de·cant·er/diˈkantər/ - A stoppered glass container into which wine is decanted. If Oscar Wilde were alive today, he more than likely wouldn’t shop here. But you can. Such things will be covered as:
Sports, where we will finally hash out the answers to questions like:
Is Danica Pattrick a hobbit? Have you or someone you know slept with Tiger Woods? Sandusky…Bum wrap? Politics:
Finally be able to
discern a liberal from a conservative. Entertainment:
A daily journal of the undertakings of Jay-Z & Beyonce's undoubtedly beautiful baby girl. The Droll Decanter awaits you, whence we can all share laughs, insight, opinions and expensive sounding cheeses all outfitted to the sound of caustic mockery, delightful cynicism and a flutter of human dignity. Feel free to contact the Droll Decanter if you like an article, hate an article, are having issues making a bookmark in Netscape Navigator, refuse to use the search engine Bing and are looking for a good Italian eatery outside of Cleveland or are just really hammered and don't know how you got here or what your doing in your in-law's underoos. If your any form of media, journalistic, web/graphics design company, or are in fact a janitorial service outfit and are looking to hire, please contact Bob at Droll Decanter.
