys and since then the guy kolo, he is in Uselu psychiatric now, your elder brother went to a burial at Ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just falling every time .....

Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!!

Akpos: ...wait o, there is more, your sister carry belle, e go do aborti ....

Yahoo boy: You wait! E don do for you! I reject everything you say in Jesus name! Those things will never happen to me....

Akpos: Ah! Is this not Fatai, they have already happened ...

Yahoo boy: I am not Fatai, you idiot, na God go punish u.

Akpos: Na devil go solder ur nyash, no go find work bloody thief! 419...wait make I burn your credit small, idiot

28/06/2013

Teacher: Who is the president of AMERICA?
Akpors: I don't know madam.
Teacher: YOU need to focus more on your studies.
Akpors: Please madam, can I ask YOu a few questions.…
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Akpors: Do u know Rita?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Joy?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Kate?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do YOu ask?
Akpors: You need to focus more on your husband

10/06/2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eEzdIqQhSY

07/06/2013

A guy promised a girl 20k Last Week As they were
chatting on BBM. She Came To Abuja An
Unexpected Visit. That morning she asked him Of
the 20k he promised her. He then told her that he
will be leaving for Minna In the next 5mins. He
gave her his GTB ATM Card that she should take it
and withdraw all she wanted (Knowing fully well
that he had less than 5k in that account). As soon as
she Kissed him & left, he quickly left the house
knowing that she will come crying back to him. As
he was driving past Zuba, his elder brother called
him on the phone saying "Bros, You Don Get The
Alert? I Just Dey Komot From GTB oh! I Don Pay
That 100k Wey I Been Owe You Into your Account,
Thanks "Meeen!!! you need to see the way he was sweat!!! Few minutes Later,
he got the Alert!! Confirm 100k Credited. He Wan
Die As the money reflected in his account.Tried calling the girl's phone,
Switched Off. Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery.The
Next minute, Alerts:20k Debited,20k Debited,20k
debited,20k debited,20k debited.Even the Last 5k
Withdrawn...He No Know Wetin Happen To am, he
Found himself On Hospital Bed......lool. Watch out guys.....loool. Good afternoon.

21/05/2013

You scored 25 in jamb and your choice of career is medicine, my dear wake up, u are not even qualify 2 be a native doctor.... LOL

21/05/2013

Breaking News: Mourinho To Leave Real Madrid

Real Madrid president Florentino Perez announced Monday that coach Jose Mourinho will leave at the end of the season after three years at the Spanish club.

"We've decided to bring our relationship to an end at the end of the current season," Perez said. "The club and manager agree the timing is right to bring our relationship to an end. On behalf of the board of directors I would like to thank Jose Mourinho for all his hard work. The team have improved in his three years, and we wish him all the best. It was the right moment."

Perez said no decision about his replacement has been made. Spanish media has reported that Paris Saint-Germain coach Carlo Ancelotti is a candidate.

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20/05/2013

I AM AKPOS THE GREATEST LIAR ON EARTH
Can u beat that?
(1) My dad just bought a
generator
that uses palm oil.

(2) I just finish praying on Lagos/
Ibadan express way.

(3) We use to have 7 swimming
pools in my house until armed robbers
stole 6.

(4) Hummer 7 that uses water.
Come and see it in my daddy's garage.

(5) Hope u guys know dead sea?
My dad killed it.
OYA!
CHALLENGE ME WITH YOURS IF YOU
CAN..

20/05/2013

Akpors who has no wife, no child, no money, no
home, a blind mother, in fact very very poor.
But one day he saw a magician who promised to grant him only one wish.

Magician : Tell me one thing u wish, and i will do it for u right now.

Akpors: ok, no problem, I have only one wish, I
want my mother to see my wife caring two of my kids in my Hummer jeep parked near the
swimming pool in one of my many mansion’s
situated at london city.

The magician fainted.

One word for akpors plz
a. Greedy
b. Great thinker
c. Oloshi
d. Perfect
e. Others. (Add)

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19/05/2013

GIRL : Hello

BOY : My love how are you doing ?

GIRL : I'm fine.

BOY : Will you be free this weekend ? Can you come to my house ?

GIRL : I'm so sorry I can't make it because I will be attending my aunty's wedding and the next day I'll be busy, I'm so I guess I'm occupied.

BOY : Ooh ok, was just planning to take you out for shopping, surprise you with an iPhone 5, then buy you a new dress and the Brazilian hair you've been asking for....

GIRL : I will be coming and may even spend the whole weekend there if you want my love.

BOY : What about the wedding ?

GIRL : which wedding, i was joking....

BOY : Really ? Me too....

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