02/05/2024
*My Wife* 👩Went On A Holiday Leaving Me Behind🙄
I Got H0rmy🙄 One Day And Decided To Try The Maid 👩Who Has Just Arrived From The Village😐I Called The Maid To My Bedroom🙋♂ Where I Had Taken Off My Clothes👖👕 And Pointed To🙂 My Mành00d🙄:“Do 👉You Know What This Is?”🤔 I Said.
Maid👩: (Acting Shy) Yes🙄
Me👱: “Do You Know What Is use For?”🤔
Maid👩: “Yes”
Me👱: Well That's Perfect Show Me😋
The Maid 👩Immediately Knelt Down,🙄Hold The Item With Both Hands,🙄 Drew Closer And Opens Her Mouth. (At This Point I Was Shivering With Anticipation And Excitement)🤔🙄
The Maid 👩Then Began : “My Name Is Sarah , 😩I’m 22 Years Old From Osun state . I Want To Send A ShoutOut To My Parents🙄, Mr And Mrs Bamidele , My Uncle Dayo , My Brother Andrew Bamidele 🙄I Would Like To Tell My Boyfriend That I Miss Him🙄. Can You Please Play A Song🙄” "👉Work👈 👉Work👈👉 Work👈" By Rihanna. Thank You. She Then Turn To Me👨 And Said:
“Boss, Take Your Microphone🎤
😕I’m Done”😲😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I Fa!nted😫😫😫
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