• It’s such a shame that we got interrupted right as we were getting to the good part. 🤷🏼♀️• #surprise
FULL ANNOUNCEMENT ON MEMORANDUM.COM
• SOUND ON & WATCH ‘TIL THE END! 💕🤴🏻😂 •
• THE BABY CLOTHES ARE KILLING ME. 😭 Lol just wait, she’s going to arrive and be like “yeah mom I’m notttt really into fashion.” 😳 •
• might need to outsource “sharing” lessons when the little lady arrives. Mom and Dad haven’t quite mastered the concept. 🙅🏼♀️ •
the eviction notice has been served, here’s hoping she moves out in a timely manner. 🤰🏼🥵 •
please share your stories below. This is a safe space.
Meanwhile, I’ll just be here eating watermelon until the taste (and pain) goes away.
• Mom and Dad have ONE glass of champagne... •
• There are 3 hours, 42 minutes and roughly 29 seconds until the release of @maiseltv season three!! 💥 Get your fake coughs ready, people, we’re all calling in sick tomorrow! #MrsMaisel is not going to binge watch herself. 🤒😉🤫 I celebrated the season three premiere at the Plaza Tuesday night which, as evidenced above, was completely transformed into Miami Beach’s Fontainebleau where Midge spends a lot of time in season three. 🌴 And as someone who snort-laughed through the ENTIRE premiere screening, believe me when I tell you that this is the best. season. yet. 🙌🏼💕 •
My superpower is buying gifts for as many people as possible in as few shopping trips as possible. I am one of the Avengers who didn’t make the cut. Check out memorandum.com for proof of my superhuman gift-finding abilities with @talbots, where I found gifts for literally every female member of my family (and myself, obviously) in record time. Happy shopping! ❤️
“You really slurred your way through the first stanza and don’t try to blame it on the @babybjorn.” - Colette, my new piano teacher. 🥰
TFW you’re having a bad day and then your song comes on 😍
I like that this style doesn't make me feel like a toddler or Paul Revere. 😬 Make any kind of chignon or messy bun and then place the bow above it at an angle. If you place it directly above your bun, the look is too precious, so the key is placing it slightly to the side. Link to this bow and more of my favorites in stories!
*when Dad calls and says he’s going to pick up Shake Shack for dinner.* I worked from home with a sick baby today. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. 🍔 🍟
Can anyone translate the end? Is she asking for a pony?
Please opine below on the fitted sheet debate. YOU TUCK IT IN RIGHT?!
Me: *writes comprehensive blog post about how to be productive while working from home*
Coco: hold my beer
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Here’s hoping these baby giggles lighten your load today and remind you to keep smiling. Through social distancing, staying calm and making an effort to support those most at risk (more in my stories!), we can all weather the storm. If you are able to work from home in the coming weeks, I’ve shared my tips for making it a positive, productive experience on memorandum.com today. Sending lots of love to each of you for a cozy weekend ahead.
No days off, Dad.” - Coco Scudellari, personal trainer.
Available for online private training sessions.
Competitive rates.
A female-founded small business that I’ve supported for many years, @senreve, is running a wonderful mask drive on their site, senreve.com. There are three ways to get involved, and no purchase is necessary: (1) Donate a mask and they’ll handle logistics and donate an additional 100 masks on your behalf; (2) Donate $10 that will go towards masks and they’ll match your donation with an additional 100 masks; and/or (3) Purchase any handbag and they’ll automatically donate 100 masks. Their Maestra bag, which I’ve raved about for years (and years) is my ultimate work and travel tote which you can wear as a top-handle, shoulder bag or backpack (as seen above). It’s inspiring to see this small business, despite limited financial resources, step up to help those on the frontlines of the fight against COVID-19. Direct swipe-up link to their mask drive in my stories, or go directly to https://www.senreve.com/pages/fight-covid19 ❤️
P.S. Rewatching New Girl and Will & Grace right now is giving me LIFE. What feel-good shows do you have on these days?? 😍 #
