12/04/2024
Stepping into my Cougar Era 🐯🌊🥳
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I'm Dara and I love food. That's half of what you need to know. The other half is that I love to write, teach, and take photos of my food while everyone else at the table glares at me. I do all of this while battling the day to day challenges of living in NYC (angry commuters, tourists, general anxiety/depression). In an overly cluttered social media world filled with toxic positivity, I'm here for that refreshing dose of reality when you need it. Join me, won't you?
Stepping into my Cougar Era 🐯🌊🥳
We are safe now. Stay strong fam. 🤍💪🏻
My favorite day of the year! What’s New at 2024! ⚾️ It’s always a weird weather week, but so far no amount of cold, wind, snow, or rain has stopped me. 😅 Swipe through for some of the new things on the menu and more on the blog/Substack - click the link in bio! Oh and for the real ones, I actually did try the rainbow cookie egg roll from 😂🌈
Miami trip, Miami trap. What’s the difference. with the sick backdrop 🌴✨🥳
Trying something new bc even my attention span has taken a SERIOUS hit this year. Swipe through for a with CAPTIONS! Or TITLES! 🤔
And more details below if you want them!
1: brunch plate on a cat plate
2: Birria pizza from is one of the best hangover cures I’ve had
3: really loved this play, especially given the times rn ❤️
4-6: pretty self explanatory but I can expand on my daily meals if that interests anyone. CC: (and use my code DARA for $50 off your first order of $99 or more!)
7: delicious Wagyu and other hand rolls at the new Korean handroll spot in midtown!
8: you heard me and pls see/listen to latest for reference
9: it’s basically charcuterie
10: pre-pod recording selfie TYSM K BAI ✌🏻
I honestly don’t know what else to say (and yet have a lot to say) but this felt like enough for me at this point. 💔🙏🏻
I started a podcast (official launch on 9/26) and one of my favorite parts of it is the F*, Marry, K!ll segment.👇🏻
We (meaning me and my co-host ) tackled NYC Sandwiches and this was one of them: the chopped cheese. 🧀
No particular location but this one happens to be from God Bless Deli in Greenpoint.
I’m not even religious but based on this photo I might have to drop into church. 🙏🏻
Share if you can relate. ❤️🩹 This is taken from an old post and rewritten slightly, but it’s still true. I may be across the pond for a few more days but my heart is in NYC 🫶🏻🇺🇸 #9112001
Where there once were abs, there are now just blocks of spanakopita. Swipe for proof. Might have to see a spanakopitologist when I’m back in the states. I think it’s pretty serious. 🫣🇬🇷🏝️
Just out here celebrating 🥓 with the 🐐: BEC from 🤤
Considering you basically need a credit check to buy a sandwich these days, I’m happy to report that this one is delicious AND affordable. 👍🏻
Before you tell me that it’s not, I live in Williamsburg. Even the bodega cats have diverse stock portfolios. 😸
It’s all relative. Happy Sunday! 🥯
Good day for a dump! Bookended by traps 🪤 obviously. I’ve been a little quiet on here bc I’m working on something fun, so swipe through for a sneak peek 🫣 and some of the other things I’ve been eating/doing this summer.
1: post-workout 🪤
2: Smoked Coffee S’mores ice cream from w Graham cracker and marshmallow swirl HELLO 😍🍦
3-4: Wonderful Michelin ⭐️ dinner at with the fab ☺️
5: Sneak peek!! 🎙️
6: Awesome Thai food delivery from 🫶🏻
7-8: with - amazing show, can’t recommend it enough 🔪
9-10: My fave coconut shrimp temaki at .nyc and a bathroom selfie bc obviously not ignoring that mirror in a new dress 🪞🤳
Last week, I attended “A Seat at the Table,” a dinner hosted by Grace Young (affectionately referred to as “the Voice of Chinatown” by ), to celebrate the traditions and flavors of Chinatown with a special menu at . ❤️
The dinner was planned in partnership with .to.chinatown and to help raise awareness (and hopefully stop) the building of NYC’s new mega jail in Chinatown. The effects/impacts of such a project are massive and already being felt, with multiple small businesses closing, leaving many without income in one of the toughest economic times in years. 💔
More on the blog and ways you can help via the link in my bio. 🫶🏻
➡️ Swipe through for some of the dishes we had in honor of Chinatown's history.
• Hakka Blossom Chicken (this was so unique - super crispy skin, stuffed with shrimp and taro inside)
• Pumpkin with Salted Egg Yolk - I could eat that every day
• Sautéed Osmanthus Clam & Shrimp in XO Sauce
• Hakka Stir Fried Silver Fish, Jicama, Squid w Chives
• Tai Pan Ying Yong Mei Fen
• Sweet & Sour Pork on Ice - loved this!
• Lobster with Sticky Rice
• Hakka Braised Duck
• Goody bag with snacks and gifts from and
A thread of Threads. Also titled: a peek inside my brain. Happy Monday even though Mondays are the worst. 📠
Happy Belated, America 🇺🇸 pls scroll to the end for a sick shot of the fireworks 🎆 only took me 40 mins to drive 12 blocks!!
When your wedding date is a dirty martini and you’re very ok w it🍸 ICYMI: I was a guest this week on ’s podcast, and not only was it a great conversation, but I teased a little bit about a couple projects I’ve been working on! 😛👇🏻
One of them is a breakup survival guide of sorts with personal (and funny) stories, complete w journaling prompts and exercises you can do on your own to get that s**tty energy out of your body. 👏🏻
AND… *drumroll* I’m sharing the FIRST chapter with you guys on my blog/Substack! 🥳 LINK IN BIO.
I’ve poured a lot of tears (literally) and late nights into this, and since it’s not totally done I suspect there will be more of that to come. But I really hope you like it so far and would love to know what you think. 🥹🍸
Sitting down at 🍕after standup at . 🎤 Might be the best photo ever? Captures my essence from head to toe. 🤘🏻 Don’t sleep on the white slice or the tomato slice. To that end…FREE downloadable NYC Pizza guide on the website - link in bio 🍕
PS yes I crudely photoshopped out the two girls in the window behind me. One was stuffing her face (respect) and the other was glaring at me. Trust me they would have wanted it this way.
Photodump: standup comedy, clients, and knee pain edition. ICYMI: I have angered my existing knee injuries from a bad car accident many moons ago. I had a steroid injection last week to help with the pain, but let's just say it's been a bit of a mental and physical struggle, as I feel like I have aged 10 years overnight. So while I figure out what life and work will look like for me in the coming months, here's a bit about last week:
1: Open mic night at with - also I used the Lo-Fi filter on this photo and it still slaps 🙌🏻
2: shot from (link in bio for my LR Presets) 📸
3 - 5: Shoot week! and 🍻
6: Air Fryer Salmon bowl by yours truly and 🍚
7-8: Event with for coming to theaters this summer! won the event if you ask me but that pink cottage made of chocolate was no slouch either! 🏠
9: a beautiful Saturday 🌞
10: Knee pain! ☹️
That’s it k bai.
Tomorrow (4/11) is my bday 🎂 so I thought I'd be bold and put my age out there, front and center. Mainly bc next year will be the big 4-0 and this is my way of coping with that? Like if I say it enough, it'll be ok? I believe it's called "desensitization."
PS this is just shtick so don't worry, I am grateful for my age (and my skin, if we're being honest). So be prepared to see a lot of annoying birthday content from me this week. 🥳
And sometimes you just have to jump on board with a trend. So if you'd like to make your own Barbie selfie, head to barbieselfie.ai and my Substack (in bio - Musings of a Misfit Creative) for some simple AF instructions, if you need.
There's also a bit more musings on age and my body slowly giving out on me. I'd definitely trade in my knees if I could, I tell you that much. 😅 K bai! 🎉
More excited for mountains or McDonalds? You decide. In my defense, it’s the only McDonalds with turquoise arches!! 😮
Evidently, officials within the city of Sedona (known for its natural beauty, much like McDonalds) believed that the yellow arches would “clash” with the red rocks, so they opted for the soft blue/turquoise color 🤓 🌈
Le dump of photos 📸 Also new Substack and blog post about this “Lucky Girl Syndrome” you may or may not have seen all over TikTok. I picked it apart/broke it down so you don’t have to hurt your eyes and ears by watching. I hate to admit, but it has some roots in reality.
SO I decided to look at my last week or so and pick out some of my fave moments. Or “lucky” moments, if you will. Is it lucky if you choose them? 🫠 Deets below and link in bio to read 👍🏻
1-3: Lunar new year celebration with friends via and ✨
4: dinner and drinks with 🥃
5: morning blessings via (my fave is the Moms Migas) 🌮
6: VERY dog-friendly bar - George and Jacks in wburg 🐶
7: Ravioli with smoky eggplant and Labne filling from shoot - so unique, I’m obsessed 😍
8: cookies found on and yes I’ve tried the Biscoff cookie butter. I can’t even have it in the house 😂
9: Mom crushing it with the shake n bake pork chops!! 😅
10: selfie from karaoke at bc I forgot to post it last week. So 🤳
Another week, another photodump of food, friends, and selfies. See below 👇🏻
1-2: and White Lotus season finale w the Sunday fam. No spoilers but I’m good w that ending 😂
3-4: Lomo Saltado aka steak/fries heaven. The Salmon Ceviche was also so good with yuzu, peanuts, and wontons. I wouldn’t share such a s**t photo if it wasn’t worth it. 🤤
5: I got a new shirt. Exciting, right! It’s from 🖤
6: .nyc always hits the spot 🍣
7-8: Amazing dinner for and with 👏🏻
9: Photog things - shooting an event at 🥳
10: Arais from (and schnitzel sliders in the back!) 💙
That’s all for now. See ya next time.
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” 🐰 I give you: the evolution of Jessica Rabbit. Or perhaps I should say the unraveling. The two breakfasts this morning really sum up the night. Just glad I had time for a bathroom selfie ✌🏻
BEC is from my go to 🥓
Apple Pie Toast Crunch was found on and it was as good as I hoped it would be. 😍🥧🥣
Monday photodump bookended by 🪤’s. This is kind of a recap from the last week and a half bc I think the seasonal depression has kicked in and it’s getting darker earlier and I don’t really have a clear concept of time. But taking a moment to feel *grateful* for my friends, foods, and pumpkin scented candles. 🕯 See below and highly recommend - haven’t laughed that hard at a show since The Book of Mormon. 👏🏻🚢
1. Me for no reason
2. 🕯 from
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4. Homemade salmon bowl via
5-6. Pasta gift from
7. screening for (CC: )
8.
9. Chinese food feast from
10. Me again I just like my boots (), needed an excuse 👢
Leggings in both pics from 🍋
FALL CONTENT: ACHIEVED. 🍁 Foliage. Boots. S’mores. Apples. Pumpkins. Cider. Only thing missing was Pumpkin Spice toilet paper.
I had so much fun in Brattleboro, Vermont last week! Here’s a few pics of me being basic in various settings and some food/foliage, obviously. That poutine from . Still thinking about it.
The drive was only 3 1/2 hours from NYC and I’ll be adding everything we did to the blog soon, but in the meantime just had to say thank you so much to Chad and Ross (and Dior 🐶) from for hosting us (and being literally the best hosts EVER). I miss those breakfasts 😍🥓🍳
If you find yourself needing some R&R, Brattleboro was the perfect place to do it bc it’s far enough but not too far from the city. The vibes were immaculate. 🙃🍂🍁
How has it been one week since ?? Time flies when you’re not able to breathe out of your nose. Meant to post this earlier but I’ve been a little under the weather this week 🤧 Anyway, thanks Bagelfest for having me judge this year, as I take eating carbs very seriously. Congrats to the winners and everyone who came out and showed some love to the national treasure that is the New York bagel. And apparently the Connecticut bagel? 😅 Hope to see ya there next year! 🥯
Here’s a really dramatic picture of me with a cheeseburger bc it’s . [SWIPE] for *just* a few of the burgers I ate this year. Listed below in order of appearance after me👇
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3. 4 Charles Prime Rib
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Celebrate accordingly 🍔
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[SWIPE] for a little story excerpt, taken from the blog (and actually from that book I’ve been trying to write…but anyway). I pulled this one out of the relics because I think a lot of times, especially lately, we forget what it's like to come together.
This may be a silly example, but growing up in Queens, we had our own little rituals, and driving around Franny Lew for no reason was one of them. This was how we did it on the evening of 9/11.
A seemingly insignificant act of teenage hubris brought us together and made us smile. When there wasn’t much to smile about. I’m sharing this in hopes it makes you smile too, on a day that brings sadness to so many.
Sometimes it’s good to remember that when things go dark, people can surprise you. Everyone has a story they’ll always remember, and this is mine. Link in bio for the full thing.
Thinking of those who lost their loved ones today. We’ll . 💕
Is Monday too soon for a thirst trap? Asking for a friend. As I was putting together this carousel, I had an idea for a skit that will be coming tomorrow. Once you see it, you’ll get it. 🥴 In the meantime, I’ve been enjoying these little weekly recaps of STATIC PHOTOS and I hope you do too. Details and tags below ⬇️
1: Superfluous thirst trap bc my abs looked good that day
2-4: Heart rate monitor on my arm as part of the exhibition at - awesome experience!
5-7: Amazing dinner/ambiance (and significantly sweating) at
8: Homemade Bruschetta Pasta via
9: Sunday night at my fave, 🥰🍕
A little roundup of what I ate/made last week with some selfies sprinkled in bc why not. Happy Monday, see below for details and tags 👇🏻
1. Homemade Peanut Noodles (via )
2. Bathroom selfie at Dumbo House (picture loophole?)
3. Pizza from DH (oops I did it again)
4. Carbonara from
5. Ambiance
6. selfie
7. Deviled eggs at
8. “Legal Wrap” at
9. Homemade “chicken” & string bean situation via and
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Week/weekend recap featuring my long arms, my tongue, my friends, and my foods. Because I just need some static carousels in my life.
Could I make a video out of them? Yes. Could I also leave my apt? Yes. But I don’t want to do either. Thanks for listening.
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Featured Foods:
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That’s it for now not leaving my apt til September k bye 🥵🙌🏻❤️🔥
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