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"Covers the island like the tourists." Volunteer meetings are Tuesdays at 5:30 pm in room 218 in the W. A. Murphy Cente.

02/05/2023

This is the garden of wannabe scholars
where footballs set sail
and dogs loosen their collars
as signs of devotion to this club and that
get scribbled on napkins ‘til afternoon class.
This is the oasis your pen cannot reach
where snakes are charmed but too low to teach
a place where the leaves will show you the way doomed to be free as soon as they fray.
A day to slip before the dew
to make breaking news by breaking the rules.
Our farewell issue is now online (click bio). But goodbye is too good of a word, so let’s just say, see you later.
The Cadre will be back next year, and better than ever before, to stir up school spirit and keep you connected, informed, and sharing a laugh. Get involved!
What would you like to see from us next year?
Thanks for your support; it was a pleasure!

Signing Off,
Jake MacCallum, Editor in Chief

17/04/2023

“The pen is mightier than the sword.”

Big thanks to this awesome group of people.

If you missed the farewell issue of The Cadre, send us a message to claim one.

In the meantime, stay tuned for more Cadre content as we race to the finish line of this crazy year.

13/04/2023

A STUDENT RALLY against the strike, **11am Monday** in the quad.

Come with signs, green clothes, and the courage to voice your honest concerns.

13/04/2023

A STUDENT RALLY against the strike, 11am tomorrow in the quad.

Come with signs, green clothes, and the courage to voice your honest concerns.

06/04/2023

A Wrap Up
Celebrate with The Cadre as we reflect on the year and look ahead to another chapter. Drink a beer, share your favourite Cadre moments, bounce ideas, and get exclusive access to our final issue of the year.
See you Tuesday. Until then, take care.

14/03/2023

🚨 BIGGEST STUDENT EVENT OF THE YEAR 🚨

In tandem with Beach Blast and UCUP Hockey Nationals, & proudly present a St. Panther’s Day Pep Rally!! ☘️ 🍺 🏒

Get decked out in face paint, rehearse chants, and down a couple bevvies ahead of the big game. 🍻

Reserve your free ride to the game by clicking the link in ’s bio.

Swipe left to see the full event schedule.

WEAR GREEN AND GET WILD PANTHERS 🟩🤪

Drop a ☘️ if you’ll be there + your best game time chant ⬇️

17/02/2023

Spy Balloon Spotted Over UPEI: Will take “excellent photos” of Canada Games athletes
It was quite the scene Wednesday morning as an unassuming white balloon was spotted floating above the W.A. Murphy Student Centre. Throughout the quad, students stood in droves, their necks craning to the sky, perplexed while blocking the sun from their eyes with outstretched hands. Then an incisive onlooker detected something off-putting.
“There’s a little black thing attached to it. A camera!”
It appears that yet another spy balloon has entered Canadian airspace, and this time it’s giving Canada Games athletes some extra target practice.
“We’re calling in the archery teams,” says UPEI’s defence minister. “No mercy will be shown to these foreign technologies. The athlete who immobilizes this thing will be automatically awarded a gold medal.”
As global tensions rise in response to the newfound potential for an alien invasion, various student clubs at UPEI put forth their own solutions.
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Full story in bio.

16/02/2023

Cadre Games

#12 came in just before the buzzer today, with a story that might incite pandemonium. Swipe for a glimpse of the headline. ➡️ 🎈 👁

How will you spend your two week break? 💭

11/02/2023

“The guy in the red”

11/02/2023

Love is blind, but Cupid’s got a bow and arrow and 20/20 vision.

11/02/2023

Playground Rules

11/02/2023

A match made by 7

08/02/2023

Just stopping by to say there’s a brand new issue of The Cadre.

No. 11 was helped along by some hard working, golden smiles.

Happy reading Panthers.

07/02/2023

TIME CHANGE + PLAN FOR THE NIGHT

Our Matchmaking Mixer will now run from 4-7pm.

**We invite you to dress in semi-formal attire.**

4-5pm: Mixing + Mingling
5-6pm: Dating Game (The Main Event)
6-7pm: The First Date for our champion couples

Not everyone will meet their match. Only 5 lucky couples will be selected out of the dating game. So bring your A game.

The rules of the game will be announced on location. See you lovers on Friday night.

04/02/2023

Ladies and gentlemen, join us in our efforts to eliminate the notion of spending Valentine's Day alone.

DM us to be one of our bachelors or bachelorettes and participate in a matchmaking showdown. Once cupid shoots his arrow, you and your lucky someone will enjoy a date night on the house.

Lots of door prizes, games, and kisses (the candy, of course) to be enjoyed.

Couples Night hosted by begins directly after, so let the good times roll into the night and all the way to the 14th!

01/02/2023

The Cadre before the cold.

Jump into the shortest month with the longest story to date.

Stay warm + brace yourselves.

24/01/2023

Always Fresh, Always Cadre.

Issue 09 is willing and able to make your day a little warmer. Happy reading, Panthers.

17/01/2023

Smile, you’re on Cadre camera.

Issue 08 is in your hands, Panthers. Happy reading.

12/01/2023

A Sign of the Signs

“…What’s up? Administration strapping up their big-time mommy pants? Or have the super-setting gym bros gone too far? In any case, the infantile signs—an assault on the intelligence of our great institution, apparently incapable of practicing common courtesy without the stern direction of printer paper—must go.

So, I made my usual rounds, asking friendly gym-goers what they thought about this force-fed etiquette. One intrepid lifter spoke her mind. ‘I feel unwelcomed. Like what’s next? No jump rope in the squat rack?’

Meanwhile, an optimistic treadmiller looked to the bright side. ‘I see the signs and just imagine the sign-person chasing me. It motivates me to run at least twenty-five percent longer.’
Full story in bio.

11/01/2023

Tuition need not rise for faculty to survive.

How about taking from another piece of the pie?

Click the link in our bio to read the open letter from The UPEI Faculty Association regarding ongoing negotiations with the administration.

09/01/2023

Snap. The Cadre is back...

…and helping you get into the groove of 2023 with a brand new issue.

Find yours around campus today.

13/12/2022

Thank you for supporting our first six issues. Without our readers, The Cadre is nothing.

Bringing back physical prints is just one piece of the puzzle to increasing the quality of student life, and based on all the smiling faces we’ve captured this semester, it’s working. A testament to small gestures—with some heart and soul—making a big difference.

As we enter exam season, The Cadre is taking a break. But don’t worry, because we’ll be back and better than ever in 2023. In the meantime, reach out and tell us what you’d like to see more of. How can we improve? What stories did we miss? How can we make your university experience a more memorable one?

And don’t forget, we are accepting volunteers, so please, if you’ve got something to say, join The Cadre!

Good luck on your exams, and Happy Holidays.

24/11/2022

Locker Room Talk

UPEI is getting good at sweeping broken glass under the rug, having made yet another not-so-diplomatic decision that, despite the mess, remains almost entirely neglected.
After meeting quotas for decade-old allegations and senseless tuition gouging, they’ve really gone and done it—fully renovating the locker rooms in the Chi-Wan Sports Centre.
It’s all for Canada Games, they say, with their frosted fingers stuck in too many coconut cream pies. But the locker rooms are a quarter of the size and far less functional.
Speaking to the men’s room, it experienced a downsize from eight showers to just two, three urinals to one, and from at least 200 lockers to a mere 50. And to boot—no more sauna.
One student was found sprinting on the treadmill wearing a black garbage bag because “Joe Rogan said it would simulate comparative effects.”
Locker room renovations dragged on for almost a year, and the sauna had been closed long before that. One anonymous source says this was due to a man urinating on the sauna rocks.
When challenged, the small-bladdered man simply pointed to a sign that read, “Do Not Pour Water on Heating Unit” and pleaded, “I was just following orders.” The man was tried for treason and sentenced to the electric chair in the basement of Dalton Hall.
Full story in bio.
(Jake MacCallum, Editor-in-Chief)

22/11/2022

Golden hour.

Our favourite time of the week is passing out The Cadre. Find issue 06 today around campus.

16/11/2022

That’s right.

The Cadre issue 05 is hot off the press.

Find yours around campus before they’re gone.

15/11/2022

The Cadre proudly introduces a UPEI student podcast.

Follow and tune in weekly with your hosts Owen Brown, Nolan Ryan, and Reece Hunter, as they amplify what it means to be student. Join in on the banter about our teams, events, and Panther culture, featuring guests from influential students to eccentric professors and famous alumni.

Head over to the first episode where the guys discuss parking, parties, masking, and more.

Because who doesn’t need an extra credit?

09/11/2022

Another one.

Congratulations Mayor Philip Brown on extending your reign of diplomacy.

Since 1980, we knew you had it in you.

08/11/2022

Cozy up on this chilly Tuesday with a brand new copy of The Cadre. Find yours around campus.

04/11/2022

Back by popular demand.

It’s November. Finals are just around the corner and maybe classes are kicking your butt. Your crush isn’t texting you back and you’re not sure what to do. If that wasn’t bad enough, your landlord increased rent and your boss hasn’t made a coffee run in three weeks.

It’s OK.

Get it all off your chest by writing to Jake, who will try to help in the only way he knows how—honestly.

Click the link in our bio. Your anonymous case might just appear in our next issue.

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