11/02/2024
Welcome to Dirty Work Joke Mail: your easy-to-use, one-stop-shop for customizable, anonymous novelty mailers that deliver side-splitting yucks derived honestly and righteously from the dignity and trust of your friends and family.
We are the very definition of a Mom & Pop business. We are just a couple of average schmoes hoping this little venture will save our marriage. Remember, if you’re reading this, your purchase could mean the difference between our children becoming criminals or good, God-fearing patriots.
Seriously though, we know there are a million prank mail companies out there. Some are even kind of funny—if you are a humorless jerk who thinks hackneyed is the same as funny. And no, the irony of this statement is not lost on us.
But this is the Dirty Work Joke Mail difference: the prank you send is actually funny! Not only that, but you have the freedom to customize the design if you think ours is total s**t! After all, you know your target best. You’re the one who is obsessed with them to the point you would send them this product!
No sense of humor? No problem! We will do the heavy lifting for you, my dude. Choose from a rank buffet of options, from welcome packets to questionable events to outrageously offensive video or magazine subscriptions to heinous fe**sh toy packages —all non-discrete, loud, offensive, but also professional looking. These are designed to look like the polar opposite of what the producers of “Hot Granny Farts 3” might send to their three customers.
Turn up the heat on these fu***rs! Have your target sign for their latest issue of “Serious Viking Ass Monthly” or the “Sex Puncher 4000” rubber fist while you sit in your open robe drinking a scotch by the fire, laughing, stroking your cat and giggling about your morally objectionable decision.
Give the gift of the most awkward minute of their life as they lock eyes with the delivery-person handing them their own ass! Let them know you are behind it, or stay anonymous! The choice is yours, chucklehead!
-MGMT-
