18/04/2024
♡︎♡︎𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒♡︎♡︎😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 JOKES THAT TOUCH 😂😅
😂🐻🍌🍑🥥🥑🥬🌽🍆🐸🐷😇
1. *Arrange girl for me I dey enter Enugu na so my guy take jam his sister for hotel room.* 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏼♀🏃🏼♀🏃🏼♀🤦🏼♀🙄
2. *Last year Apirl 1st, someone told me, see your money on the floor, I replied*
*I know it's Apirl fool until I got home, I found out I lost my 7k* 😭😭😭😭
3. They borrow u gas to boil water, u still get mind dey cook beans
😁😁😁
4. Some ladies will be like *'he is not my type'...*
The Question is...
My Sister Are you looking for a Blood donor?
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
5. Its only in Nigeria dat somebody will buy things on credit,, and come next day pay 4 it and buy another one for credit
🤣🤣🤣
6. You're broke and you're arrogant😕🙄
What exactly is sponsoring your pride🤣🤣🤣
7. *These days it’s risky to get angry with your girlfriends because of those guys called I’m here for you*
8.Going to the toilet with your phone has to be regarded as one of the gr£atest tràp$ in life. You can spend 2 days in the toilet without knowing a second had moved. 😂🤣🤤😂
9.Between surprise $ēx, accidental $êx, farewell $ēx, Reconciliation $èx, Anniversary $êx, Birthday $ēx and programmed $ēx 😂
Which one is swēēter? 🤔
If you're still a Vīrgïn type: Nawa o😂
10.I was standing outside my house 🏘️ looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me(a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, "can a sīx year old girl get pregnant" and I said NO, the boy now said, "you s££, I told yòù, oya lets gò and còntìnu£.*
And I shouted "còntìnu€ what..."
😂😂😂👨🏽⚕
1110¹¹0 🙏🙏
11.On the 1st of April , I ran
into a barrack shouting thief
thief thief... the soldiers came out
gallantly looking for the thief... so
I told them it April fool .....I will
continue the story wen dey
discharge me from hospital
It been two months now😟😟😟
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need your prayer for quick recovery
