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@the_plantain The Plantain is a satirical (meaning fake) publication. Should a reader upon sober reflection, think or believe that anything contained in any post on its web site or any posts made on its page are in any way true, they are mistaken and should relieve and abandon themselves of that idiotic notion immediately. Anyone who concludes otherwise ought to stay away from this site forever and may want to consider instead seeking immediate help, attention or treatment. This Facebook account publishes parodies.