Alphonse omwono ntabo

20/05/2024

SÈX EDUCATION 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

TOPIC: PÜSSY LOCKING!!
How to lock your pusy🙄?during s*x🤪

What is pûssy locking?

Don't think p***y locking is when you close your va**na 😜. Pûssy locking is the ability to make your pûssy hold hubby's penîs tight during sèx....🤪...

Let's go... .

Pûssy locking is the process of drawing your pûssy in internally, while your husband dîck is inside of you, with your legs widely spread out, Locking your pûssy will make your pûssy to wrap his dîck so well that it drives him crazy, he will be able to use his dîck to touch all the walls of your püssy, lock up your pûssy and allow his dîck grip on.

The easiest way to learn and understand pûssy locking is when you are urinating and try to stop the urine half way, you know how you hold the urine in with your pûssy, that's what pûssy locking is.. It's also known as kegel exercise! now, try doing exactly that when your husband dîck is inside of you, your husband will never get tired of fúcking you.

This method also helps people that has loose vagîna to feel the dîck, no matter the size. You don't need to close your legs for your pûssy to be tight, because it won't, you will just be fooling yourself😂 biko spread your legs and lock up your pûssy for maximum pleasure..🙄🙄🤪🤪🕺🕺

Most a times when the p***s is inside the vagîna,if you still notice any looseness, withdraw and use cold water to wash up....i mean very cold one😍

It makes the vagîna shrink in size...

And it reduces the level of secretions that comes out from the va**na....you will still be wèt but at a moderate level...👍👍👍

P***y locking is very necessary during sèx
Happy weekend, enjoying yourself

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20/05/2024

* IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE S*X.. 🔞

Have you noticed that there are times 2 people will be in a good relationship and the very moment they have s*x, boom they begin to lose interest in each other.. Like, after that s*x, the relationship begins grow cold.. Have you seen such a thing before???

And again, on the other hand, have you also noticed that there are other people who has been dating, but immediately they have s*x, the love between them becomes much more stronger... Have you wondered why it is so? Why is it that the same s*x that killed the first relationship makes the other relationship stronger? Why!!

Okay. Now relax, let's find out...

Remember I once told you that LOVE has 3 ascending stages or levels. When a guy sees a beautiful lady on the road and whistles at her to woo her, that mere physical attraction the guy saw in the lady that pushed him to make a move to approach her, is the PRIMARY stage or first level of love. This primary stage involves infatuations, fantasies, lust, imaginations etc. It's a stage of love because, most times for love to even happen between two people, something has to attract. (At this stage of love, if that guy in any way have s*x with that lady, that burning desire will fade or reduce drastically; why? because ofcourse the apple has been eaten while no single strong love was built).

Then, the moment they have exchanged numbers and start to communicate frequently, as time goes on, the love gradually creeps into the second stage or level.. SECONDARY.

This secondary stage is when the love has gone deeper from flesh into the Heart/spirit. This is when they start having real feelings for each other. (This stage, if s*x happens, the chances of the relationship to either be stronger or grow weaker, is 50 50).

Then, as constant communication is still going on, gradually with time, the love will finally cross to the 3rd and final stage. At this very point in stage, the two souls must have connected.

20/05/2024

THE SMART CARPENTER AND THE THIEF(a must read)

Once upon a time, in a small village, there was a carpenter known for his strength and cleverness. One day, something incredible happened that showcased his smarts like never before.

As the sun dipped below the horizon, the carpenter counted his hard-earned money from a recent furniture job. He wrapped up in a cozy blanket to stay warm as he headed home. Little did he know, an unexpected encounter was about to unfold.

Out of nowhere, a scary-looking robber appeared, holding a gun. The carpenter, not wanting trouble, handed over his money. But then, he made an unusual request, "Take the money, but help me out. What do I tell my wife? She'll think I wasted our money on gambling. Could you please shoot a hole in my hat with your gun? That way, she'll believe we were robbed."

The robber, a bit puzzled, agreed and shot a hole in the carpenter's hat. But the story didn't end there.

The carpenter, now wearing a hat with a hole, said, "One more thing, can you make some holes in this blanket too? It'll make my wife think we were attacked by a gang of thieves, not just one. Otherwise, she might think I'm a coward." Chuckling, the robber poked more holes in the blanket.

But the most exciting part was yet to come. The carpenter removed his coat and said, "Now, shoot a couple of holes in this coat so that everyone in the village knows we had a big fight." The robber, now a bit impatient, admitted, "I'm out of bullets."

The carpenter then boldly stepped forward and captured the surprised robber, saying, "This is what I wanted. Your power was only in that gun, and now it's empty. No one can harm me now. Give me back my money, or..." The thief, realizing he was outwitted, handed back the money and ran away.

In this incredible story, the carpenter's cleverness triumphed over adversity, proving that intelligence is a powerful tool even in tough times.
Moral Lesson:
When faced with challenges, using your smarts can lead to succes

20/05/2024

THE FISHERMAN AND HIS SON

A Short Moral Story.

A young boy asked his fisherman father,
"Papa, is it okay to tell people about my goals and dreams in life?"

The fisherman was silent for a moment, then asked,
"Why do you want to know that?"

The young boy answered,
"Well, papa, I have many big dreams, really big! I want to be of impact in all areas of life, to my generation and all aspects of life. However, I don't know if I should or shouldn't tell people about these dreams I have."

The fisherman smiled, then said,
"You know what... let's go catch some fish in the river. And then, we will continue this conversation, okay?"

At that moment, the fisherman and his son took their fishing equipment and went fishing. At the river, they put a piece of bait on the hook and casted the fishing rod into the river to catch a fish.

A few hours later, they had already caught a lot of fish and their basket was almost filled. The fisherman then stopped, pointed at the basket, and said to his son,

"Take a look at all these fish in the basket. They've been caught by the hook, and their fate is now different from that of those in the river. These fish have lost everything in their lives; their families, friends and home. Sadly, they will have to suffer and be killed in a gruesome way. Some will be fried, some baked, some berbecued, some grilled, some steamed, etc. Do you know why they have to go through much misfortune?"

The boy thought for a minute, then shook his head and said,
"I don't know, papa. Tell me."

The fisherman took a deep breath, and then whistled,
"Well, it is because they couldn't close their mouths. It is stated that a fish with a closed mouth never gets caught by the hook. It never falls a victim."

Upon saying that, the fisherman patted his son's shoulder, smiled and then continued,

"Son, this is what happens in real life. Many people have failed and lost everything they ever acquired in life because they opened their mouths too wide and told othe

19/05/2024

A man had three girlfriends and didn't know which one to choose to marry…
He then decided to take a test to see who was most fit to be his wife…
He withdrew 15 thousand dollars from his bank account and gave 5 thousand to each of them and told them to spend it however they wanted…
The first one went shoppin, bought clothes, jewelry, went to the salon, etc…
She came back and said to the man: I spent all your money like this, to be more beautiful for you, to like you more... I did it because I love you!!!…

The second one went to the same shoppin mall and bought clothes, a CD player, a flat screen TV, basketball shoes, golf clubs and pornographic films…
She came back and said: I spent all your money on gifts for you, so I can make you happier... I did it because I love you!!!…

The third one took the money and put it in the bag…
In three days she tripled the invested and returned the $5,000 that the man had given her and told him: I invested your money and earned mine, now I can do what I want with my own money... I did it because I love you....
So the man thought… 🤔
He thought... thought... thought...
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(Men think too long)
And he kept thinkin…
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AND HE CHOSE THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST ASS!!!… 🥴
MEN ARE ALL THE SAME!!!…
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18/05/2024

A boyfriend that spends the whole day texting you ❤😭A boyfriend that tells you he Misses you ❤😍A boyfriend that will hold your hand when you pass a group of chick or guys ❤😭A boyfriend that will do everything to make you smile 😊I mean a boyfriend that won't allow anyone to talk trash about you ❤😭a boyfriend that will always kiss you 😊💋on your forehead .cheeks and your juicy lips 😊💋A boyfriend that won't allow you feel worthless or unloved 😭❤🌍A boyfriend that will flirt with you 24 .7 ❤😭A boyfriend that will come running when yu feel down 😭❤A boyfriend that will always correct you whenever you wrong without making you feel stupid 😭❤A boyfriend that Respect you and your opinions ❤😍 A boyfriend who aren't ashamed to call you his girlfriend ❤😭 A boyfriend that will always tell you that he loves you ❤😭🌍

Sadly such boyfriends don't get the right girls they really deserve 😪

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21/04/2024

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21/04/2024

HOW SCHOOL BOYS WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-

Kings College
P.O. BOX 406
Lagos state Nigeria .
21st March 1990.

Dear Sweet,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrai

04/02/2024

Unstoppable

04/02/2024

That faithful day

04/02/2024

Memorable moments

27/01/2024

That's is how life is ✍️🤏

15/01/2024

DEAR WIFE...

1. If you want your husband to make
love to you often, have a good
attitude. No matter how s*xy you
look or dress, your husband will not
find you attractive if you have a bad
attitude.

2. If you want your husband to be
eating with you, be pleasant to be
around. No matter how tasty your
No matter
food, it loses taste when being
around you is stressful.

3. If you want your husband to be
opening up to you sensitive and
difficult information, learn to keep
secrets and not to overreact.
A man refrains from sharing too much
when he is scared information will
be leaked or be misinterpreted.

4. If you want your husband to be
taking you out often, stop bringing
drama and ruining dates with issues
that should be dealt with at home.
No man wants to go spend time and
money at a venue where he will be
emotionally drained.

5. If you want your husband to solve
the issues in your marriage, stop
seeing yourself as the angel and him
the devil, stop attking him or
labelling him as "The agent the devil
is using to in your marriage". See
also your fault, show him you are on
the same team and seek solutions,
not finger pointing

6. If you want your husband to
come home early, be peaceful.
The wife tends to own the home
and so can easily make the
husband keep off if she becomes
harsh, uninviting and combative.

7. If you want your husband to be
chatting with you and calling you up,
be fun to talk to, make him miss you.
If each time he calls you or chats
you up it ends up with you starting a
fight, reminding him of his wrongs or
ordering him around he will avoid
communication with you.

8. If you want your husband to
receive your suggestions and
corrections then speak to him with a
tone of love. If you come at him
shouting, dictating at him or
manipating him he will harden up.

9. If you want your husband to enjoy
kissing you, then speak loving
words, be gentle, be easy to talk to.
Lips that speak words that hurt are
not attractive to kiss.
wnstablog9ja

12/01/2024

MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

Q1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

Q2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

Q3. (For Boys) You're dating around 5 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung S22 ultra and an iPhone 14 pro max
(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

Q4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

Q5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a vegetable trader, your combined household income is less than K10,000. Your daughter who is on O'level vacation is using iPhone 14 pro max and Samsung S22 ultra both worth K67,000 Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

Q6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 8 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

Q7. You can't give your wife K1,000 for hair salon, but you spend over KSh7,000 in bars and restaurants. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity' and madness! take π=3.142(20 marks)

GOOD LUCK🙏

11/01/2024

FACTS ABOUT WOMEN.

A woman will block you, delete your number and tell you never to call her again and still expect you to call her. Don't ask me how, it's only women can explain it better 💯

In the midst of argument with her, don't bother exchanging words with her because it's not her that's speaking instead listen to her and let her continue vomiting. And when she's cool, embrace her and let her know how much you love her ❤️🥰

Listen bro, a woman that truly love you will block you on Whatsp, Facebook and still use her friends Facebook account to see how you are holding up. 🤦

They may breath fire in front of you and break down in tears in a Conner 🤔 their hearts are softer than a new born babys feet's🤦 HONESTLY

Until you realized and understand that most women speak in opposite meanings whenever they are mad and angry at you, then you will forever fall in same trap of counting your Ex's.🙄

A woman that truly love you will have a fight with you sleep in the same bed with you and gave space for 10 people's in the middle and still be turning slowly to check if you turned your back at her or face her.

What am trying to say... Don't act upon angry women's words. Most of the times, that gender don't really mean what they say.

May God give our men more understanding