In the murky, stagnent depths of the underground a virus mutates and grows. When it reaches a stable mass, it forces its way upward, searching for lifeforms to infect and feed uppon. Charged by the Aurora Borealis glowing in the frozen Northern Sky the virus begins to take form.
..Enter The Midwest Sickness...
Three separate entities emerge from the haze, taken the forms of men. Each equipped w
ith powerfull weapons of mass audio destruction...
Paystee Whyt & Stratta G, the Northern Litez. A two man powerhouse, musical dopplegangers with the ability to create any sound or style they choose. They are the inlfiltration unit within the Midwest Sickness and they are not to be taken lightly. Trip City, a frontline soldier for M.S.E., wages war on the dull, repetitive sounds of the Mainstreem as well as Wack Rappers everywhere. This man is a walking landmine, and is concidered extremely dangerous. If you come in contact with any of these men, seek immediate medical assistance. The Midwest Sickness virus has been known to drive people to insanity, or in extreme cases even death. Symptoms may include: Cotton Mouth, Red dry eyes, Dizziness, Loss of motor function, feelings of euphoria, spells of rage when forced to listen to Top 40s music, nausia, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diahria, yay pepto bismol, stroke, increase in appetite, alcoholism, the inability to walk into a church or place of worship, drowsiness, hallucinations, and possibly spontaneous combustion. Enjoy!
