The Neon Gutter

03/03/2025

See the colts loping, hear the clatter of hooves and the roar of the crowd, and learn all about the Sport of Plastic Kings on the latest episode of the Neon Gutter, featuring a certified Sigma Derby expert and the usual three donkeys. https://neongutter.com/2025/03/03/season-2-episode-7-the-sigma-derby-handicappers-corner/

10/02/2025

Would you take advice about your Las Vegas trip from these guys? You probably already did.

Don't miss their origin story on the latest episode of the Neon Gutter at neongutter.com.

24/01/2025

We did it! We've proven you CAN do a trip to Vegas on a mere 25-cents a day! Seriously! Find out how on our latest episodes: https://neongutter.com/2025/01/07/season-2-episode-4-las-vegas-on-39-a-day-part-1/

15/01/2025

We're very saddened to learn of the passing of legendary Vegas lounge singer Cook E. Jarr. We had SO much fun at his shows over the years.

13/01/2025

What will make or break the $39-a-Day budget? Matt's Royal Flush? Dan's profligate beverages? Burt's attempt to sell Rodeo tickets on the street? Find out in the final episode detailing the bottom line for this epically cheap trip to Las Vegas!

12/01/2025

We just got the news that our next episode will go live tomorrow. Will Burt be just as happy when we reveal the bottom line of our epic $39-a-Day challenge?

08/01/2025

We're going to Vegas. Try to keep up.

07/01/2025

It's here! Join us for Part 1 of our $39 a Day journey as we drag you down the gutter, introduce you to magicians, thrill you with our craven cheapness, tell you of horses - plastic and real, very long walks, and amaze you with the most exciting bus rides across the Las Vegas Valley.

Burt, Dan and Matt literally walk through the first half of their brand new Las Vegas trip on $39 a Day, covering all lodging, transportation, food, entertainment, and vomit cleanup. The Neon Gutter crew encounter boutique magicians, Dracula weddings, a lot of coupons, tired feet, very smelly buses,...

05/01/2025

The Dodo and the Ivory-billed Woodpecker may be extinct, but penny video poker is not! And frankly, those dumb birds never served us free cocktails.

To learn where we encountered this and other rare sightings, you gotta listen to the only podcast poured straight from the gutter and into your ears.

31/12/2024

We're headed in. You coming with us?

29/12/2024

Love awaits in the Neon Gutter! Between the Strip and downtown are many delightful wedding chapels that ooze charm and romance like pus from a stab wound. Do we hear wedding bells? No, it's just a police siren.

25/12/2024

If your Debbie Reynolds Christmas album isn’t from a hardware store, is it really appropriate for the holidays?

24/12/2024

Happy Holidays from Matt, Dan, Burt (not shown) and everyone at The Neon Gutter!

16/12/2024

Pro Tip: If you want free beer, act like you need it.

Here are Burt and Dan at the bus stop enjoying Miller High Lifes courtesy of a pair of passing cowboys because, as the cowboys said, "You guys look like you could use a beer."

More stories and photos from our TRIUMPHANT $39 a Day trip to come.

11/12/2024

Discovering the hidden glamor of the SOUTH south strip!

11/12/2024

Mile 13. And the trek continues.

11/12/2024

Great to be back In fabulous… um…