Celeb Holly

22/03/2024

Mtsikana Wa Std 6 Koma bere Lidafika Kale Form 3🙄🙌ulamuliro wa Chakwera

22/03/2024

RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE;

1. Never take photos with her.

2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.

3. Don't text her love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.

6. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.

7. If she calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.

8. Don't call her my everything, he is borrowed. Stolen goods are the sweetest.

9. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during voting😋. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S WIFE AND FIND YOUR OWN .!dankie🏃🤗😅😂

20/03/2024

Tibwerekeni ma ARV awili Tikubwezerani tikakakatenga mvulayi ikasiya 😭

20/03/2024

Ngati Edzi Ilibe Makhwala Nanga Ma ARV' Aja Ndi Ma Sweet?🙄

20/03/2024

A Drunk 18yrs old boy asked a married woman out.
The woman got pīssëd off, & told her husband The scenario.
The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so that he could bëät the hēll out of him.

Raymond Told His Wife that he would hīde under the bed and wait for the boy.
The woman did as her hubby requested.
When the boy got there he kissed the woman & took off his T-shirt & his body was full of scärs so the woman asked
"why so many scärs??".

The boy replied "I like to sleep with married women & usually I get cäūght so I k!ll their husbands.
If someone shows up now he'll be No.20 on my mūrdër list".

The boy continued kīssing the woman & then the woman trīed to reach out to her husband (Raymond) under the bed & a small voice came up and say "If u tell him am here, I swëär i Will k!ll you before he k!lls me.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

👉 Call blackie_cee󱢏

20/03/2024

Am tired of posting jokes, let's discuss about the Bible
When Abraham killed Goliath, who buried him 🙄🙄 ??

20/03/2024

Kupatula chibwezi cha amzanuo
China mchan sichikuyenda bwino
Kwanuko?

19/03/2024

Mukapeza nkazi muzipanga kaye verify kuti alidi single? Kapena wangonyanyalitsana ndi mamuna wake weni-weni
Kukana kukhumudwa ✍️✍️

04/02/2024

04/02/2024

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