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Dilettante Army Dilettante Army is a website for short-form cultural and creative writing from a community dedicated to creating a communal discussion and body of work.

Dilettante Army is a coalition of thinkers who dabble passionately in a litany of disciplines. Our army consists of writers, artists, and critics who privilege everything from the fanciful to the cerebral with a healthy dose of snark. In 18th century Italy, a ‘dilettante’ was a passionate lover and supporter of music. Since then, it’s become a derogatory term for people who aren’t dedicated or ser

ious. We’d like to reclaim this word as a badge of honor. Dilettantes are freelancers, interns, students, adjuncts, and anyone else who doesn’t work in the culture industry full-time but still pursues their projects with hapless fervor. This website features short-form cultural and creative writing from our dilettante contributors. DA aims to underscore the free-floating status of cultural texts, letting them link together rhizome-style to acknowledge and inform their neighbors. As the site grows, you should be able to search the database and find a group of voices chiming in any given subject. Posts are short and to-the-point in order to allow readers to interject; you can submit your response at the bottom of the page. If it’s relevant, your response will be posted on its own instead of being lost in the bowels of a comments thread. It’ll help keep the dialogue front and center. The more people who use the site, the bigger it’ll grow and the sooner we can take over the world.

A call to poets and the poetry-affiliated! Submissions are open for our Fall 2024 issue, “Critical Constellations.”A cri...
17/06/2024

A call to poets and the poetry-affiliated! Submissions are open for our Fall 2024 issue, “Critical Constellations.”

A critical constellation is a made-up term for an artistic phenomenon that’s happening all the time: poets talking to each other intimately and specifically about each other’s works outside of the public eye. These constellations form between living poets, but they also form between the living and the dead and even versions of the same person (à la “Borges and I”). They are letters to young poets and words in air. They are scribblings on submissions passed back across a workshop table that sometimes—often—grow into lifelong friendships.

If we are lucky, we receive these constellations through edited correspondences, but these treatments are reserved only for those luminaries whose works were already widely celebrated. Instead, what we see of these constellations are usually made for the market: through authors’ blurbs or judges’ citations and forewords that endorse a winner’s manuscript.

A poet may win a manuscript contest. Yet, along with publication, the real prize is a close reader who, perhaps, may have given their work a chance to be understood. But what if those readers are already among us? Who have we already won? More importantly, who already might understand, whether they like it or not?

Critical Constellations is guest edited by .docx. Pitches and submissions are due July 1. You can find the full call through the link in our profile.

Image: Agnes Giberne’s The Story of the Sun, Moon, and Stars (National Book Company, 1898).

You might think I’m crazy but I’m serious: Janet Jackson’s “The Pleasure Principle” is really about the reality principl...
01/06/2024

You might think I’m crazy but I’m serious: Janet Jackson’s “The Pleasure Principle” is really about the reality principle. New podcast from the brilliant with DA editor Rebecca Ariel Porte!

• 🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 We’re joined by the brilliant Rebecca Ariel Porte to tackle a much-asked question: what’s the deal with the pleasure principle, and the reality principle too? We talk paradises lost, utopias, fantasies, daydreams, and much more!

Our next issue will define the guide! (Against figures like the genius, magician, or guru.) Please tell us your expert i...
06/07/2023

Our next issue will define the guide! (Against figures like the genius, magician, or guru.) Please tell us your expert ideas about mastery, thank you so much. 🙋

Posted • Submissions are open for our Fall 2023 issue, 'Definitive Guide"! Pitches are due July 20.

What defines a definitive guide? A definitive guide is correct and complete, demonstrating full comprehension and practical mastery. Guides are texts and people that disseminate knowledge: manuals, how-tos, and tour guides. A guide is only definitive, however, for a moment in time. Technology and fashion change, leaving experts on things like lace bonnets or JavaScript ES1 in the rubble of history. Any guide can fail. Every guide becomes obsolete.

Dilettante Army’s Fall 2023 issue, Definitive Guide, will examine the figure of the guide as a person or a text. We aim to unpack the “how-to’s” of a range of different subjects, from “low-skilled” work to esoteric career specialities to navigating different social milieus. What are the politics of the guide? What makes it timely?

Prompts might include: Baedeker’s Guides, Mina Loy’s Lunar Baedeker, YouTube tutorials, forgotten skills, docents, local tour guides, Bob Vila, Bob Ross, bildungsroman, Nate Silver, What Not to Wear, Michelin stars, forestry, IKEA instructions, novels of manners, Henry James, Anarchist’s Cookbook, reading group discussion guides, The Pickup Artist, and craft demonstrations.

Link to full call for submissions in our bio!

Image: Bob Ross, looking toward the camera, holds a palette in front of a painting in progress of a tree. Image courtesy of The Best of The Joy Painting with Bob Ross/PBS.

Today, Dilettante Army is remembering DA co-founder Jeremy Shedd. Jeremy was an inspired artist, a true friend, and a qu...
27/01/2023

Today, Dilettante Army is remembering DA co-founder Jeremy Shedd. Jeremy was an inspired artist, a true friend, and a quipster of the highest order. May his memory live on, and his work continue to resonate.

In late December of 2022 Dilettante Army co-founder Jeremy Shedd passed away. He the digital artist behind Glass Crayons.

Open call for our Spring 2023 issue, "Wifey"! We want your kinmaking, your marriage plots, your romance novels, your mos...
24/01/2023

Open call for our Spring 2023 issue, "Wifey"!

We want your kinmaking, your marriage plots, your romance novels, your most despairing Foucauldian analyses of state-legitimized partnerships. 💍

Pitches due Jan. 31!
https://dilettantearmy.com/articles/call-for-submissions-wifey

Call for Submissions for Dilettante Army’s Spring 2023 issue, “Wifey.”

Congratulations to  on the Lois Moran Award for Craft Writing! Her essay “Whose Haunting Who?” spots the eerie ghost of ...
20/10/2022

Congratulations to on the Lois Moran Award for Craft Writing! Her essay “Whose Haunting Who?” spots the eerie ghost of modernism haunting craft museums, crying for transcendence. You can read it in our Spring 2022 issue, “A Spectre Is Haunting…” 👻🎃🏛

(INTERIOR: A HAUNTED HOUSE. A DOOR OPENS SLOWLY.) Creak…creak…creak: suddenly, global Marxisms! 👻🏡Our Spring issue, "A S...
15/02/2022

(INTERIOR: A HAUNTED HOUSE. A DOOR OPENS SLOWLY.) Creak…creak…creak: suddenly, global Marxisms! 👻🏡

Our Spring issue, "A Spectre Is Haunting...", plays hauntological Mad Libs with the opening line of the Communist Manifesto: "A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of communism."

In Marx's supernatural metaphors and necromantic enchantments, we feel the cultural forms of our pasts dissolved into the dust of the future. What do we do with our failed revolutions? How can we live with our dead?

In this issue:
• Shannon Stratton reviews modernist art criticism in craft-haunted spaces
• alejandro t. acierto assesses the Archive of Constraint for damage
• Ben Compton spies the ghostly "featured artist" in music videos
• Adam Fales counts the gables in the forever-haunted house
• Leigh Claire La Berge ruthlessly critiques Marxisms from a feline perspective
• Lauren Camp versifies a gothic schoolhouse

Spring 2022

Open call for submissions for Spring 2022! We're going ghost-hunting.“A spectre is haunting Europe: the spectre of Commu...
23/11/2021

Open call for submissions for Spring 2022! We're going ghost-hunting.

“A spectre is haunting Europe: the spectre of Communism.” This line opened the gate to another world and ghosts rushed through, filling the crevices we thought were empty. The Communist Manifesto gave us language to describe how things that seemed clear and permanent realities–ideological assumptions, aesthetic commitments, material conditions, institutions, social and political forms, economic structures–could be revealed as spectral: “all that is solid melts into air.” The past persists. It accumulates under our feet and in the corners of our server farms—present in the materials but not fully material, the movements that collapsed and the futures that never became the present. As Mark Fisher says, “[t]he future is always experienced as a haunting.” Hauntology: the failure of the future.

Dilettante Army’s Spring 2022 issue, "A Spectre is Haunting…", invites contributors to play Mad Libs with Marx and Engels’s famous phrase and fill in the blanks of this popular and flexible metaphor. “A spectre is haunting ______; the spectre of ______.”

Call for Submissions for Dilettante Army’s Spring 2022 issue, “A Spectre is Haunting…”

"Mission Accomplished" has launched! Our Fall 2021 issue explores hollow victories, final acts, and political stunts, fo...
12/10/2021

"Mission Accomplished" has launched!

Our Fall 2021 issue explores hollow victories, final acts, and political stunts, focused on George W. Bush’s 2003 speech/stunt/sight gag announcing the end of major combat operations in Iraq.

With: Suzanne Schneider, Sarah Jaffe, Paul Swartz, Lena H. Chandhok, Emily Ogden, and Anjuli Raza Kolb, with illustrations in the style of GWB by William Powhida.

Fall 2021

Call for submissions: "Mission Accomplished"!The Fall 2021 issue of Dilettante Army will focus on George W. Bush’s 2003 ...
13/07/2021

Call for submissions: "Mission Accomplished"!

The Fall 2021 issue of Dilettante Army will focus on George W. Bush’s 2003 speech/stunt/sight gag announcing the end of major combat operations in Iraq: preening on a tricked-out aircraft carrier in front of an enormous banner trumpeting “Mission Accomplished.” This fall, President Biden is looking to accomplish a similar feat by removing the last US troops from Afghanistan by September 11. The US economy is also predicted to be “back to normal,” with schools and theaters reopening and the virus vanquished. We want to use this issue to explore ways we declare a triumph, especially when doing so is premature or impossible. What makes an ending (of history or anything else)? This issue will explore hollow victories, final acts, and political stunts.

Open call for Fall 2021…

Our scandalous summer issue, "Hedda Hopper," is out now!Hedda Hopper, a legendary gossip columnist with fantastic hats, ...
01/06/2021

Our scandalous summer issue, "Hedda Hopper," is out now!

Hedda Hopper, a legendary gossip columnist with fantastic hats, brought her conservative politics to Hollywood entertainment reporting. How did Hopper help shape the culture industry and presage the recent rise of right-wing media?

With:

• Jennifer Frost on Hopper's ideological heir, Donald Trump
• Daniel Lavery broadcasting yesteryear's scuttlebutt
• Wendy Vogel on gossips, whisper networks, and
• Joseph Earl Thomas's party scene poetry and Black masculinity
• Zachary Tavlin on the persecution of starlet Barbara Payton
• Rachel Feder with celebrities and celestial bodies
• Catherine Weingarten with a personality quiz. Pinpoint your style of gossip!

We've specially designed this issue to look like Hopper's newspapers in the 1940s, with collage illustrations by Isabelle Cordemans. ✨

Hedda Hopper, a legendary gossip columnist with fantastic hats, brought her conservative politics to Hollywood entertainment reporting. How did Hopper help shape the culture industry and presage the recent rise of right-wing media?

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Dilettante Army is a coalition of thinkers who dabble between disciplines: critical theory, visual culture, and history. In 18th century Italy, a ‘dilettante’ was a passionate lover and supporter of music. Since then, it’s become a derogatory term for people who aren’t dedicated or serious. We’d like to reclaim this word as an apt description for many art workers. As academia and the art world march hand-in-hand through late capitalism, making work on those fields more and more precarious, we find ourselves in need of new models of professional practice. Dilettantes are freelancers, interns, students, adjuncts, and anyone else who pursues their practice outside the white cube or ivory tower.