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NOT The Berwickshire Advertiser Bringing you all the local news but improved - www.nottheberwickshireadvertiser.com The world of news can be a bewildering place. No such beige.

All our reporters have an FA (Hons) in Journalism, qualifying us to to report in a manner that is as much insightful as it is spurious and uncorroborated. For a start it changes a lot – often weekly. This can make pinning down s**t and stuff fairly tricky, but with NOT The Berwickshire Advertiser pressing its ear to the ground our readership can sleep easy knowing that in the absence of cold, hard

facts we will fill in any distressing blanks with some very educated guesses. In addition, NOT The Berwickshire Advertiser feels that the artistic folk inspired by the deep wellsprings of Border tradition and passion deserve recognition for the contribution they make to our quality of life. We understand that sometimes being creative in such a material and self-involved world can be like shouting into the cosmic void or queuing in Home Bargains. We appreciate that wearing crumpled linen teamed with an otherworldly air often seems counter-intuitive to prevailing social norms. So NOT The Berwickshire Advertiser proposes to offer a bespoke review service to provide artists with the precisely the kudos they’ve earned. No off-the-peg, report-what-you-see, wasn’t-everything-marvellous review compulsory for our local press. You stand up, and NOT BAd will count you. But if you’re crap… hey, we’ll tell it how it is.

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