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24/03/2024

A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married.

She confessed to her husband and he forgave her.
9-10 months later, she gave birth.

Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test.
The husband thought he was crázy & agreed to run the DNA test also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses.

Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses for sample collection.
After everything the result come out
that the child does not belong to any of them.😭😭😂😂
Life no balance

24/03/2024

REALITY OF LIFE:

Robbers Entered a House, Ask for all the Money and Valuables.
After they collect what they can, they give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or he be shot himself.
The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him.

He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this…

The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife to kill her husband.

The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband’s head and pulls the trigger. But at last, the gun had no bullets in it. The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION.
1). If you were the man, how would you react towards your wife ???

2). If you were the wife, what explanation can you give to your husband ???

3). If you were invited to bring peace between this couple, give your sincere advice.

24/03/2024

Happy Sunday to you friends

23/03/2024

😂BEST JOKE OF THE WEEK 😂😂

Ebuka is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up. His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties (A french wine that change colour if water added).

As usual, Ebuka drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.

Ebuka knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "Ebuka!!!"
Ebuka answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
Ebuka didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ebuka answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.

Ebuka shouted, "Boss!"
Boss answered, "Yes!"
Ebuka asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer.
Ebuka ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ebuka it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".

Without argument Ebuka ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ebuka called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!"
Ebuka asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything",😌
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23/03/2024

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23/03/2024

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