Chukwu Ebuka

07/06/2024

SOMETIMES I DONT WRITE ANY ANSWER IN MY EXAMS BECAUSE THEM SAY SILENT IS THE BEST ANSWER

05/06/2024

SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL🎓

1)Female students should wear mini-skirts only😋

2)Lunchtime🍜🍝takes 3hrs while each lesson takes only 20mins

3)If you are quiet🙄person,sorry!Get out of my school.

4)If you wanna get drink 🥶 there's a room🏠for drinkers

5)Wednesday's and fridays it's party time🎵🎤📻🎷no lessons

6)During examination all students will be provided with text books📘

7) All students are free to bring their laptops and phones because free wi-fi will be provided

8)If you insult a teacher your punishment is to play PS 5 with principal.

9)At lunchtime🌭🌮students eat every kind of foods you want🍿the school will provide.

10)On mondays you'll come to school at 10:00 just to discuss what happened over the weekend🍺🍻🥂

WILL YOU JOIN MY SCHOOL🍹💃🕺

27/05/2024

23/04/2024

FIRST 10 PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ME
Will be gifted with card

08/04/2024

LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant

05/04/2024

What your mates are doing follow them do
Na so I follow my mate go thief
As am talking to you now am in prison

05/04/2024

MY GIRLFRIEND SAW ME KISSING HER SISTER
Now she is boiling hot water
Let me go and buy tea

04/04/2024

PLEASE GUYS FOLLOW ME

03/02/2024

Cutie 🥰🤩 LAUGH jhoor 😂 😁😁

1. I Saw a Science Student Crying
Me: What's The Matter☹️
Her: Matter is Anything That Occupies space and Has Mass
🚶I just left

2.BREAKING NEWS
A baby was born laughing
With 4 abortion pills in his hands
🙆🤷

Grace just dey play 🏃🏃🏃🏃

3.Married men will be watching football at a bar with their side chick and💁 still screaming that the referee is cheating

4.I hate talking to Indian's, especially those with Red dot on their forehead😂I think they are recording
🏃

5.When relationship is new 🤣
Boys will be like "babe have you eaten tomorrow"
🤭

6.Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money they blame your wife
😂💔

7.I hate people who make jokes about short pple🤧Do you know that short people can sweep the floor without bending

8.My roommate stole my girlfriend's contact from my phone🤧the idiot is sending love messages to his own sister

10Na you rüsh go prømise your papa fïrst cläss & 8A’s 🙄...
* Me I ønly prømise dem say “I NO GO JOÏN ÇULT * 🥲😂

11.Guys be carefül out therë if your gïrlfriend tëlls you to go with her thät her parënts wänt to meët you‚ no greë oo na bag of rice you wan go büy likë thät 😒😂

12.Biology teaçher: Whät cän be føund in a çell ?
Gõdy: Prisonërs
Teaçher: Gët out of my cläss. 😂😂

13.Withøut lashës møst of y’all loøk likë thïs: “🌝” 😂

14.Imaginë livïng aløñe‚ At nïght you were bathïng withøut light and your soäp fälls to the grøund‚ you triëd to piçk it üp but becausë of darknëss you couldn’t fïnd it‚ jüst then...a händ tappëd you and handëd you the soäp. Whät wïll you do ?
Faintïng is alløwed... 😂

15. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️ for those of you planning to go without reacting may you drink garri and sugar uncontrollably 😁😁🤷🏃🏃
God bless you as you follow me

02/02/2024

Read fastly
Hot wine hot wine hot wine

02/02/2024

READ SLOWLY
I yam stew pid

01/02/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂😂

1. Aunty, Your boyfriend beats you on a daily basis and you come on Facebook, upload his picture and caption it "Baby you
bring out the best in me"... My sister, are you an Ogene drum?
just leave me lemme🤔
say my mind😂

2. Welcome to Nigeria where the truth will Never Set You free..
MOM: Who ate the meat inside the pot of soup I cooked?.. If you confess I will spare You?
ME: Mommy I am the one Am very sorry.
MOM: Eh, favour get me that fresh
Pepper and Belt there Lemme correct this boy's head before he starts robbing banks😭😭🥲😂.

3. Nigerians [Its clap yourself] Not clap for urself Pls just leave me lemme go and arrest my english teacher🤔😭😂

4. I bought honey for 100naira for me to
reach home to find 50naira honey 20naira water 10naira bee and 20naira honey Just leave me o i want to learn how to extract honey🙏🙏😭😂

5. I bought turkey for 19k and u say i should not eat the feathers just leave me o😂😂

6. Alaba boys has killed me How can i buy bahubali film and went home to see bahubali advertising airtel . From beginning to the end leave me o lemme kill someone today😔😔😂😂

7. Any Lecturer who fixes class 7am during harmattan does not have a happy home. u wanna argue. Argue with your ancestors😭😂

8. You became Ashewo at the age of 9 And Now you're 39yrs old and You're writing prayer request " asking God for a Husband🤔". My sister, lemme ask u
something, Who will marry a Borehole???
don't beat me o . Am not feeling fine😂

9. When you block a slap from your mum.. o boy! Just get ready to explain to the entire family why you want to kill her. Don't argue its in the constitution😂😂

10.welcome to Nigeria where a person can die of hungry, boom on his buried day, there can kill a cow and spend money, oh my God😭😮‍💨😂

12. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

Abi I no tryplease follow and like

31/01/2024

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31/01/2024

kissed can be rekissed if the kiser and the kisee agree that the kiss kiss kissed will be rekissed
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Jokes by Naka naka

31/01/2024

HI EVERY ONE