A totally fictional comic with entirely fictional characters based on wholly fictional events in a fictional country that only exists in my twisted mind. This page contains mostly sh*tty, unfunny, fallacious, nonsensical stuffs seen through the twisted mind of the crazy author and are presented in crappy quality cartoons purely for entertainment. In no way should this imaginary country be confused
or mistaken with a real-life country (or some said city-state) on Planet Earth, known as the Republic of Singapore, which is a place where its leaders (but not necessarily its people) claimed to be a paradise. The leaders there apparently claimed themselves to be the most honest, most talented and most deserving to be paid millions in salary "leegally" in the whole Milky Way galaxy, unlike the evil leaders of Demon-cratic. Viewers are advised that certain comics may contained Singlish, and vulgarities. Parental supervisory is recommended for children 18 and below. Typos, spelling errors and grammatical errors are common as the author is an uneducated mad man with the intellectual level of a buffoon. Supporters of Menaces-in-White (MIW) are advised to stay away or risk getting heart attacks. The author shall not be held responsible for any cause or losses resulting from viewing the comics within, nor the comments that follows, including but not limited to, coronary failure, impotency, alcoholism, insomnia, insanity, etc. None of whatsoever that appears on this page shall be constituted as truth or regarded as fact or such, either in part or in its entirety, nor be used as basis, whether induced or otherwise, or as evidence(s), whether imagined or fantasized, or as cause(s), whether real or trumped up, for litigation, be it of the comics, the characters, the artworks, the events, or the comments, against the author or its viewers. It is further emphasized that all characters are strictly fictional and none of them depict any real person whether dead or alive. All the fictional male characters that are associated with the PAP (Party Against People) have no testicles, and all the female characters that are associated with the PAP are transvestites. Any similarity to any person or event are purely coincidental. By reading any contents on this FB page, including but not limited to the comics, posters, albums, comments, you irrevocably agree to the following terms :
1) The author is responsible for what he created, and not what you think he created. If there are any dispute regarding the contents of any work done by the author, the author's interpretation shall be final and incontestable. You understand that all the contents on this page are fictional and any resemblance to any person living or dead are mere coincidences.
2) The author is not responsible for any comments made by any commenter other than himself. If you have a problem with any comments, kindly contact and resolve your issue with the commenter directly. If you are unable to contact the commenter, note that it is not the author's responsibility to get involved due to your own incapability.
3) The author does not have any obligation to read, monitor or respond to any comments left by readers. If you have a problem with any comments, then it remains your problem. The author reserves the right to do whatever he likes on this page, and one of the things the author likes is to not be bothered by egoistic self-serving humorless pricks who can't take a joke.
4) If you require the author's assistance to remove any comments, kindly note that an administration fee of SGD $1,000 must be paid while submitting your request. Additional administration fees will be charged if you are :
a) a normal PAP member. Additional fee of $10,000 needs to be paid. Additional fee of $100,000 needs to be paid. c) a PAP minister. Additional fee of $1,000,000 needs to be paid. The administration fee and the additional fees are required since you are requesting the author to do work for you. The differences in level of additional fees are required to reflect your worth and what the comments must mean to you.Top talents must be charged top money, as so commonly touted by the evil leeders of Demon-cratic. And to paraphrase a certain PAP's (Party Against People) MP, "What? You expect me to work for free?" Upon receipt of payment, the author shall proceed to remove the requested comment within 3650 days after all citizens get back their CPF monies and all males are no longer required to serve National Service nor Reservist.
5 ) If there is a need to send a lawyer letter or court letter to the author, kindly note that the said letter must include a cheque of SGD $10,000,000. This cheque must be cashable and will serve as a payment for the author to take the trouble to read your letter. The cheque must also be cashable before the author will read the said letter. In the event when the said cheque bounced, you are fully liable for the debt of $10,000,000 to the author and a summary proceeding will commence against you with the bounced cheque as evidence. Failure to include the said cheque, or having the cheque bounce, will also render all claims made in the said letter null and invalid, and the author is not liable for any similar claims in future.
6 ) All contents within this FB page falls under the jurisdiction of this fictional country named Demon-cratic. As such, any disputes requiring arbitration should only be filed in the imaginary Court of Demon-cratic. The author shall be the sole judge, jury and executor in the Court of Demon-cratic. The author's decision is final and there shall be no appeal.
7 ) As a matter of sovereignty, foreigners shall not comment on the domestic affairs of Demon-cratic, especially those pesky foreigners working for the Republic of Singapore's government who has a nasty habit of showing up uninvited and giving unsolicited comments about how this and that should be done, as well as frequently imposing their values and views on our demon-cratic society in a rude fashiion. However, foreigners who totally understand that Demon-cratic is a fully imaginary country, and who can assimilate themselves into Demon-cratic's culture and role-play the part of its citizens are welcome to freely do so.
8) The author has the discretion to banish anyone he deems to be a nuisance without giving any reason. Common causes of banishment includes, but not limited to, being rude to the author and/or the other users, pesky foreigners suspected of spying or conducting clandestine operation for the Republic of Singapore's ruling party, etc.
9 ) Failure to read these terms do not excuse you from them, even if you are a Prime Minister from Snobbish land.
10) If you disagree with any of the terms, then go away and read Sh*tty Times. The author did not invite you to read any content on this page anyway. And yeah, tuck you understand?
