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Today, Hashtag the Elf’s creativity reached new heights—or rather, new rolls! He discovered scissors and instantly decid...
13/12/2025

Today, Hashtag the Elf’s creativity reached new heights—or rather, new rolls! He discovered scissors and instantly decided that the bathroom was the perfect creative studio. What was supposed to be a simple, quiet morning quickly turned into an ambitious craft project. He carefully snipped and cut, trying to turn plain toilet paper into delicate diamond shapes — maybe snowflakes, maybe just “pretty patterns,” depending on how you ask him.

The result? Let’s just say “abstract art” might be the kindest description. He perched proudly atop his handiwork, scissors in hand, fully convinced that he had elevated the bathroom décor to new heights.
One thing is certain: Hashtag may not be a master crafter yet…
But he’s definitely a master of mischief.

Who knew an elf could turn everyday essentials into a masterpiece? Stay tuned for the next —because when Hashtag’s around, even toilet paper becomes a canvas for creativity! .

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my to-do list showed to me 🎶 Juggling twelve clients, editing eleven photos, schedulin...
12/12/2025

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my to-do list showed to me 🎶 Juggling twelve clients, editing eleven photos, scheduling nine posts, three stories posting and a content calendar ready for review! —'tis the season for a social media frenzy! 🎄✨ Who else is juggling their way to Christmas?
Contact me for social media managing packages.
WhatsApp Chantelle on 061 230 9197 or e-mail [email protected]

Day 12 of Hashtag’s festive escapades, and it looks like he’s been keeping up with the latest tech trends—well, sort of....
12/12/2025

Day 12 of Hashtag’s festive escapades, and it looks like he’s been keeping up with the latest tech trends—well, sort of.

After overhearing someone mention wanting an Apple Watch, he sprang into action. Why spend money on technology when you could make one yourself? He grabbed an apple, added a tiny clock face with the help of a borrowed marker, and proudly presented what he was certain was the perfect gift.
In his mind, it was brilliant, thoughtful, and exactly what the designers needed. In reality… it was just an apple with a doodle.
But Hashtag didn’t care. He was proud, happy, and fully confident he’d solved all their timekeeping problems.

Clever, cheeky, and just a little bit fruity—classic Hashtag! After all, who needs apps when you have elf-sized ingenuity?

Stay tuned for the next —because when Hashtag’s around, innovation always comes with a side of laughter!

Social Media Marketing Christmas Special! ✨Get 4 static posts per week for the price of 3, PLUS a 5-day paid ad campaign...
11/12/2025

Social Media Marketing Christmas Special! ✨

Get 4 static posts per week for the price of 3, PLUS a 5-day paid ad campaign included — all for the first 3 clients who sign up before 23 December.

📌 Facebook Only: R1690 instead of R2090
📌 Instagram + Facebook: R1940 instead of R2340
✅ One-off admin fee: R400 (normally R500)

💰 That’s a total saving of R1 700!
(R400 per month over 4 months + R100 admin discount)

💡 5-day monthly paid ad campaign @ R390 includes R250 directly to the ad budget, with the rest covering management and Meta fees.

📆 Special pricing applies for the first 4 months. After that, clients can continue with 4 posts per week at the regular price, or continue with 3 posts per week.

This is a chance to boost your social media presence at a fraction of the cost, get consistent content, and run a paid campaign without the usual hassle.

💌 WhatsApp me on 061 230 9197 to grab your spot — once the first 3 clients are in, the offer closes!
Contact me for social media managing packages.
WhatsApp Chantelle on 061 230 9197

Hashtag the Elf decided it was time to level up his gaming skills. He grabbed two PlayStation controllers, balanced a hu...
11/12/2025

Hashtag the Elf decided it was time to level up his gaming skills. He grabbed two PlayStation controllers, balanced a human-sized headset on his tiny elf head, and prepared to conquer multiplayer like a pro.

The only problem? He couldn’t quite figure out how to play with both controllers at once — or how to connect with his elf friends back at the North Pole.
Undeterred, he sat there plotting strategies, tapping buttons at random, and imagining a tiny team of elves cheering him on from afar. Between the oversized buttons and the booming sound in his ears, it’s safe to say he’s still figuring things out—but that determined look says he’s in it to win it. One day, he might actually master multiplayer. Today, though, he’s perfectly content pretending he’s the studio’s ultimate elf gamer.

From social media strategy to gaming strategy, Hashtag’s always plugged in and ready for action. Stay tuned for the next —because when this elf logs on, the fun level goes straight to “legendary.”

10/12/2025

If you’ve ever checked your notifications and felt disappointed — you’re not alone.
But going viral isn’t a strategy; consistency is.
Most small businesses don’t need millions of views… just the right people seeing their content.


Don’t post bad content in order to keep up with a schedule, as that can result in losing followers & engagement. Give yo...
10/12/2025

Don’t post bad content in order to keep up with a schedule, as that can result in losing followers & engagement. Give yourself the time to create posts that drive engagement. Make sure you’re posting good content frequently & consistently. Craft your content carefully & choose a schedule that allows you to do this as consistently as possible.

Message me to find out more about my packages.

WhatsApp Chantelle on 061 230 9197 or e-mail [email protected].

This morning, Hashtag the Elf decided he was going to make a proper breakfast. He grabbed a tiny pan, a spatula, and set...
10/12/2025

This morning, Hashtag the Elf decided he was going to make a proper breakfast. He grabbed a tiny pan, a spatula, and set to work scrambling… eggs. Only these weren’t ordinary eggs. No, he’d chosen colourful, speckled chocolate eggs instead — because why not start the day with the ultimate treat.

Next to him sat a takeaway coffee, far too large for a tiny elf to carry without a minor disaster waiting to happen. He balanced carefully, spatula in one hand, coffee perilously close in the other, confident he could pull it off. The eggs melted into gooey, chocolaty swirls of chaos and the kitchen smelled sweeter than a Saturday morning at W***y Wonka’s factory. It’s less “breakfast of champions” and more “dessert for breakfast,” but Hashtag seems pretty pleased with his culinary creativity.
One sip, one bite, and maybe the humans would forgive him for making breakfast a little too magical.

Whether he’s cooking up content or candy, this elf knows how to start the day with a smile. Stay tuned for the next —because with Hashtag in the kitchen, every meal is a sweet surprise!

This morning, Hashtag decided it was the perfect day to practice some “advanced elf magic.” And by advanced, he meant si...
09/12/2025

This morning, Hashtag decided it was the perfect day to practice some “advanced elf magic.” And by advanced, he meant sitting proudly on top of a kitchen grater with a handful of wax crayons – convinced he could turn them into real candy with nothing but determination and festive sparkle.

He lined up the crayons in bright rainbow colours, gave them a confident tap, and waited for the magic to kick in. And somehow — somehow — matching colourful sweets started appearing at the bottom of the grater. Each colour matches perfectly, from bright red to sunny yellow and cool blue, as if Hashtag’s discovered the secret recipe for happiness in candy form. The kitchen smells like sugar and imagination, and the results are nothing short of magical.

Was it actual North-Pole magic?
Was it pure wishful thinking?
Was he secretly trying to become the mini W***y Wonka of the studio?
He won’t say.
But he’s very pleased with himself… and very convinced that candy creation is now his new special skill. Whether it’s real magic or elf-sized optimism, one thing’s clear: Hashtag believes in his candy-making powers — and honestly, that might be the sweetest part.

Whether it’s marketing ideas or magical sweets, Hashtag clearly knows how to add a splash of colour to the day. Stay tuned for the next —because with this elf, creativity is always on the menu!

Feeling overwhelmed by what, when, and how to post? 😩 You’re not alone. Social media doesn’t have to be a daily stressor...
08/12/2025

Feeling overwhelmed by what, when, and how to post? 😩 You’re not alone. Social media doesn’t have to be a daily stressor. I’m here to take the load off and help you show up online with ease and consistency—one post at a time. 💻📱✨
Contact me for all your design and social media needs.
WhatsApp Chantelle on 061 230 9197

It’s Monday, which means Hashtag the Elf woke up feeling way too curious for everyone’s safety.He wandered into the kitc...
08/12/2025

It’s Monday, which means Hashtag the Elf woke up feeling way too curious for everyone’s safety.

He wandered into the kitchen, spotted a fresh bottle of Coke, found a roll of Mentos, and immediately connected two dots that probably shouldn’t be connected. He immediately got that mischievous sparkle in his eye — the kind that says he’s thinking about doing something dramatic, chaotic, or both.

He sat himself down beside the two items like a tiny scientist preparing for a breakthrough moment… or a disaster. Hard to tell with him.
Was he planning a full-blown soda eruption?
A high-pressure Monday morning experiment?
Or just trying to look like a genius chemist on a Monday morning?
After all, what better way to kick off a Monday than with a little “creative chemistry”? The team might want to keep an eye on him before the office turns into a soda fountain.

Either way, someone gently moved the Mentos a safe distance away. Just in case.
Hashtag might be small, but his chaos potential is huge.

Stay tuned for the next —because when Hashtag’s around, even Mondays can pop with excitement!

After a long week of getting lost, getting stuck, and nearly turning himself into Krispy the Elf, Hashtag decided he des...
07/12/2025

After a long week of getting lost, getting stuck, and nearly turning himself into Krispy the Elf, Hashtag decided he deserved a break. So he traded his usual mischief for a mid‑day snooze — though his choice of nap spot is a little questionable.

He wandered into the kitchen looking for a quiet corner, spotted the cutlery drawer, and thought he’d just discovered prime real estate for elf relaxation. So he climbed in, nestled between the knives, forks, and spoons like it’s his own cozy little bunk bed.

Maybe he was hiding from the madness of the week to come, or maybe he just wanted a “fork‑tunate” place to rest after a busy week of antics. Either way, it’s safe to say this elf has a sharp sense of humour—and an even sharper choice of hiding spot! That serene moment lasted… right up until someone opened the drawer and found him lounging there like it was his personal studio apartment.
He still insists it was cozy. The forks disagree.

Stay tuned for the next —because with Hashtag around, even the kitchen drawers aren’t off‑limits for a little festive fun!

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