Since it's inception nearly 9 months ago, Myrtle Productions has released nearly two dozen short films and taken its talents to nearly as many competitions. As far as the ownership knows, Myrtle Productions is the oldest running film studio located on their street. The co-owner and multifaceted director of MP is the infamous Anthony Trakowski. He is very often sleeping, breakdancing or freestyling
, all three very poorly. When he decides to work he makes things happen, but this often happens in spurts as he needs his naps. The next member we have, also co-owner, is the severely underappreciated writer Andrew Gray. He is constantly writing, most often nonsense, such as the description you have now invested nearly 30 seconds of your life into. The team also has an array of talented young actors at their disposal. One such actor, Sean Gray, appeared in the studio's blockbuster Football Flick, and will make many more appearances as we move forward. For the six of you who have finished reading our very poorly written description, we sincerely thank you, from the bottom of our very small and dark hearts. I can assure you that watching our films will not waste your time as much as the previous 50 seconds have.
