Things I thought were Onion headlines

  • Home
  • Things I thought were Onion headlines

Things I thought were Onion headlines A compendium of humorous, absurd, or weird actual news headlines that one would think were satire.

With a hat tip to our favorite satirical "news" outlet, The Onion, this page was created to highlight and share news headlines and stories that are seemingly too funny, too bizarre, or too ironic to be real actual news. The emphasis is on humor, so we do try to keep it "light" in tone.

Address


Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Things I thought were Onion headlines posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Shortcuts

  • Address
  • Alerts
  • Claim ownership or report listing

  • Want your business to be the top-listed Media Company?

Share

Our Story

It is very important to us is to find these bizarre headlines and stories in legitimate, established, mainstream news outlets that are online, in print, or television. We avoid sources that are known for ‘click bait’, tabloid journalism, vulgar sensationalism etc. (you know who you are...) and focus the humorous or absurd in everyday news. News items that make one shake their heads and think, “this can’t be real”...

These stories are lovingly curated for your entertainment and enjoyment. We hope you’ll laugh along with us and check back here often as we find and post new content on an almost daily basis. Give our page here on Facebook a “Like” and get notified whenever new items are posted. You’ll be glad you did!