Joshua sliver

26/03/2025

17/05/2024

I was dating him and his dad at the same time.
It dawned on me the day he took me home to show his parents. I was shocked!
I was even scared that his dad would leak my secret, but he didn't.
I went to meet his dad later and he said I should not worry
"Let's continue to date secretly at my son's back. Is he the only one that deserves something good?" He said and I smiled.

My sugar daddy was the one that got me a boutique that worths multi-millions of naira. I met Benson three months after I met his dad and we fell in love. He had been taking good care of me and he promised to marry me. But what would I do when I later realized that his father was my god father?

It went on and on. Benson proposed to me and I accepted his proposal even after we got married I still continued to date my husband's dad.

When I became pregnant, I called my sugar daddy at midnight in the toilet to tell him, unknown that my husband was eavesdropping. He heard everything but he pretended as if he didn't know.
Benson is a very quiet man and this made him so dangerous when provoked. He left his ex because me, so knowing that I was pregnant for his dad was a big heart break for him.

One day, Benson put some abortion pills in a wine for me and I was groaning in pains, he took me to the hospital where the doctor was his friend. The doctor said that the pregnancy had been terminated. I was given an injection and I slept off. Unknown that my husband had told the doctor to remove my womb.

A week later, my husband sent me packing, he said I should go and meet his father that I was pregnant for. That was when I knew that my secret had been leaked.
My husband told me by himself that he intentionally terminated the pregnancy and told the doctor to remove my womb. I broke down in tears. The pregnancy was actually my husband's. It wasn't for my sugar daddy.
That midnight, I was telling my sugar daddy to let us stop dating because I was already pregnant for his son. Big shame.

Don't forget to follw 🙏

17/05/2024

FUNNY JOKE FOR THE WEAK🤭😂😂😂
1... I wan confess abeg, I no fit hide am anymore...😭😩
Na me dey drive that jet for Xender!!😕😒🤭😂😂😂

2...because u met Amadi in an eatery, eating Oha soup, you decided to save his number with *Amadioha*
Sister y?🤣🤣🤣😅

3...Your Bathing Soap is 5k. Pls what are you washing??
Sīn of your forefathers?
Gimme B29 mey I bafu jare ..😆😆

4....I told you someone is related to me and you are asking if its by bløød… No, its by yoghurt😆😆😃

5...Somebody dashed you money and you’re counting it in front of him. Is it that the money is not complete or your sense is paīning you?*😆😆😃😃

6....I can’t wait to get married so that I can be stêåling meat from the pot and my wife will be blåming it on the children …😆😆

7...Seek first her account number and her phone number will be added unto you
Book of Rōmäñtic 19:2…😆😆😃

8...welcome to Nigeria where a lady dåtes Peter,get imprēgnātē by John, Samuel pays the damāge, Lucas rises the baby and Vincent marries her..😆😆😃

9...Nothing gives a lady joy than getting home remøving her wig , high heels , brá , girdle , yansh påd , tummy trimmer , make-up …..Omo see fresh air..Make I run b4 someone Stone me..😆

10...That moment wen u sit beside ur mum in church and pastor na say” I want 4 vīrgins to come forward to the Alter.. ur mum started looking at u, not knowing u have exchange ur virg!nity for shawama and Hollandia milk .😆😆

11...FREE_ADVICE_ON
_HOW_TO_KEEP_UR_MAN…
A. Give him space
B. Communicate and trust him
C. Love him with everything
D. Do not chêāt on him
E. Don’t ask for too much
F. Don’t look through his phone because it’s prīvāte..
!
!
!
FREE_ADVICE_ON
_HOW_TO_KEEP_UR_WOMAN.
A. Give her money!
B. I said give her money!!
C. Don’t førget to give her money!!
D. You must give her money!!!
E. No question, my brother just give her money.

FOLLOW ME pls so we go follow make heaven... Joshua sliver

17/05/2024

Evening Joke 😂😂😂

After working for the day, i went into a restaurant to eat with just N400 naira.🥺

So i ordered Rice N200, noodles N100 and meat N100.😞

As i sat down to eat, a lady sitting beside me smiled and said "Wow, you look handsome and i love the way you eat, I'll pay for your lunch, just order anything you want". 🤯😳

"Omo, i don catch better babe", i thought to myself as i quickly ordered for a big bowl of Garri and Egusi soup with assorted meats and a bottle of wine which cost about N3000.😋

"Why one bottle?, please add 2 more, you are so handsome, u deserve to be spoilt with goodies" the lady said again.😊

I hastily made the order. After drinking the first bottle, i tried opening the second one but the opener fell down, as i bent down to pick it, i noticed the lady was barefooted and her legs were chained together!!!🙆🏾‍♂️

That was when i discovered she was a mad woman. 😢🤧

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16/05/2024

what else should I give him

12/05/2024

Over to u women