Savant Garde Records

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Savant Garde Records People making music that really shouldn't. Tauranga Music Sux hard. Give it up. Some people just shouldn't make music, but do they care. No!

"When I grow up I wanna be a rock star...." - News Flash, you big dreaming little feeling skin peeling wannabe musical maestros! You have no talent, you're tone deaf, you have two left feet, you're a flipper baby, you're from Tauranga and your names Bob McBob. Face the facts you are destined for a life of little or no glamour shining shoes, laying bricks, popping out your partners re****ed s***m s

pawn from your ever widening flaps and mowing lawns in a beer singlet while thinking about beer as you run over another beer bottle cap that f***s up the blades on your Masport made from recycled beer can aluminium. For some people just have to play. Savant Garde Records in conjunction with Tauranga Music Sux presents the worst of this collective in a poorly presented DIY fashion for you listening displeasure. Anyone who wants to be on this label should shed all talent that they might have. Anyone wanting copies can contact me at the email address below or download it at their own risk. Warning music associated with Savant Garde Records will in all instances cause stereos to malfunction.....

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