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A woman gave her housegirl the following list of items to buy in the market...

Rice 200
Meat 500
Beans 300
Total 1000

After 4 hours, the girl was yet to return. The woman got angry and worried at the same time, the woman went searching for her.

Luckily, she saw her housemaid sitting at the corner of a shop in the market, then she asked her maid in anger,
WOMAN: What are you doing here? Why haven't you returned home?

HOUSEMAID: Ma, I've bought everything you asked me to buy except one item. I have gone through all the stalls in the market but they said it's not available. I even went to three different markets before coming back to sit down here to rest.

WOMAN: And what is the item remaining?🙄

HOUSEMAID: Ma, it's Total, I have asked all the shops and nobody is selling Total.

WOMAN: 🙆🙆🙆🙆Wahala

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18/01/2024

BY AGE 35. YOU SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS:

1. Someone makes 10x more than you do in a 9-5 job because they have more "leverage" with their work.

2. Distraction is the greatest killer of success. It stunts and destroys your brain.

3. You shouldn't take advice from people who are not where you want to be in life.

4. No one is coming to save your problems. Your life's 100% your responsibility.

5. You don't need 100 self-help books, all you need is action and self discipline.

6. Unless you went to college to learn a specific skill (ie. doctor, engineer, lawyer), you can make more money in the next 90 days just learning sales.

7. No one cares about you. So stop being shy, go out and create your chances.

8. If you find someone smarter than you, work with them, don't compete.

9. Smoking has 0 benefit in your life. This habit will only slow your thinking and lower your focus.

10. Comfort is the worst addiction and cheap ticket to depression.

11. Don't tell people more than they need to know, respect your privacy.

12. Avoid alcohol at all cost. Nothing worse than losing your senses and acting a fool.

13. Keep your standards high and don't settle for something because it's available.

14. The family you create is more important than the family you come from.

15. Train yourself to take nothing personally to save yourself from 99.99% of mental problems. Follow Gilly fact's,Gikiro Master

18/01/2024

MONEY HAS DIFFERENT NAMES ...

In Church it is called Offering,

In Marriage it is called Brideprice,

In school it is called fee's,

When you owe someone it is called Debt,

When you pay the Government it is called Tax,

In Court it is called a Fine,

In Hospitals it is called Bills,

Tenancy - Rent,

Competition - Prize,

Government Retirees call it Pension,

Boss to Workers - Salary,

Master to Subordinates - Wages,

When you borrow from bank it is called Loan,

To k!dnappers - Ransom,

!llegally received in the name of service - Bribe,

In The Police Station - Bail,

The Question Is: When A Boyfriend Gives Money To His Girlfriend, What Is It Called?🙄😎🙄
Someone should answer me please 😍

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18/01/2024

𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁:->
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗜 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼. 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴. 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲. 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘁. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗶 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗶 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁🙏🙏
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰'𝒎 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆.
𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆? 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕, 𝒘𝒆 can 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒆𝒏𝒅.
𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆? 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒐𝒌, 𝒕𝒐𝒐

𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖.🤌😔😔

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𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁:->
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗜 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼. 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴. 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲. 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘁. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗶 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗶 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁🙏🙏
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰'𝒎 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆.
𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆? 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕, 𝒘𝒆 can 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒆𝒏𝒅.
𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆? 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒐𝒌, 𝒕𝒐𝒐

𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖.🤌😔😔

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