The Yootopian

18/02/2024

New strip is out! Capping off this series inspired by the DEI discussion with Mark Cuban on X.

D.E.I. has enough fodder for infinite ridicule, so no doubt I'll revisit this topic sometime soon. So many other topics to pursue in the meantime!

04/02/2024

New strip is out! The Danger of :)

30/01/2024

New strip is out! More fun :) (a few more coming, too :) ).

27/01/2024

New strip is out! More fun (and stick with me, I'm going somewhere with this :) ). Feel free to share!

Mark Cuban

20/01/2024

Latest strip is out!

01/05/2023

New strip is out: "Yootful distrations"

take note, this is aimed at you :)

24/04/2023

New strip is out - and IN COLOR!

The question: How do politicians handle the national debt?

The answer:

17/04/2023

Trains are for boys... (and how much do you want to bet that someone on the left has actually used the phrase "HIS mastectomy"?)

13/04/2023

DARNIT!!!

This is two times WITHIN A WEEK that I have strongly AGREED with … it must be one of the signs of the apocalypse 🙂

Seriously folks - this makes total sense. The current system creates an artificial “market” for licenses and shuts out new small businesses. IMO - it’s a holdover from a very corrupt system.

The time has come to change for this. There is absolutely no reasonable argument otherwise… no matter which side of the aisle you’re on.

“How will our towns & businesses benefit from liquor license reform? Hear from: 🗣️Mayor 🗣️Mayor 🗣️ 🗣️Mayor Thaddeus Kobylarz 🗣️Adenah Bayoh, Co-Founder of Cornbread – Farm to Soul 🗣️Sonny Kumar, Founder & Owner of Son...

28/02/2023

People Cookies Part 7: What is a metaphor?

Matt Walsh

19/02/2023

People Cookies, Part 6: Making the man...

Matt Walsh

14/02/2023

People Cookies, Part 5: Venus and Mars (cookies)…

10/02/2023

People Cookies Saga: Part 4. With the simplicity of gender, what could go wrong?

https://theyootopian.com/f/the-people-cookies-saga-part-4

Matt Walsh DailyWire+

06/02/2023

The People Cookies Saga: Chapters 1-3.



https://theyootopian.com/f/the-people-cookies-saga-chapters-1-3

29/01/2023

Sunday morning strip is OUT!

And I have to admit, one of my favorite punchlines ever 🙂

(Of course, I’m probably the only person why finds it funny…)

29/01/2023

Pfizer’s explanation is the thickest double-speak I’ve heard since Bill Clinton was President.

Pfizer released the statement late Friday evening.

22/01/2023

Yes. is a Ponzi Scheme that Madoff would have envied.

20/01/2023

If you paid ~$4k/year into social security since 1990 (average based on median income), you'd get ~$30k/yr upon retirement, with ZERO wealth created for your family.

If you invested $4k/year in the stock market (S&P500), you'd have $800k in the bank by now.. and with that, you'd make MORE than $30k interest every year, and you would have $800k of sustained wealth for your family.

So which do you think is better?

fosters generational poverty.

08/01/2023

We complain when Congress doesn't "read the bill" and debate the options, and then complain when they actually DO take the time.

I think the vote was a FANTASTIC show of how Congress should work: passionate debate, strong negotiations, voices heard.

03/01/2023

Every wonder how liberals can get away with being flat out hypocrites?

It's because they don't care about logical consistency when it comes to achieving their goals... they embrace the opportunity to be hypocrites in the pursuit of their utopia.

That, and most of them don't understand logic or reason anyway... ignorance is bliss...

18/12/2022

To everyone who left Twitter when Elon Musk took over... please come home for Christmas.

I'm sure we'll remember who you were if you come back. I think.

Maybe.

https://theyootopian.com/f/please-come-home-for-christmas

03/12/2022

TL/DR:

Twitter claimed that they banned the Hunter Biden story because it was “hacked material”…

But they actually knew it wasn’t hacked material.

And they decided to ban it anyway.

Because they didn’t want a “repeat of 2016” (i.e., they didn’t want Trump elected).

And they did this at the behest of Democrat operatives.

So basically, they used their power to influence the election - and willingly became a tool of the Democrat party.

This is all now exposed fact.

On Wednesday, Musk revealed that Twitter has interfered with elections. On Friday, he revealed the true story of the suppression of Emma Jo Morris’ bombshell reporting on Hunter Biden’s laptop.

23/11/2022

Really wish someone took me up on this bet…

29/10/2022

I’m having a really, really difficult time believing that a nudist anarchist living in San Francisco found in his underwear in Pelosi’s house is some kind of Alt-right conservative whacko.

Anyone else smell a Smollett on this one?

26/10/2022

After the debate last night... it's become even more clear that the media has been trying to shield the Democrat candidates from voter scrutiny. It's better to find out now if you have a severely flawed candidate rather than after the election.

Democrats are finally seeing this, too... and they realize it's time for a change... it's time to bring some balance to our government. The pain we are all feeling from the weak economy, crushing inflation, soaring energy prices, and out of control crime is just too much.

I know it’s politically necessary for the party in power to show the best face possible, especially during an election season. At some point, however, no amount of lipstick can cover the glaring flaws on the current situ...

23/10/2022

"If you vote Democrat in 2022, the current situation simply will not get better… because the only way to solve the problems is to start making new and better policy decisions. Doing so would mean admitting that Biden and the Democrats got some things wrong and, as we can all see, they refuse to admit they were wrong – at any cost.

If the Democrats win the House or the Senate in 2022 our national problems WILL get worse, and the public will continue to solely blame them – no matter what the Republicans do. The scrutiny and frustration with (and blame on) the Democrats will make it impossible for any rising Democrat leaders to get positive visibility and coverage, and the only option for Presidential candidate in 2024 will be a Biden re-run, or worse: Harris. This will guarantee a GOP Presidency in 2024, likely supported by a GOP House and GOP Senate. Oh, and did I mention that they will be even angrier and more radical than in 2016? Get ready for that."

https://theyootopian.com/f/why-democrats-need-to-vote-republican-in-2022

I know it’s politically necessary for the party in power to show the best face possible, especially during an election season. At some point, however, no amount of lipstick can cover the glaring flaws on the current situ...

18/09/2022

53 migrants get roasted alive locked in a trailer.

’s response: meh.

50 migrants take a charter plane to one of the nicest, wealthiest places in the country (that happens to be a bastion of liberalism)…

’s response: HUMANITARIAN CRISIS! ASSEMBLE THE CABINET!

Thank you for pointing out this hypocrisy.

16/09/2022

Crazy idea here... rather than complaining, maybe Joe Biden should actually just... you know... stop the illegal immigrants from coming into the country in the first place.

Problem solved.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-lambasts-gop-governors-over-migrants-treatment-doj-asked-to-investigate/ar-AA11TAnu

President Joe Biden lambasted the Republican governors of Florida and Texas for sending migrants north to Democratic states, saying they are putting politics above the lives of vulnerable people.

09/09/2022

This Antifa-leftist political extremism has got to stop.

Where is Joe Biden's speech about how this is tearing the nation apart?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/robert-telles-arrest-abc-cbs-nbc-msnbc-avoid-mentioning-suspect-in-journalist-s-murder-is-a-democrat/ar-AA11DHsi

The liberal networks omitted the fact that Clark County Public Administratior Robert Telles, the suspect in the murder of Las Vegas reporter Jeff German, is a Democrat.