19/03/2024
1. Abeg which part of Nigeria is my father land�️ because as I dey now I'm broke I want to sell my own portion�♂️😒😒
2. I have CERTIFICATE in kissing, DIPLOMA in Caring, DEGREE in loving, MASTERS in Petting and PhD in S*x. Pls who has job 4 me�😂😇
3. Temptation is when you fry plantain before cooking the rice.🤤🤥
4. I put grandma's phone on silent, and I told her that her ringtone has finished. She gave me money to buy another one.😂😊
5. Some girls wahala tire me. Why will you go and have s*x and later get pregnant and start shouting ooh God this can't be me.
My sister who do you want it to be. Your mother?�🤷🤷
6. I love cholocate.
Read it again, that is how you guys fail exams.😏😏
7. Some ladies are really poor in romance, you hit them with pillow, they will be chasing you with knife.🏃🏃🏃
8. Me downloading 3 hours p**n with church Wi-Fi.
Phone: Storage full.
Me: Delete Bible app.
Devil: Jesus Christ!!🙆🙆🙆
9. Am done watching Nigerian movies, how can a ghost be vomiting?😼😼
10. She asks you for money and you complain that she loves money, she decides not to ask you anymore and you say she has another boyfriend.
My brother what really is the matter?�🤷🤷
11. Ladies, please take a moment to thank and appreciate those guys that dated you in secondary school. They loved you with no makeup, no Brazilian hair, with your short hairs, your over sized uniforms, your shapeless bags and rubber sandals.
"That was true love"�💖💖💖💖
12.One of the advantages of being a beautiful girl � is that you will buy something in the market and pay with your phone number Ugly girls ayam sorry�🙏🙏🙏
13. My post are to make you laugh and forget stress so keep your seriousness and maturity for your family meetings�
14. ¶I say make I patronize you and u say shoe na 150k....... How much come be my leg?? �🏃🏃🏃
15. DATING A TWIN IS A PROBLEM, YOU CANT EVEN SAY BABY THERE IS NO ONE LIKE YOU☝
