Hammo - Corporate and Events MC, Marketing and Media Consultant, Radio DJ

22/08/2024

The World's Biggest Bouncy Castle opened on this day in 2023. It’s 11,000 square meters. 300 kids can bounce at the same time. Price for a 1-hour session: $48!. Why is the bouncy castle so expensive? Inflation.

22/08/2024

Coming out soon on Netflix there will be another mini-series about Houdini. The show will have stories about Houdini that were never revealed before. Like the time he was late for a show because he locked his keys in his car.

21/08/2024

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?.

21/08/2024

A fungus is attacking banana crops -- experts say bananas may go extinct. Yeah it looks like the banana will SPLIT. (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Sorry.)

18/08/2024

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Originally from the small town of Bowen in North Queensland, Hammo went to school at Saint Mary’s and then onto...

18/08/2024

Doctors say that smoking can cause inflammatory bowel disease. Really?? If smoking is damaging your bowels just where are you putting the cigarette?

18/08/2024

Bill Clinton turns 78 today. I heard Bill's planning a big celebration with music dancing lots of fun. Then he'll go home to Hillary

18/08/2024

A "Ghostbusters" animated series is coming out on Netflix. By the way: When you need a Ghostbuster do not text do not email CALL. They are very specific on that.

14/08/2024

This week scientists announced there's a huge amount of water on Mars -- but it's underground. In other news: NASA is hiring plumbers.

14/08/2024

The Prime Minister of Norway came up with a different way to meet citizens and listen to their opinions. He drove a cab for a day and talked politics with passengers. I reckon our leaders should try that. Although I guess they would have to learn Norwegian first.

13/08/2024

A lot of people are saying Donald is losing his grip on reality. The only reason I bring this up is because it's not very often that I get to use the words "Donald Trump" and "reality" in the same sentence

13/08/2024

Director James Cameron says he's working on a new "Terminator" movie. How about a "Terminator" comedy movie with two hours of Arnold Scwarzenegger trying to pronounce his own name

12/08/2024

Archaeologists discovered ancient carvings in Turkey, they may be the world's oldest calendar. Wow, and I thought the 2009 calendar on my fridge door was old.

12/08/2024

11/08/2024

Over in England, the owner of a Witchcraft Supply Store has banned Harry Potter fans, he refuses to sell wands to them. He says his wands are the real thing for real witches not Harry Potter wannabes. A mate of mine in Townsville (Brad Ryder) has the same problem with his Superhero Supply Store. People come in claiming to be Superman. He refuses to sell real Kryptonite to them.

11/08/2024

In America the number of coyote attacks on humans is increasing. This off course got me thinking about coyotes. I mean in the Road Runner cartoons if the Coyote had enough money to buy stuff from the Acme Company how come he didn't just buy dinner?

08/08/2024

Tom Cruise will perform a stunt during the closing ceremonies at the Olympics. Tom will leap a motorcycle with a built-in fire extinguisher over the Olympic flame and put it out. Tom Cruise says he's thrilled to be involved in the Olympics. Tom's so proud -- he feels five feet tall.

08/08/2024

DNA experts say half the men in Europe are descended from King Tut of Eqypt. I reckon this explains why half the men in Europe have lost money in pyramid schemes

08/08/2024

There's been another study that shows people who own a dog are less likely to suffer from heart disease and stress. I feel sorry for people who don't own a dog. When they drop food on the floor they have to pick it up.

06/08/2024

In Pakistan, a TV game show gives away babies as prizes. I am NOT making this up. Childless couples can win real live babies that were abandoned. I was an abandoned baby. My boss in Townsville found me on the doorstep of the radio station. I was clutching a tiny microphone. The rest is history.

06/08/2024

Last night I had a weird dream: I was an Olympic athlete. I won a gold medal. I was so proud I had it bronzed.

05/08/2024

On this day 10 years ago Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy ended their relationship. They were not married so there was no premuppetual agreement.

05/08/2024

Did you know that people lose stuff like their car keys and glasses on Tuesday's more than any other day. I wrote a joke about this -- but I can't find it.

04/08/2024

Did you ever wake up on Monday morning feeling like an Olympic athlete who got a nasty skin rash from his gold medal

01/08/2024

I watched the movie "Bad Mums" on Netflix last week The movie struck a chord with me. I remember asking my mum if I was adopted. She said "Not yet but we placed an ad in the newspaper".

My Mum taught me everything I needed to know. Don't talk with your mouth full. Don't play with fire. Don't come in the house if the mailman's bike is parked outside.

01/08/2024

Good news for our Cane farmers up north. Sugar prices are at an all-time high, experts say they'll go even higher. When they heard the news, the Cane Farmers said -- "Sweet!"

01/08/2024

At some of the Games events there are empty seats. Rows and rows of empty seats. It looks kind of like a meeting of my fan club.

01/08/2024

North Korea has a team at the Olympics. North Korean TV is reporting they already won all the gold medals.

01/08/2024

The games are on. Hey Do you think race walking is weird? To me a race walker moves like a guy who needs to get to the toilet Really, REALLY fast, but he doesn't want to attract attention