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11/03/2024

You Told Your Wife You Are Going To Work And Went To Her Best Friend's House Whose Husband Is A Soldier.
As Both Of You were About To Do Bedmatics,
Her Husband Comes Back And You Hid Under The Bed.
The Soldier Sends His Wife Off To The Market. While You Are Still Hidding Under The Bed.

You Heard Him Inviting A Lady Over With His Phone.
The Lady Came And Both Of Them Start Romancing.

Shortly, His Own Wife Returns That Her Cloth Is Torn And She Wants To Change It. Before The Man Opened The Door.

He Asks The Lady To Hide Under The Bed. Now, the Lady Turns Out To Be Your Wife.
And Both Of You Are Looking At Each Other Like Oyinbo Rabbit.

What a reunion or should I call it great Get Together?

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07/03/2024

Did you know a cake maker in Enugu refused to make Bianca Ojukwu's wedding cake because she thought Bianca was poor and of lower class?

Bianca stated that the rather amusing but depressing history of her wedding cake comes to mind whenever she sees a picture of it. During the planning of her wedding, she did learn from a dependable friend that a woman in Enugu made excellent wedding cakes.

She actually offered to take Bianca to the woman's home even though her friend didn't have a personal relationship with the cake lady. Bianca made the choice to abandon her Mercedes and commute with her friend in her adorable yet modest Volkswagen (a Beetle back then).The well-known cake maker, whose identity is being kept a secret for obvious reasons, was completely unaware of Bianca when they arrived, and she gave the car they were riding in a mocking glance.When Bianca asked her to make her wedding cake, she immediately started making excuses of every synopsis. She first told Bianca that her cakes were very expensive and that she would not be able to afford them (at 25,000 naira back then).

She offered to point Bianca in the direction of a less expensive cake shop. She also stressed that she only makes cakes for important people (even going so far as to name drop one Union bank manager, one boutique owner, etc. who in her opinion were "dignitaries"). Bianca assured her that I would be able to afford it. Then, when she inquired as to the location of the wedding, Bianca replied that Abuja was where it was happening.

The cake lady said Bianca would be responsible for covering her travel expenses to Abuja to mount the cake and that since she only travels by air, not road, that an added cost would be difficult for Bianca to carry, to which Bianca replied that she would pay.
She brought up the question of hotel accommodations, which Bianca assured her would be handled. Bianca's friend kept whispering in her ear and nudging Bianca to tell the cake lady who she was so the mocki

13/02/2024

I was watching how the Super Eagle guys were feeling after the game yesterday and I felt so sorry for them. There was a time when Nwabali was scratching his head like someone about to go cra*y.😔 I was screaming like he could hear me saying “Guy, take it easy on yourself.”

Some people have been saying all kinds of unpleasant things to some of them. These are the same set of people we were all praising since the beginning of the tournament. Be gentle on them with your words. The funniest thing is that they will still get paid no matter what people say to them. They tried their best. I don’t think they wished to lose. If not for Nwabali, the match could have ended at 6 or 7-1.

This might be the end of the competition, but not the end of the story!
Super Eagle teams, thank you for your efforts at AFCON ‘23. Keep your head high guys. 👏💫🇳🇬🦅

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07/02/2024

BREAKING NEWS:

Issakaba part 2 is coming soon

Sam Dede, Chinwetalu Agu return for ‘Issakaba’

Veteran actors, Sam Dede, and Chinwetalu Agu, are set to return for the remake of a movie, ‘Issakaba’, which they featured in decades ago.

The five-part movie, which was initially produced by the late filmmaker, Chukwuka Emelionwu; and Moses of Mosco production in 2001, is being remade by a popular filmmaker, Lancelot Imasuen.

In a statement sent to Saturday Beats, Imasuen, who is called ‘the guvnor’ by his admirers, stated that the movie will feature actors who appeared in the initial movies as well as others, such as Dede and Agwu, who would be joined by Chidi Mokeme, Regina Daniels, Nosa Rex, Iyabo Ojo, Sanni Danga, and Alex Osifo.

The movie will also feature Phyna, Mark Angel, Francis Onwochei, Charles Okafor, and Ben Olaye, among others.

Speaking on why he is remaking the movie, Lancelot said, “The reboot became necessary due to popular demand by fans on social media platforms, such as X (formerly Twitter), Instagram, Facebook and TikTok. The calls for the remake of the movie have reached a frenzy level. Even notable entertainers, such as Davido, have continued using the word, ‘Issakaba’, in their contents.

The first part of the movie was an action-packed thriller that chronicled the activities of a community vigilante group called ‘Bakassi Boys’, who were fighting against armed robbery, murder and other crimes. It also told the story of the armed gangs that were terrorising shoemakers in Aba, Abia State, back then, as well as the resolve of the shoemakers to fight back using ‘traditional’ means of policing, and they got the needed results. ‘Issakaba’ stands for truth, justice and fairness.

Watch out for a blockbuster movie 🍿

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28/01/2024

"I am the only rapper in the whole music business that doesn't sm0ke, drink, or do drvgs." Akon

"I get dîzzy when someone smôkés near me, like I just hate it. I once tried to wrap a blunt, but my dad snéâked behind me and whîppéd me😅 so if I'm not smôkîng today, it's all thanks to my dad, I decided to never smôké. Growing up, I was never pressed by péer pressure. You couldn't make me do what I knew wasn't right. It couldn't just happen because I always sort to uphold all the morals my dad thought me." Akon

Truth be told, a lot of people do funny things which they know are wrong just because they can't resist péer pressure. Friends will tell you things like, "Grow up, one time won't hurt," and you'll go ahead to do it knowing fully well that it isn't right.

Many people have gone astrây because they're not livîng but existîng and letting people decide their lives for them. In all you do, live a moral life because you aren't here to impress people for everything you do. You shall bear the consequences alone

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27/01/2024

🚨 The funniest player ☺️

Kanu Nwankwo made so many Africans to fan Arsenal, he was so funny that you just can't hate him, because you will smile at the end of the game, his goals were so funny & the way he falls down during tackles will make you laugh a lot but he was so lovely to watch.

He did something in 1999 that no Arsenal fan will ever forget when he singlehandedly won Chelsea & scored one of the best and funny hattrick against the Blues 💙 He is indeed the best African player to have played for Arsenal ❤️ I celebrate him today.

26/01/2024

"Nigerian fans can no longer blow an artist!! The industry has been hijacked by people who have money, and right now, if you no get money, you can't trend on this space.

When I see the fans saying they made an artist here blow, it just sounds funny because today in the industry, anybody can blow if they have money. People are releasing 1 song and promoting it with 100 million Naira, then fans will think they blew the artist. Noo na money blow the artist because without that promotion, even if the artist is as talented as Michael Jackson, his/her song cannot cross 1 million organic streams from Nigerians.

People are buying positions on charts, streams, and everything here. The music is no longer fun" — Nigerian singer Dandizzy 🇳🇬👀

26/01/2024

Where's the lie pls?

25/01/2024

Let's anticipate on this one coming from our own brother Sparkle Tee DA TP FANS

25/01/2024

Life na turn by turn

23/01/2024

This life no balance at all oo
Woman kneel down for Moses Bliss.
Moses Bliss kneel down for woman

23/01/2024

23/01/2024

Let's think about it

22/01/2024

The Origin of the 4 market days in Igboland: All Igbos must read

There are four market days in the Igbo land. These market days are Eke, Orie, Afor and Nkwo. Market days in Igbo land are very significant so much so that the four market days I mentioned above are uniformly observed within every community in Igbo land. It was during the reign of Eze Nrijiofor I (1300-1390AD), the fifth Eze Nri in the line of succession that the Igbo tradition of four market days was instituted.

According to Igbo historical records, one day during the reign of Eze Nrijiofor I, four wise strangers came to visit him at his palace. When they arrived, these four men pretended to be deaf and dumb. They did not say their names or their mission to Nri kingdom.
Each of them carried nkata which literally means basket. They were taken to the visitors’ chamber by Adamma the king’s servant. Later in the evening, Eze Nrijiofor I went to see them, but they did not respond warmly to the Eze and did not acknowledge his greetings. Oji – kolanut was presented to them but they did not say anything in acceptance or rejection of the oji.

Later at night, the four wise strangers were shown where to sleep. But in the middle of the night, Eze Nrijiofor’s soothsayers sent a rat to disturb their sleep. When the rat went to the first basket that belonged to Eke and started to nibble at it, Oye woke up and said: “Eke, wake up! A rat is trying to get to your basket.” Eke woke up and the rat ran away. After a while, the rat repeated the same trick on the remaining baskets, and in the same manner, all of them revealed each other’s names.

In the morning, the Eze Nrijiofor I went to the strangers’ room to greet them and to perform the oji ututu (morning kola nut rituals.) As Adamma broke the kola nuts and the king called each of the visitors by their names-‘Eke’ ‘Oye’ ‘Afo’ and ‘Nkwo.’

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22/01/2024