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🤣🤣🤣HAPPY SUNDAY JOKE 😂🤣1). Bathing Showers are made for Tall people,,🤨🤨Shot people should go and Use Tap🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....Yeeee...
28/04/2024

🤣🤣🤣HAPPY SUNDAY JOKE 😂🤣

1). Bathing Showers are made for Tall people,,🤨🤨Shot people should go and Use Tap🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....Yeeee who stone me😁😁
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2). As for those you that cover your Book during Text or Exam in secondary School..😤😤.I hope you are now working in The National House of Assembly🤨😂😂
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3). Welcome to Nigeria where..If NEPA bring light without seizing it for more than 8 hours...We will go and Report at the NEPA office..that the Transformer has developed Fault🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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4). If Someone from Mexico is called a Mexican...🤨🤨.....Then someone from Jericho is called what???..🥴🥴....I hope it's not what I use to buy Fuel that you want to call ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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5). God is good ooooo.....This December will be sweet ooo😋😋.. Because I don't need to use 500k to buy iPhone 12 for a girl to Hangout😂😂😂.....All I need to do is just buy Onions for her🤣🤣🤣...😂😂Economy Hard😁
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6). I hate all these Super Hero movies😒😒, They will be saying,..They Are Going To Save The World.💪🤜..And Nigeria has been in Danger since Independence😒😒😤😤....Abiii they are afraid of Nigeria Police🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
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7). I don't understand why people still say W**D is bad🤔🤔...I smoked one wrap of w**d this morning and nothing happened to me...😒😒.....I am still Moping the Erosion in my Street since morning🤨🤨...You know I am a good Citizen🤣🤣🤣🤣
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8). I don't like my Mathematics Teacher😒😒😤😤.....How can he give me a Stupid Assignment🥴🥴... Imagine he is asking me to "Find x"..😒how can I go and find my ex....the girl that Stole my Meat on Valentine's day😤😤all because of Love🥴🥴🤨...I hate Nonsense🤨🤣🤣🤣🤣
Still Me Always running 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

“What do you mean by it's not compulsory for you to know how to slice ukazi as a woman?Are you not ashamed of yourself?”...
17/04/2024

“What do you mean by it's not compulsory for you to know how to slice ukazi as a woman?

Are you not ashamed of yourself?”

So we had this conversation some week ago.

A lady had unsliced ukazi and said she was going home to slice it.

Another lady said wow you can slice ukazi, I can't.

Immediately some people pounced on her asking her what she meant by saying she couldn't slice ukazi.

She asked them if it was compulsory or a must that she must know how to slice ukazi.

They said it is compulsory because she is a woman.

She told them it was not necessary and she had no plans to learn how to slice it and all hell went loose.

“What do you mean, by you are not planning to learn? Are you not a woman? Are you not ashamed of yourself?”

So I want to ask must all women know how to slice ukazi?

If a woman is a good cook but can't slice ukazi does it make her any less a woman?

Must women know how to do everything regarding cooking?

Must every woman know how to cook every meal on earth to be considered woman enough?

The lady further annoyed them by asking why she should learn when there are inventions that have made slicing ukazi very easy and she can buy sliced Ukazi from the market.

That earned her the label “l.a.zy.”

So using a blender instead of a mortar and piston makes you l.a.z.y?

Pepper should be pounded instead of blended?

Blending coconut in a blender instead of grating it signifies l.azines even when you are an amazing cook?

Using a washing machine makes you l.a.zy.

Using a sweeping brush instead of a broom makes you l.a.zy?

I can keep going but I've noticed that in Africa, Nigeria to be precise if you have not suffered you are not woman enough.

Even when there are easy alternatives you take the high road just to prove that you are good enough.

Surprisingly these same people purchase already sliced ukazi from the market, they don't buy the leaves to slice it.

I wonder why these things are even a problem.

You can cook well but use a blender instea

GIRLS CAN PRETEND EHH 😂🙆‍♂️When they love u 🚶😋My Boyfriend Offline for 30mins😩💔:: Me:: Check his FB active statusCheck h...
03/04/2024

GIRLS CAN PRETEND EHH 😂🙆‍♂️
When they love u 🚶😋

My Boyfriend Offline for 30mins😩💔::

Me:: Check his FB active status
Check his recent post 💔😭
Ask his friends to check for me if he is online or not 😩🤧
Start to think I'm blocked 💔😭
Starts to cry😭😭💔
Call his unborn sisters 🤧💔
Call ambulance 😩
Goddd my life is over 😭💔
What if he's dead😩
What if he doesn't love me anymore 💔😭
Calls Punch newspaper and daily sun🤧💔
Starts to over think 💔
Call my pastor 😭🤧
Begins to fast😩💔
Start writing long paragraph to apologise 😭💔. Opening group chat for him🤧😭
What if he is Missing 😭💔💔
Oh noooo my baby ❤️😭💔
Maybe he doesn't love me anymore 😭💔🤧🤧. Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

30 mins later 😻

My boyfriend: My love sorry I was taking a bath🛀👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤️

Me:: Ok babe, I didn't even notice you were offline 😐☺️❤️

U DON SEE AM 😂🚶

Why are you always ignoring me 😰💔

Note: You ladies needs to be calming down 😂🤣
There are lots of things running through our minds.

YIn my first year at the university, I was elected the class captain. Amanda was elected the assistant. We became close ...
03/04/2024

Y
In my first year at the university, I was elected the class captain. Amanda was elected the assistant. We became close from the day we were elected, so close I fell in love with her. It was secret at first until I couldn’t bear it any longer so second semester of first year, I proposed to her. She bounced me.

I picked myself up, dirt off my shoulder and went again, she bounced me again. She said she had a boyfriend and couldn’t add me. I played the part of a good friend to her. When she was moving out of her hostel to a rented room, I helped her pack her things. Because of love, I didn’t mind carrying her mattress to her new rented place.

There was this Catholic priest who was our lecturer. One jovial man who blended so well with us as if he wasn’t a priest. Nobody missed his lectures because he was very fun. Father Adam. Very handsome and down to earth.

One afternoon I was in town when I decided to go and see Amanda since I wasn’t far away from her place. I got to her compound and saw that she was sitting on the veranda cooking banku. A man was sitting in front of the coal pot fanning the banku fire.

When Amanda saw me, she jolted out of fear. She screamed, “Ah, when you’re visiting someone don’t you inform her before you visit?” The man fanning the coal pot turned to look at me. That was when I realized it was Father Adams. He was in singlet and a short nicker that looked like a boxer short.

A Priest and a lecturer fanning coal pot for a woman? I quickly turned away and began leaving so he wouldn’t know that I saw him. He quickly got up, followed me and asked me to come in. “He said, “I asked her to cook for me since I’m alone here. I only came by to help.”

He started explaining himself when I hadn’t asked him a question. I said sorry and left them. Amanda didn’t talk to me again. The Father was extra nice to me and treated me with a lot of respect anytime he was around. I never failed his subject until I left the school.

Women don’t only sn**ch from God.

Robbers enterd a House , asked for all the Money and Valuables.After they collect what they can, they gave the man of th...
02/04/2024

Robbers enterd a House , asked for all the Money and Valuables.
After they collect what they can, they gave the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or shoot himself.

The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him.

He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this…

The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife to kill her husband.

The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband’s head and pulls the trigger. But at last, the gun had no bullets in it.

The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION.
1) *If you were the man, what will you do*?

2) *If you were the wife, what explanation will you give*?

3) *If you were invited to bring peace how will you settle it*??
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Your opinions in the comment session 👇👇

30/03/2024

Things Girls Need To Know 😊

1. S***m stays alive for about five days when released inside of you 🫥

2.You should use at least 3-4 pads a day🥴

3. Tampons won't break your virgin😝

4. Don't send your n**e to any guy🥺

5. If you have s*x with your boyfriend....Your boyfriend's future wife cannot guess if he's a virgin or not,he can lie about it ...but your husband will know if you've had s*x ..be wise... boyfriend dey different from husband😌

6. Try to wear black on your first and second day of menstruation🙂

7. Exposing half of your breast to everyone is not s*xy...it's just called showing food to everyone🤷

8. It's not by force that the skirt must be short...medium sized is alright please 🤭

9. If I guy ask for your number...it's not by force that you must be rude🙄

10. Don't try to know your best friend boyfriend...to avoid complications 🙃

11. Doing heavy makeup all the time lessens your beauty😃

12. Abeg try to be removing those long lashes from time to time 🥱

13. Follow your dream...no be only housewife you go dey do 😒

14. Having lust for a guy is alright...you aren't a saint 😘

15. You're pretty...bless me with a picture 🥰💯🙏

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