LiL-Tumza

LiL-Tumza Comedian / dancer / video creator / Welcome to my page plz like and share

18/12/2023
21/11/2022

Don't break up with her, Act like you're
broke, She will leave"

21/11/2022

E jike rough taxi onwe coke ya batho kamoka ..Ka mistake🤐

26/09/2022

Bofebe bothomile ka lock 🔒
Enale key🔑tse 3 Mara lesoba leyi1 😏

08/06/2022

Eish last night i was sleeping then around pass 2am i got a call when i answer they tell me that they are from Tracker company they told me that the reason y they called me is because they see my Car in an unusual location in Alexander,i immediately waked up when i check on the window vele my car was not there...i suddenly wear my shoes 👟 unlocked my door n run away to police 👮🏿‍♂️ station when i arrive there i was very tired in a point were i can't talk....one of the officers gave me water mixed with sugar i drink it,Then b4 they asked me what's wrong my mind came back fast Then i remembered that i don't have a Car😭😭😭😭😭........

24/05/2022

Nothing hurts like seeing yourself getting older without any progress in your life.

08/05/2022

EVERYONE is going THROUGH something in life.... The lives you see on Tv and social media are just DISTRACTIONS for the HARSH reality.
DEPRESSION is REAL and it doenst choose whether you are RICH or POOR!

08/05/2022

Pedi-❤
Zulu-🤣
Tswana-👍🏾
Colored-🤬
Xhosa-🥲
venda-🤗

27/04/2022

🅈🄾🅄 🄲🄰🄽'🅃 🄲🄷🄰🄽🄶🄴 🅆🄷🄰🅃 🄿🄴🄾🄿🄻🄴 🅃🄷🄸🄽🄺 🄰🄱🄾🅄🅃 🅈🄾🅄.
🅂🄾 🄳🄾🄽'🅃 🅆🄰🅂🅃🄴 🅈🄾🅄🅁 🅃🄸🄼🄴 🄴🅇🄿🄻🄰🄸🄽🄸🄽🄶 🅃🄷🄸🄽🄶🅂👀❤️

11/04/2022

Which one is in correct order
1)) love, s*x, marriage
2) s*x, marriage, love
3) marriage, love, s*x
4) love ,marriage, s*x
Comment with your No.

04/04/2022

You're old enough to notice when you're not needed, it can be relationship, friendship or family. Stop forcing yourself on people!!

30/03/2022

You loaned your friend R4000 last year June😉, since then he/she refused to pay which deteriorated the friendship. Yesteday you beg him/her to just pay you R2000 and forget about the rest because you are having financial emergencies😭.
Your friend then say he/she can only give you R1500 that's all he/she have😏. You feel like you have no option but to accept. You give him/her your account details so that he/she can send directly to your bank😊.
You wake up this morning , check your account there is R15000🙆‍♂️ in it. You keep staring at the screen it is indeed R15k. You grap your phone you find 50 missed calls from your dear friend and a text begging you to transfer back R13500 he/she only meant to send R1500 and accidentally added 0 .😆
So what are you going to do🤔?
1. Send back R13500🤗?
2. Take your full R4000🤔.?
3. Keep all😂?

28/03/2022

Why do we change positions
When it's actually the same hole.

I don't understand Golf at all 🤔

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12/02/2022

5 THINGS TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT: 1. YOUR BIG PLAN.
2. YOUR LOVE LIFE.
3. YOUR INCOME.
4. YOUR NEXT MOVE.
5. YOUR FAMILY ISSUES.

12/02/2022

After Secondary School..
All your classmates have gone in different directions in the world.

Some have completed universities and are now:
Doctors,
Engineers,
Teachers,
Pilots,
Lawyers,
Administrators, etc.

Some are married,
Some have given birth,
Some are still searching and waiting on the Lord.
Some are dead, *Don't forget that too*

And others are on the sick bed,
Some are running their higher degrees: Masters ,PhD, etc.

Some haven't even gained admission into the tertiary institution and may NEVER be able to.

Some own companies,
Some are now Directors and major shareholders in global companies.

But how do you feel
When you meet your classmates, and it seems like he/she has accomplished their dreams
And you're not yet close to yours?
So many thoughts runs through your mind, right?
First, you think God has not been fair to you.

How about the ones you meet on the street wearing dirty clothes and still struggling for survival ?
Do you get the same thoughts running through your mind?
I guess, NO.

Don't forget too that some are already dead.
Somehow it feels natural to have that feeling of jealousy for those mates who seems better off, but it is really unnecessary.

There is no room for regret
We are all different and our paths to greatness are also not same in distance.

Some might arrived earlier before you and some after you, but whatever level you find yourself in life,
Please keep trying to break limitations and move further.

Celebrate the success of others, its an indication that yours too shall surely come.

Your friend buys a car now, be happy with him/ her.
Remember when you'll buy yours,
theirs might not be the latest again.
There's no permanent champion, but current champion.

Life is not about competition, do not be in a race with anyone; remember, we may seems to be reading the same book but different chapters at different times.

Don't let the passion in you kill the desire in you, keep it burning

💛💙❤

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12/02/2022

After Secondary School..
All your classmates have gone in different directions in the world.

Some have completed universities and are now:
Doctors,
Engineers,
Teachers,
Pilots,
Lawyers,
Administrators, etc.

Some are married,
Some have given birth,
Some are still searching and waiting on the Lord.
Some are dead, *Don't forget that too*

And others are on the sick bed,
Some are running their higher degrees: Masters ,PhD, etc.

Some haven't even gained admission into the tertiary institution and may NEVER be able to.

Some own companies,
Some are now Directors and major shareholders in global companies.

But how do you feel
When you meet your classmates, and it seems like he/she has accomplished their dreams
And you're not yet close to yours?
So many thoughts runs through your mind, right?
First, you think God has not been fair to you.

How about the ones you meet on the street wearing dirty clothes and still struggling for survival ?
Do you get the same thoughts running through your mind?
I guess, NO.

Don't forget too that some are already dead.
Somehow it feels natural to have that feeling of jealousy for those mates who seems better off, but it is really unnecessary.

There is no room for regret
We are all different and our paths to greatness are also not same in distance.

Some might arrived earlier before you and some after you, but whatever level you find yourself in life,
Please keep trying to break limitations and move further.

Celebrate the success of others, its an indication that yours too shall surely come.

Your friend buys a car now, be happy with him/ her.
Remember when you'll buy yours,
theirs might not be the latest again.
There's no permanent champion, but current champion.

Life is not about competition, do not be in a race with anyone; remember, we may seems to be reading the same book but different chapters at different times.

Don't let the passion in you kill the desire in you, keep it burning

💛💙❤

Please follow my Page 💞

02/02/2022

I Told🗣 My Girlfriend👩 That I'm Going To Work Today😇But I Went🚶 To My Neighbour's Wife👱‍♀ To Make Love🔞With Her👱‍♀...
Her husband👨 Came Back, Knocks On The Door🚪😱, I Went Under The Bed🛏 To Hide😨😨😨, The Wife👱‍♀Started To Feel The Pressure And Decides Go🚶‍♀ To The Market🏪 To Buy Some Items📃...
Then The Husband👨 Took Advantage Of His Wife👱‍♀'s Absence And Decides To Call📞 My Girlfriend👩😱. She Came🚶‍♀ Over🏡 And They Made Love🔞😢.
The Wife👱‍♀ Forgot The List📃 She Made For The Food She's Going To Buy🏪.... She👱‍♀ Knocked On The Door🚪, My Girlfriend👩 Panicked🙊 And Decided To Hide Under The Bed🛏 Where I'm Hiding🙈...😱😱😱😱😱 .
As We Speak We're Both Under The Bed🛏. 😕😕😕😕😞😞😞😞
Angry😡 And Scared😨 At The Same Time!.😱😱😱😱

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01/02/2022

White Nurse : Push
16 Year Old Girl: I Cant.... Its Very Painful
White Nurse : Its Okay Just Relax and Push....Your Baby Boy Wants To See you,Push So That He Can See You..
Black Nurse : Pusher Ngwana oooo
16 Year Old Girl : Ga ke Kgonne Go Botloko
Black Nurse : skatlo re tepela mo ,pusher ngwana o.... ska re botsa gore go botloko why ntse osa berekise condom????? condom ke mahala ko clinic le gona o bulelang maoto ole ngwana so,le rato phaphela dilo tsa batho baba golo.... Pusher ngwana o !

01/02/2022

They don't like you because ,you are from poor family 😌you spent more than a Month without holding money in your hand,you don't wear like they do,you have a poor background 😌 you are a begging person 😌

Let me tell you now ,you are wise ,you have true love in you , you have a future and you are loved and you are responsible to change your home situation, by accepting your home situation 😌🤗

Sizo jiki e zinto🤜🤛

01/02/2022

Gaoka Bona Motho Wa Gao Ale Online Mara Asa Bolele Lwena 💔Itsi Fela Gore Bao Jela💔😥Everything Kwena, O Thomang Di Conversations 💔☹Ga Osa Thome Conversation Ena Akase Thome💔☹Just Know Gore Oso Mobora 💔😞Gaoka Bona Asao Arabe After Sbaka Mara Ale Online 💔😥Just Know Gore O Kreile Batho Ba Ba Betere Go Feta Wna💔Wna Gaosale Botlhokwa Mo Bophelong Ba G*e 💔☹Tsotlhe Tseo Di Go Ruta Gore Lerato Le Fedile A Ba Sao Bona Ka Selo💔😥Ngwana Ko G*e Tswella Pele Ka Bophelo Ba Gao ❤Move On❤O Tlogele Go Gapelletsa Lerato Lese Teng💔🙁Lerato Le Tshwana Le Key 🔑Gaoka Hapelletsa Go Bula 🔐Otlo Roba Key🔑💔Ga Ntse Ole Busy O Gapelletsa Lerato Otlo Robega Pelo 💔😞Otlote Hurta Wna Self☝️💔☹Otlo Sala O lla 💔🙁O lla Ole One☝️💔Ena A Thabile Le Batho Ba Ba Betere Go Feta Wna😞💔Moo O Bonang Gore Lerato Le Fedile🙅‍♂️💔Sa Tsentsha Nako Ya Gao Le Matsapa Mo Teng💔😭Otlo Sala Ka Pelo E Botlhoko ☝️Otlo Senya Nako Ya Gao 💔😩Etswa Ko Mothong Ao Etsang Gore O Feel'e Nkare O Hapelletsa Dilo☝️❤

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