On behalf of the High Priest of Rock and Roll and the Clergy we'd like to invite you to pick up your axes and sticks, and be prepared to tear down the neighborhood. Here you will find enlightenment as the clergy indoctrinates you into the Cult of Rock and Roll. You will be trained in the use of your weapons, and you will receive Holy guidance from the High Priest as he reveals the meaning of the l
ives of those saints and fallen heroes that have gone before. Sister Mary Virgin, our devout Mother Superior and Station Manager will be certain that the most up to date and pertinent information is available for your edification on the wide path to destruction.
-The Ten Commandments-
1. Thou shalt not have in thy possesion, nor on thy wall, nor in thy car, any poster or figure of rap, polka, industrial country and disco.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Rock-n-Roll in vain.
4. Thou shalt remember the day the music died (Feb 3, 1959), and keep it holy.
5. Thou shalt honor the kings and queens of Rock-n-Roll.
6. Thou shalt not kill the icons of Rock-n-Roll.
7. Thou shalt not betray Rock-n-Roll.
8. Thou shalt not steal from thy Rock-n-Roll fans.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against Rock-n-Roll.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's stereo, nor his woman, nor his mistress, nor his dog, nor his Rock-n-Roll paraphenalia, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
