01/03/2024
When you “fix” one, ya gotta replace ‘em all!
According to the NCDOT, two Wrightsville Beach bridges are in need of replacement.
Parody/Satire
When you “fix” one, ya gotta replace ‘em all!
According to the NCDOT, two Wrightsville Beach bridges are in need of replacement.
Happy VD y’all!
And under the weight of FB.
FB is being a butthead, but here’s an update about the CFMB!
NCDOT officials said adjustments have been made since eastbound lanes closed in late January. Here's what to know.
Glad this man made such great contributions! Y’all gonna need all of these.
↔️ Turn signals (1910s)
🌡️ Temp. gauge (1931)
🅰️ Automatic gear shift (1932)
🛑 Automatic brake system (1962)
Richard Spikes’ contributions to safer driving rival that of any inventor.
Ol’ Rusty don’t understand y’all’s fascination with getting high, or why y’all’d want to risk y’all’s lives getting in precarious positions, but is this high enough?
Not sure why, but FB isn’t allowing me to post… maybe I was marked as spam 😂
How many bridges y’all want?
Me: How durn messed up was the CFMB?
CFMB:
Trader Joe’s Parking Lot , you gotta warn people!
You can follow the progress that DOT of NC 😂 is making.
We’re trying our darnedest!
One of the best news sources in NC!
Idea for a new bridge 😂
Greenfield Lake, they’re gonna make a pretty lake out of you!
We ❤️ to cleanup!
Kickoff Valentine’s Day weekend by showing love to your community at our February cleanup! Register at the link below:
https://cfrw.app.neoncrm.com/np/clients/cfrw/event.jsp?event=8687&
Cape Fear River Watch is excited to partner with Keep New Hanover Beautiful for our Second Saturday Cleanup on February 10th! The cleanup will take place in an area that drains directly into the Cape Fear River! We will be meeting on Greenfield St. Parking can be found at 110 Greenfield St #100, Wilmington, NC 28401. Just look for the CFRW cleanup signs! The cleanup will take place from 9:00am-11:00am. Waders and waterproof boots are a great idea for this location as we will be working in the stormwater ditches as well as the adjacent wetlands. So please bring some if you have them! CFRW will provide pickers,bags,gloves, and safety vests. As always remember to dress appropriately and bring water. We hope to see you out there!
What is your favorite song to listen to while sitting in traffic?
Some good-ish news… maybe???
N.C. Insurance Commissioner Mike Causey has denied a request by the North Carolina Rate Bureau to raise homeowner insurance rates by an average of 42.4 percent.
D***x *and I*…
After a stressful day of dealing with dingbats on the road, you may want to unwind with a humorous and educational video on YouTube… NSFW and not kid friendly… unless they’re older kids.
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When I was a fetal bridge and they were making my beams in the steel factory, I had dreams.
I had aspirations.
I was gonna make it to the big time!
When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself anymore
For all the newcomers (aka dingbatters) to North Cackalacky, here’s a list of some of the words and phrases you may hear some of us’ns say.
There’s also a video guide to pronouncing some NC places.
Before you get all mommicked, put on your toboggan and mash the button to read more.
I was erected just after the passenger rail left.
Cape Fear Memorial Bridge
The Cape Fear ILM
I hope to hear better travel reports from Cape Fear Memorial Bridge, and both Isabel Holmes Bridge and Isabel Holmes Bridge this week. Last week was your trial run.
As per usual, buckle up, use your blinkers, and watch out for clowns on the road (as seen in a previous post)… sometimes those dingbats mommuck everything up!
Here’s a peaceful song for your drive in… you may have to listen to it 30 times before you make it to work though.
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Trader Joe’s Parking Lot What happend over there?
Figure Eight Bridge, Airlie Road ILM, Landfall Wilmingt0n, and The Loop At Wrightsville Beach representing!
Had a professional photo shoot today. They got my best sides I think.
I think “healthy” is a bit hyperbolic.
This is pretty great. We gonna run this town.
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