Pen and Paper and Popcorn

21/10/2024

It's our last episode of the year, and we're finishing it off with a wild one! We've got misfired magic, a sleazy prince, some EXCEPTIONALLY h***y eels, and one particularly petulant teenage mermaid!
Prepare yourself for The Little Mermaid - Part Two!

Possibly our most chaotic episode yet!We've got accidental magic! We have bad parenting! We have a petulant teenager! Most of all, we've got WEIRD levels of horniness from...just about every character with a voice!This episode features violence, s...

14/10/2024

The power-players of a magical kingdom struggle to take and hold the throne! Schemes are schemed, plots are plotted! Also, Ariel likes the look of a handsome prince...
It's The Little Mermaid - Part One!

This week we plunge into an absolute classic, and do immeasurable damage on impact!Ariel longs to know more of the human world, and in particular, the handsome Prince Eric. Her father, of course, could not be more against the idea - and the sea-wi...

07/10/2024

Our heroes race to stop a killer virus from destroying their world! Bodily fluids play a more important role than you would imagine!
Osmosis Jones, part two!

With a mysterious virus running around Frank's body, our heroes race to track the monster down before he brings their whole world crashing down around them!This episode features violence, strong language, sexual references, and adult themes. ...

29/09/2024

Last episode, our heroes saved the whole world. This time, their problems are a bit...smaller...
Osmosis and Drixenol team up to take on what should be a simple cold. But when cells start showing up dead, they realise something much more dangerous is at play here!
Osmosis Jones - Part one, out now!

This week, Jess and Laura team up to take on the sickness that's infesting their town, the city they call...Frank. Also, Charlie forgets that Laurence Fishburne was in The Matrix!This episode features violence, strong language, sexual references, ...

08/09/2024

Our heroes are down, they're divided, and Loki's army is arriving on earth! Can they pull together and defeat the villains, or will Iron Man be too annoying for anyone to work with?
The Avengers - Part Four!

The heroes are down, but they're not out yet, and they take the fight back to Loki in a final showdown that threatens to turn a whole city to rubble!This episode features violence, strong language, and adult themes.Host: Charlie Rowland Black...

01/09/2024

This week, our heroes interrogate a god, antagonise SHIELD, and mess with alien artifacts! Things start to spiral out of control - and then Loki makes his move...
Avengers part three!

Loki is captured, which should mean it's all plain sailing from here...right?Right?This episode features violence, strong language, and adult themes.Host: Charlie Rowland Black Widow: Tessa MarshallCaptain America: Callum BallestyHulk: Jackso...

26/08/2024

This week, Hulk does some science, Iron Man does some magic, Black Widow shoots bullets at a god, and Charlie briefly does Idris Elba's voice! To the delight of all!
Avengers Part Two!

The heroes rush to confront Loki, and spend almost as much time wrestling with each other as with him! What does a supervillain have to do to get a little attention around here?This episode features violence, strong language, and adult themes.Host...

19/08/2024

Oh, this is an exciting one!
When Loki attacks Earth, SHIELD gathers its greatest heroes - who are, it turns out, a dysfunctional handful of mad scientists and super-soldiers. This should be fine!
The Avengers - Part One!

This week, we gather Earth's mightiest heroes!When a banished alien god attacks a secret SHIELD base, they send their agents to gather geniuses and super soldiers from across the globe!This episode features violence, strong language, and adult the...

28/07/2024

Hey folks! We've had some illnesses and a few scheduling issues, a failed saving throw or two, which means we won't be able to put out an episode for the next week or two.

We'll be releasing again as soon as we can!

21/07/2024

After a rough first encounter with Dracula, the heroes do their best to recover before racing out again to try and stop him from completing his sinister plot, and ending humanity as they know it!
Van Helsing - the finale! Out now!

After their first encounter with Dracula went somewhat poorly, our heroes lick their wounds and collect their wits to try and come back stronger, and face down the villain before he destroys everything that matters to them.This episode features vi...

14/07/2024

Our heroes dig into the mystery of Dracula, before tearing off to try and face the villain! This goes...about as well as you'd expect!
Van Helsing Part Two, out now!

Our heroes head back to Castle Valerious to uncover the mystery of Dracula! Carl makes some weapons! Anna sneaks off to do her own thing! Van Helsing gets really exasperated about the fact that nobody seems to tell him anything! This episode featu...

07/07/2024

This week, we're hunting monsters, unravelling mysteries, and chatting about bisexual awakenings - it's Van Helsing, Part One!

This week, we dive into a world of monsters and mysteries with Van Helsing! Dracula seems poised to wipe out the last of a family of heroic monster-hunters. But why now? What sinister scheme is he protecting? And why is Van Helsing so unpopular wi...

30/06/2024

This week we're finishing our run on Alien!
The remaining crew try to fight off their fear as the monster hunts them through the halls of their ship. Will any of them be able to overcome its bloodlust?
(But it's also a fun episode, y'know, there are jokes and such!)

With barely any of the crew left alive, and with the alien openly hunting them, they struggle desperately to defend themselves from its monstrous hunger. Clever strategies and trickery can only take our heroes so far - then it's time to fight back...

24/06/2024

With an alien horror loose on the ship, the crew are desperate to figure out what it wants, and how to get rid of it! Can they outwit the creature, or will beastly cunning triumph over human ingenuity?

With an alien horror loose on the ship, the crew are desperate to figure out what it wants, and how to get rid of it! Can they outwit the thing, or will beastly cunning triumph over human ingenuity?This episode features violence, strong language, ...

17/06/2024

This week, the crew of the Nostromo hunt down a mysterious alien signal - but what they find is a monstrous creature that quickly begins picking them off!
Alien Part One, out now!

This week, the crew of the Nostromo explore the source of a mysterious distress call, and wake an alien monster that begins hunting them down. And the players attempt some truly audacious Jenga strategies!This episode features violence, strong lan...

09/06/2024

The team heads into their final showdown with Rasputin! Hellboy smashes stuff! Abe uses psychic powers! Liz burns everything in her path! John isn't totally sure what his role is, here!

Our heroes rush towards their final showdown with Rasputin! The fate of the world hangs in the balance! John feels very uncomfortable with his role in this whole business!This episode features violence, strong language, and adult themes. Host...

02/06/2024

After a skirmish at the library, the heroes return to base to work out their next move. This is complicated by the fact that Director Manning is now well and truly off-side, and that Rasputin is taking a real interest in Hellboy's future...

The team tries to figure out their next moves! Manning yells at everyone! Abe does some science! Rasputin gives his sincerest apologies!This episode features strong language, and adult themes. Host: Charlie RowlandAbe Sapien: James MeagherHel...

26/05/2024

With Sammael defeated, the heroes regroup and try to untangle Rasputin's evil plan! Naturally, this involves taking a metaphorical bull into a china shop just to see what happens!
Hellboy Part Three!

While the Professor convalesces, our heroes try to figure out what Rasputin could possibly be planning, so they can put a stop to his schemes! A N**i assassin gets a thorough thrashing! Hellboy does some property damage!Host: Charlie RowlandAbe Sa...