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BREAKING NEWS!
Arthur Zwane has been releaved from his heavy duties following the non convincing spell at Amakhosi recently .Coach Pitso Mosimane has been appointed to take over from Arthur Zwane who will also be his assistant with Dillon Sheppard
South African singer, Nomcebo Zikode made a big breakthrough in her music industry after the Jerusalem hitsong featuring Master KG. The Jerusalem song opened many doors for Nomcebo in the entertainment industry as she now recognized by many.
Jerusalem have become the most loved song all over the world, as many countries are participating in the Jerusalem dance challenge. It is with no doubt that Nomcebo is a very talented singer. She recently released a new single titled ‘Moya Wami’, which could be a the next hitsong as fans have been showing some love to the song.
However many people have always thought Nomcebo was older, not knowing she’s a bit older and fans couldnt believe how old she actually is. Nomcebo was born in 1994 in Hammersdale, KwaZulu-Natal and she grew up there.
She’s 26 years old and fans could believe it as they thought she was a bit older. Its so wonderful to know that many of our South African artists are becoming very successful at a very young age, just like Master KG who is also just 24 years old and have already achieved a lo
BREAKING NEWS❗❗❗
Kaizer Chiefs have decided to part ways with coach Ernst Middendorp with immediate effect.
You know why ZCC is getting bigger and bigger? It's because the church is built around humility. At ZCC there is humbleness. A Scientist and a security are treated in the same way. You won't even notice that this one is a scientist and this one is a security. Everyone is made to feel significant.
But in the new age churches, it's easy to spot who is important and who is not. The poor cleans the church while the rich render items. At ZCC you get services for free. You consult for free and get remedies for free. The church itself uses it's resources to offer congregants services even people who are not part of the church. In the new age churches, people pay to see men of God.
People pay for prophecy. The poor of the poorest are exploited. ZCC welcomes everyone. Whether you're rich, poor, mentally disturbed, you're adopted to the family. Today our churches exclude certain groups and target potential offerers? People of low status or people who are mentally disturbed are neglected?
Is it because they can't pay offerings? At ZCC, the church's money is used to fund branches to build churches. The money is used to fund millions of students in the church. This lockdown the church used it's money to pay for all beneficiaries of the barial society.
The church built a clinic and a school. It has a factory that provides employment for many people. In the new age churches, the men of God drives big cars and wear Italian outfits while there are poor people inside the church.
At ZCC everyone is made to understand everything. In the new age churches, young pastors flex with English while our grannies are just sitting there confused. Where is humility there? You don't have to agree with how the church operates, but at least learn something.
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Since Ele Winter❄️Are Dlaleng Stockvel Sao🍆🍑💧 Nyobisana
You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other pleople than you can in two years by trying ti get other people interested in you.
They were having s*x in the bushes
Ngizwe lo sisi athi ikhiphe my love ingene notjani!!!! 😂😂
# moya yaThetha
NDODANA: Baba sengicabanga ukuthatha manje!
BABA: Ohoo khona osewuyibonile?
NDODANA: yebo eyala kwa makhelwane, uBongiwe.
BABA: shiiiii (ehleba) ungamthathi udadewenu lowo, ungayithi Vu kunyoko.
NDODANA: mama besengicabanga ukuthatha la kwamakhelwane, manje uthi uBaba angingamthathi ngoba uDadewethu, ngiyadideka.
MAMA: (ehleba) mshade akayena udadewenu, nawe awuyena owakhe ngakuthola ngaphandle.
Ungayithi vu kuyihlo*
Ask Me with The First letter of your name
A - Virgin breaker
B - Best s*x with?
C - Ever kissed a guy
D - How old is your relationship
E - Is your bae taller than you
F - Are you in a serious relationship
G - Who is your bae
H - Best friend
I - The best ex
J - Crush
K - Ever had s*x with your bae's friend
L - How many ex do you have
M - Are you a virgin
N - WhatsApp tens
O - Last time you had s*x
P - Which ex do you miss
Q - Your number
R - Have you ever cheated
S - Which ex do you really Love
T - Last time you kissed
U - Ever been in a serious R/S?
V - Do you do blow job
X - Ever been cheated
Y - Are you good in bed
Z - Male/female bestie
Who you currently dating????
Comment with the name of your partner because tomorrow is Valentine's day.
sifuna ukubona abosonoro Happy Valentine's Day zithandani
U.Mdidelwa.... wayeyi nkunzi yomgulukudu entshontsha kwasan emphakathini wangakubo..,. umphakathi wawusewudiniwe ungane unwabu ngesenzo sakhe.
MDIDELWA waba neceebo lokuthi aye enyangeni. . . afike athole umuthi wokuthi nje umuntu oke wambiza nge gama lakhe afe same time wavele waqala eBanke wafike wabhoma i ATM washaya ikhona wathi efika ekhaya... zithi iingane ziyajabula zibona umalume "nangu umalume umdidelwa" zavele zafa ingane, bathi bayambiza odadewabo bafa enven nabazali bakhe amaphoyisa nomphakathi atheleka kuboka Mdidelwa... afike amemeza... 'mdidelwa uwena lo ontshontshay' haw bafa bonke abantu yazivalela endlini ke le lensizwa isibala imali yayo igcwele umbede kwaphela ama hour impela.
Ekugcine MDIDELWA WAZIBONGELA : "Wadla wena MDIDELWA UNGASADLANG, WADLA WENA NQONGO"
HAW WAVELE WAFA NAYD IMALI YASALA YODWA.
Umjey aphuze nomlungu eClubin bevumelane ngokuthi kuzoqala uMjey athenge kugcine lomlungu, aii nangempela uMjey abuthenge baphuze baphuze...... bese ethi uMjey sengithenge kakhulu now is your turn to buy athi uMlungu
"I suppose" aphendule uMjey ngolaka "habe nansi ingulube inginonela bo!!! ngingafike ngithenge ngithenge makumele kuthenge wena bese uthi awusaphuzi uyanya uzothenga uthanda ungathandi!!!."
Kusemshadweni, eMhlathuze uVuso Madebe uhleli eceleni komunye ubaba bese ehlebele lo baba athi, "Yaze yayimbi le ntombazane eshadayo."
Aphendule lo baba athi, "Okokuqala awungazi. Okwesi bili kungenzeka awumenywanga. Kumanje ubona abantu ababi, le Ntombazane othi yimbi yindodakazi yami."
"Ngiyaxolisa baba, bengingazi ukuthi ngihleba uMakoti kuyise."
Kuzincengela okuka Vuso eseshaywa amahloni. Ezwe ngenkulu impama uVuyani eshaywa yiloba, "Zindlebe zikanyoko! Uyaqhubeka nokungeyisa ungibiza ngoBaba, nginguMama kaMakoti mina man!!!"
Uke uyicabange nje i-X yakho?
"Sthandwa sami ngiyakuthanda yazi" kusho UNkosikazi. Ithi iNdoda "ngiyakuthanda nawe Nkosikazi wami". Athi iNkosikazi "yazi ngifisa sengathi singafa kanye kanye ukuze angabikho ozosala yedwa phakathi kwethu" Indoda ngiyavuma nami mama wekhaya yazi kuncono sivele sizibulale thina ukuze kufezeke izifiso zethu"
Basuke banyukele e 25th Floor eFletini bahlala kulo ngesivumelwano sokuziphonsa phansi bafe. Endleleni ithi iNdoda "khona engikukhohliwe endlini mama ngeke ngikwazi ukuhamba ingekho" aphinde abuye nesikhwama esincane baqhubeke baze bafike phezulu bavumelane ukuthi bazobala kathathu bese beyajamba. Nangempela babale kathathu asikaze uNkosikazi ijampe iNdoda ayithandazele uNkosikazi bese ethi" hayi ngeke Baba angeke ngikwazi ngiyaxolisa usuyoba idlozi elhle kimi, uhambe kahle" yehle iNdoda ithi isizokufika phansi ivule isikhwama ikhiphe Iparashuti iyivule bese. Yehlela kahle iyothi cababa phansi!!!
Ubani ongathembekile phakathi kwalaba bobabili??
Kulomhlaba ayikho into emnandi
njenge..........
Qedelela!
A 3years old boy ulala nabazali bakhe and ulaliswe phakathi
but njalo mayevuka ek'seni his Dad is always phakathi
nendawo then yena ulele on the side. 1 night wazenza
ngathi ulele and he heard his Dad saying to his Mom "ngi
jumpe babes?" Mom aphendule "yes jumper I'm all yours"
When Dad tried to jump over the boy said"umuntu
angiyathele nje uzongazi
kahle ngoba angazi ku jumpiwa kuyiwaphi
silele.
Amadoda ahleli aphuza utshwala
Ugogo naye uhleli khonapho lokhu ewozela ibuze enye yamadoda gogo uyozela yini ungavele uyolala?
Phendule ugogo ngelizwi elilobuthongo ngilinde ibhakede lami lokuchamela eliphuzela kulo!!!
Ngek' umehlule umfazi ngenkulumo,
INDODA: wena malanga onke ma ukhuluma uthi imomto yami, iTV yami, indlu yami..... Konke nje ngokwakho, kungani ungathi okwethu?
UMFAZI: (athule) ngoba e-busy efunana lakufunayo ngaphansi kombheda.
INDODA: (ngolaka)ngkhuluma nawe mani awungiphenduli! Kahle kahle udingani ngaphansi kombheda????
UMFAZI: (ngezwi elipholileyo) ngidinga iPhenti lethu.
Bahleli uSipho noMango phansi komthunzi.
uMango usanda ukuxabana ne Girl friend yakhe uNtombi, bathumelana ama SMS bayadelelana.
Ntombi: angisakufuni lento engasazi isilungu.
Kumdine lokho uMango wabuza kuSipho
Mango: uma ufuna ukuthi anginamsebenzi nesilungu uthini?
uSipho: "uthi i'm unemployed".
uMango wabhalela uNtombi sekamphendula ke
Mango: "Noma ungangala i'm unemployed".
The worst person to be around is someone who complains about everything and appreciates nothing.
Passenger :Sorry bhuti iymalini iteksi
Driver : Yin ufuna ukuythenga yini?
Passenger : í ½í¸�í ½í¸� í ½í¸�
Driver : Ngyadlala. Uyaphi?
Passenger : E-Backseat
Since you started using facebook
What have you found?
*Friend
*Wife
*Husband
*Lover
*Friends with benefit
*Girlfriend(s)
*Boyfriend(s)
*A good relationship
*Best friend for ever
*Lost friend
*Lost lov
*Other specify
I woman on top 🍑 ifuna ube namabele amile eyy safa zimpama 😣😣💔
What can you tell your ex if you meet?
1. I love you
2. I miss you
3. You where the best
4. You still special
5. I hate you
6. Go to hell
7. Are you still alive
8. I over
9. Bengikuzamela
10. . . .Add?
Umuntu owaqala ukuqala ukuthandana naye ngewakabani isibongo sakhe???
Yini okungek uyishere nesiThandwa sakho noma sekutheni???
Uhlanya lungena eSontweni lufika kudliwa isidlo (secrament), hai lijoyine nalo ulayini. Umfundisi kanti uselubonile, malufika etafuleni ufundisi alunike irubber instead of I secrament. Luhlale phansi lilokhu lihlafuna into engapheli. Bese eyabuza lo oseduze kwalo ''kanti wena udlani le engasapheli'' luphendule uhlanya ''kanti vele bekudliwani' aphendule oseduze ''umzimba kaJesu'' luphendule uhlanya ''hai kushukuthi
ngiqondane nesende!
WHAT IS THE SWEETEST FEELING IN YOUR LIFE?
1. Having S*x
2. Eating Chocolate
3. Being Drunk or high
4. Kissing
5. Eating Honey
6. Feeling you have when you got money
7. Loving the right person
8. Achieving your Goals
9. Giving Birth to a Beautiful baby.
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