Watty Lines

12/03/2024

Mukha ng wattpader pag inuumaga na 🧛‍♀️

09/03/2024

Aleera: "Alam mo ba para kang p**o at ako ang dinuguan?"

Al: "Dahil mas maputi ako sayo?"

Aleera: "Ano ba?! Pick up line 'yon! Ang sayo realtalk?! Bastusan?!

07/03/2024

Riley Lucas: "Good morning"

Ivory: "P*king nalaglag!" walang habas kong sabi dahil sa gulat. Napahawak pa ako sa aking dibdib at humarap sa gawi niya. At ang sira ulo ay natawa pa!

Riley Lucas: "Pft! Nasaan? Nang mapulot ko...sayang naman 'yon," natatawang sabi ng sira ulo kong boss.

01/03/2024

21/02/2024

Fictional Characters Death is painful for every Wattpaders but nothing is more painful than Author's Death.

16/02/2024

Calix:I'm sorry.Pagod ka na ba?

Rovina: You're older than me.Baka ikaw ang pagod na

Calix:Paano naman ako mapapagod kung—

Rovina: Kung kasama mo ang lakas mo?My goodness,ha! Ang corny ng punchline na 'yan! Wag mo ng sasabihin !.

Calix:Kung nag-alaxan ako.

16/02/2024

Zhareena: I was saying doing laundry is hard so let's do that together.

Franco: Sure. Let's do the laundry together every Sunday. So who will do the cooking now?

Zhareena: You

Franco: Anong ambag mo?

Zhareena: Kain.

09/02/2024

In Wattpad:
Ang bad boy,kapag nagmahal,pati
asin,lalanggamin.

In Reality:
Ang bad boy,kapag nagmahal,sa hospital ka hahanapin.

06/02/2024

Forever

06/02/2024

:(

06/02/2024

Gamot nila vs. Gamot ko

03/02/2024

"Elijah"
A young general
A CEO
A childish
A clingy

03/02/2024

Some lessons of Author

A thread:

03/02/2024

Rozen: Then are you pregnant.

Coreen: I said, I'm not.

Rozen: Nakita kitang kumain sa mall ng spare ribs. Imbes na yung paborito mong mga damo ang kakainin mo, bakit iyon ang kinain mo?

Rozen: And you're really getting moody, Sigurado ka bang last week nagka period ka?

Coreen: OF COURSE!

Rozen: Bakit ka magkakaperiod last week, dapat nung first week pa ang period mo, diba?

Coreen: What? Of course iba-iba yung schedule!

Rozen: Ako nag aayos ng schedule mo noong college, Coreen. And I still remember everything about you. Nakatatak na iyon sa akin. Kasama na iyon sa buong pagkatao ko, you can't fool me.

———
Rozen "Di matataguan ng anak" Elizalde.

03/02/2024

Calixta: Nanliligaw ka at bigas ang dala dala mo?

Lurusus: Oo at saka magandang klase ng bigas 'yan. Pasalamat ka at hindi NFA 'yan.

Calixta: Lurusus!

Lurusus: What's wrong? Pinapakita ko lang naman na kaya kitang pakainin at buhayin 'pag naging tayo.

Calixta: Lurusus, you should have brought me some flowers, chocolate or teddy bear to make it romantic.

Lurusus: Hindi mo naman makakain 'yung teddy bear at flowers e. Di ka mabubusog dun. Kung gusto mo dadagdagab ko na rin ng ulam para kumpleto.

03/02/2024

Xydrien: You know that staring is rude.

Eirysia: But you like it.

Xydrien: I would much like it if you wore decent clothes.

Eirysia: Xydrien, anong gusto mong suotin ko? Sweater? Ang init kaya!

Xydrien: But that clothes is evil! Unting yuko mo lang makikitaan ka na!

Eirysia: Xydrien, this is a cami top. Ganito talaga 'to. You know fashion.

Xydrien: Well, I don't like that fashion of yours. You're making everyone see what's mine! My babies!

Eirysia: But you said earlier that it's okay.

Xydrien: Kanina yon, noong nakasuot ka pa ng cardigan. Now it's completely different.

Eirysia: Inalis ko nga kasi mainit! :Di kung gusto mo maghubad na lang ako.

Xydrien: Never do that! Or else I'll take you right here and right now!

———
Xydrien "Possissive" Montrehor

03/02/2024

Avyannah: Wakeem, hindi ka ba nagtataka kung bakit ganito ang fashion ko?

Wakeem: What's wrong with your fashion, habiba?

Avyannah: I mean, ganito ang badoy ko hindi ako tulad ng iba na sexy manamit, oo nga't branded itong mga suot ko pero ang badoy ko pa rin...hindi ka ba naasiwa?

Wakeem: There's nothing wrong with your clothes, okay? If that makes you happy and comfortable, who am I to judge you? Whatever you want to wear, whatever your style. Branded or not, I have no control over it. I love you, and I accept whatever you wear.

Avyannah: Kahit na hindi ako mag damit okay lang?

Wakeem: Its better

03/02/2024

Elijah: I want to marry you.

Amber: Really? Do you know what that means? My family wants me to marry you so your family business could help mine. I'm sure your family is rich and doesn't need help from ours.

Elijah: I'll be your husband. I'll take care of you for eternity.

Amber: Talaga?

Elijah: I like you, Amber.

Amber: Already? There's more beautiful girls around here, Elijah. You can choose any of them.

Elijah: Ikaw ang gusto ko.

————
Elijah "Green flag" Buenavista