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15/02/2024

Cutie😍🥰 have u smile😁😆 today
Oya Call👉
1. My urine is now shining Yellow💃, Finally💃,MTN have recognized me as one of their active customers😜😂😁✌️

2. I need a caring girlfriend who'll walk in the rain⛈️ just to come and tell me good night,then go back to her house😁

3. After eating suya alone in the bus ya now asking me what time is it ,🙄The Time is 76:98PM 😒

4. No spelling has ever annoyed me like "choir" i mean how can kwaya be "choir"❓😂

5. I insulted my neighbor 2day & he said he will deal with me if i come outside, he's lucky i dn't hv anything 2 do outside 2day😂

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6. Stop boiling bathing water with cooking pot, one man was smelling like egusi soup in the bank today 🙆🤣🤣

7. My aunty just joined FACEBOOK & have been searching 4 me since but can't find me because she was typing "My sister pikin" 🙆🤣

8. 🤔Something is telling me to Go and hug🤗 our transformer to appreciate it for giving us light everyday 😂

9. 🙄1fine girl was starring at me in d bank 2day & i was blushing until she said "u look lyk d keke man da ran away wit my change🙆

10. Nothing person no go see for dis Nigeria How can u open a church and name
it BET 9JA church of God mīssion..🤣😅

11.Cutie🥰 i know your smile😁 is beautiful and priceless dat why i try to put a smile on your face.cutie appreciate my effort please😁

Let all do well by reacting to this post and following the profile below. May GOD bless🙏🏻 the hand🖐🏻 that follow me.
👉🏻 Mc Presh BoiMc Presh Boi

13/02/2024

😁 oya oo i don land oo, its been a while we laugh out let do it again 😁

1. How to know the last price in Nigeria, if you waka and they don't call you back, that's the last price, just buy it..🙋🙋🙋😅😅😅

2. They say what a man can do, a woman can do better, as if they can urinate through the window of a moving bus.
Mtchewww😏😏😏😏🙎🏾‍♀️ 😄

3. With the way things are going in this country ehn‚ if thieves enter my house to search for money I will join them....

Because we might get lucky 🙄🤭😂😂

4. In Africa ehn‚ immediately you fix bulbs for your neighbours‚ BOOM !

They will start telling everyone that you’re an electrician and you can fix Transformer 😳🙆🤭😂😂

5. I just bought my first car today and words can’t explain how much I’m lyïng. 🥲🥱🤭😂😂

6. I saw a lady cryïng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k;

I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor 🥲

Too much caring no go kïll me one day 🤭😂😂

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7. Who else noticed that English mostly runs äway when you’re in a serious argument ?? 😂

8. A man goes into a library and ask for a book on su***de. The Liberian says "bleep off"you won't bring it back

9. Ochuko:why are u tip toe-ing infront of the chemist?
Akpos:I don't want to wake up the sleeping pills

10. Akpos went for church service and stole the church wall clock after the service. He was caught and was asked why he did that, he responded by saying that pastor preached that God's time is the best.

11. Drivers should pls stop moving the car when we are still trying to enter the car. I almost kissed conductor today.

12. My fear of w**d increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.😂

13. Whats this life turning into
How can a Tenant dog chase the landlord out of his house😅😅😂😂

14. Cutie🥰 i know your smile😁 is beautiful and priceless dat why i try to put a smile on your face.cutie appreciate my effort pleaseMc Presh Boi

13/02/2024

Laugh with
1. Some girls only know how to pose in pictures... But let them cook bean for u. Aaaaah you will see all the stone David use on Goliath.😸😹

2. I want a son. I don't care whether male or female. I just want my first daughter to be a boy...
Why am I even saying.😂😹

3. Torn trousers were a sign of poverty long ago, but now it's a fashion. That why I can't throw my torn boxer, who knows what tomorrow may brings.😅😂

4. Teacher: Name the 5 most corrupt countries in Africa.
Austin:Ghana,Kenya,sierria leone,liberia and uganda.
Teacher: what about Nigeria?
Austin: when counting sinners, do you include satan? 😹😂

5. Wetin person no go see for naija!
Which one is "buy your delicious firewood here".😂😺

6. The economy is becoming unbreakable.. Someone wants to sell fridge without door for me online and he's trying to convince me to use curtains. ,😹😺

7. I saw Austin yesterday and he was crying. I asked; what is the matter? He replied, there is a problem. I borrowed Cynthia 9 million for face surgery. Now I cannot recognize her. 😹😸

8. If a short girl tell you that you have a nice hair
Please, check your zip
Let me come and be going.🚶🏼‍♀🚶🏼‍♀

9. I can never forget when I was still in my mother's womb...
One day, she ate pepper soup and it entered into my eyes. I nearly d!ed that day.🤣😺

10. Me and my guy visited his girlfriend today. Only for me to crack a joke and a guy started laughing inside her wardrobe😂🤣

Cutie🥰😍 why do you always ignore me it unfair oo 🥺😭abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna follow me😩. I pray🙏🏻 that GOD touches your heart to follow me this time around. 👉🏻 Mc Presh BoiMc Presh Boi

13/02/2024

Smile jhoor

1. If relationship is not working for you,you can try other ship like "entrepreneurship or workmanship. Even worship sef and warship (all ship na ship)🙆🏻‍♂️😜😜... wisdom will not kill me😅🤜😅

2. If we are dating and you cheat on me, I will leave you😏 not because you cheated but because you are not smart, I'm not supposed to catch you😒 i don't like dull people.*😂😁*

3. I spend hours planning on how to use English and humiliate my friend, immediately i opened my mouth to talk,boom I couldn't can't 🤣🤣🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️😂

4. Anytime I remember that Nigeria is my father's land it gives me hope that I ll soon move to Canada my own Land 🤣😅😅😅😅😅

5. The wørst has happened!!🙆🏽‍♂️
I Don lose my talents!
I can't open a pot🥘 without noīse again
They always cātch me😭😰😓

6. So Eve saw a talking snāke and didn't run? My brother fēar wømen🤣🤣🤣🤣



7. You see those people wey dey nod head when pastor dey talk, na dem no dey hear one thing😂

8. No d!sgrace is wørst than a lecturer standing at ur back in exam hall & screaming "Some people are already writing nønsense."😂😂😂😂

9. Since I was born I've never seen chicken agree to have s¢×. It's always rāp£ and the government is doing nothing about it😂

10. Teacher: If Mary and Juana are from the same parents, what will you call them?
Faith: Marijúana
Teacher: Gēt out!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11. Scientist are still strūggling to find out why women turn down Tv volume to smēll if something is burning in the kitchen 🤔😂

12. If you have two tribal marks at the side of your mouth, everything you say is in quote 😂😂

13. Guy: Hey I like you! Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No
Boy: Good, then be mine
Girl: ok, but what do u do for a living
Boy: i breath in and out

14. Let all do well by reacting to this post and following the profile below. May GOD bless🙏🏻 the hand🖐🏻 that follow me.
👉🏻 Mc Presh Boi

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